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| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 5222 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 404866 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 79 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 28 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
so, like, this server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.
