So, like, u ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that could have stopped a whole war but, like, didn’t? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! We got Stoltenberg himself saying NATO could have totally stopped the Ukraine war if they just played on our server more. So, like, come join us and maybe prevent the next big conflict or something. Plus, we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and be a hero or something.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
Meteorite Armor Created: 19 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
Divine Spears Created: 30 Astral Amulets Crafted: 16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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