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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 7252 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
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