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ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	864
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Crops Grown:	7471
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9852
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Mines Excavated:	3824
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7110
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3812	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	4294
Alien Abductions:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

atypical compliment, bizarre compliment, CreeperCompliments, curious compliment, eccentric compliment, exceptional compliment, extraordinary compliment, odd compliment, offbeat compliment, out of the ordinary compliment, peculiar compliment, quirky compliment, remarkable compliment, singular compliment, strange compliment, uncanny compliment, uncommon compliment, unexpected compliment, unique compliment, unusual compliment, weird compliment

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2281
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Votes:	4750
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Ores Mined:	5575
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2907
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Votes:	3352
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3738
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9302
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4182
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2652
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8140
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3100
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Towns Built:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2518
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	9594
Dragon Eggs Found:	7360	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9393
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	704
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2935
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Animals Bred:	182
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6914
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5838
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

Players:	95/900	Votes:	1888
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	93	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6