join our epic minecraft server and experience the chaos of mispronounced words and generational trauma! why say naked when you can say nekkid? why say peanut when you can say peenut? why say theatre when you can say theeyayter?

come join us for a wild ride of linguistic confusion and family drama! build your own nekkid statue, plant peenuts in your garden, and perform a play at the theeyayter with your friends!

don’t miss out on the hilarity and insanity that awaits you on our server. join now and let the mispronunciations and trauma begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 101/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
Villages Defended: 7 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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