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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 3906 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
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