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| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 6405 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 1838 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 40 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 718822 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 279 |
so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where the players are like, the rulers of their own universe? it’s like, so lit that even a brazilian supreme court judge is threatening to suspend twitter, i mean X, unless elon musk names a new legal rep for the site in brazil. like, that’s some next level drama, amirite?
anyway, back to the server. you can build your own empire, battle dragons, and even ride unicorns into battle. like, who wouldn’t want to do that? plus, there’s a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. it’s, like, totes epic.
oh, and did i mention that the server is run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who can speak in emojis? yeah, they’re like, the coolest admins ever. they’ll help you out with anything you need, as long as you bring them buckets of fish.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the most insane minecraft server ever and become the ruler of your own universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. dolphins honor! 🐬🦄🕺
