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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 93

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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