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| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 8160 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 1376 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 39 | Farms Harvested: | 737 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 38 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
lol so like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the cha cha slide, and villagers selling diamond armor for dirt cheap.
join us if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the blocky world. we once had a player who built a giant roller coaster that went straight to the moon, only for it to crash land into a pool of lava. it was epic.
also, did we mention that our server has a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps? legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can make it out alive. but hey, where’s the fun in playing it safe, right?
so come on over and join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft. trust us, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride.
