CraftyMuskFascists | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Cosmic Nexus 1.20

Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Cosmic, Crimzon Ruze, Entertainment, Gaming, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Graduated members, hololive, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Live Stream, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Music, Nexus, Octavio, Regis Altare, songs playlist, virtual youtuber

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4560
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow dimension filled with flying llamas and dancing creepers. It’s like if Willy Wonka designed a Minecraft world on acid, man. Plus, the admins are like mystical wizards who grant wishes and turn diamonds into cheeseburgers. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, unless you’re allergic to epicness and fun, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join now and let your inner unicorn shine!

SisTripCancelled Minecraft Server

AITAH, canceling trip, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family distance, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family misunderstandings, family obligations., family priorities, family responsibilities, family sacrifices, Family Support, Family Values, hanging up, Minecraft, Server, sibling relationships, SisTripCancelled

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4228
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Void Gems Collected:	38
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more family-friendly than your own dysfunctional family? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive comments from your siblings or guilt trips for missing family gatherings.

Join us for a server full of fun, laughter, and no judgment for canceling plans due to a stomach virus. Our virtual nieces and nephews are always happy to see you, even if you’re feeling under the weather.

And don’t worry about purchasing your own plane tickets here – we’ll cover all your virtual travel expenses. So come join us and leave the family drama behind! Who needs real siblings when you have a whole Minecraft community to hang out with?

CraftyCookmasDrama

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2607
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magic Items Found:	7154
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with authoritarian MILs, Peking duck drama, and gaslighting galore!

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through the insanity of planning elaborate dinners, dealing with incorrect ingredients, and getting yelled at for innocent chuckles. And who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a heated family argument over cooking mishaps!

So if you’re ready to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions and questionable cooking choices, join our server now! Just remember, the show must go on, even if it means facing the wrath of a hangry MIL. Let the chaos begin!

BankHoursSuckButMineCraftsFun

accessibility, Availability, BankHoursSuckButMineCraftsFun, Banking, banking hours, Banks, business hours, convenience, customer convenience, customer service, extended hours, financial services, long hours, opening hours

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3028
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	1894	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Are you tired of banks thinking they can control your schedule? Well, our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the ultimate freedom of banking whenever you want, wherever you want. Need to deposit some diamonds at 3 am? No problem! Want to withdraw some emeralds while fighting off creepers? We got you covered! Say goodbye to boring old bank hours and hello to the wildest banking experience of your life. Join now and start living your financial dreams in the virtual world!

YeolCraft: Presidential Arrest!

Accountability, arrest, Asia, charges, Corruption, criminal, Democracy, En route, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, leadership, Police, Politics, PRESIDENTIAL, scandal, seoul, South Korean president, YeolCraft, Yoon Suk Yeol

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4146
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4739	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

omg u guys u gotta join this server its so lit u might even get arrested by the police like the south korean president Yoon Suk Yeol!!! imagine the chaos and drama u can cause in this server, it’s like a real-life soap opera but in minecraft form. come join us and see if u can outsmart the authorities and become the ultimate minecraft criminal mastermind. hurry before the police catch u and take u away like they did to president Yoon Suk Yeol, it’s gonna be a wild ride full of twists and turns. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and see if u can survive the madness!!! 🚓🚨🔥

Empire of Blocks

Alternate Reality, ancient civilizations, blocks, cultural transformation, cyberpunk future, dystopian society, Empire, empire-building, FANTASY, futuristic past, historical fiction, History, Medieval Era, parallel universe, roman empire, science fiction, societal change, speculative fiction, Technology, time period, time travel, Worldbuilding

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3710
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

imagine a minecraft server where the medieval era is like a cyberpunk future for the roman empire. u can ride dragons with laser eyes and battle against robot knights with chainsaw swords. the castles are made of rainbow blocks and the villagers wear neon spandex. join us if u want to experience the most epic crossover in minecraft history. plus, our admin is a talking llama who can grant u three wishes. come join the madness, u won’t regret it!

Deep Coral Escape

adaptation, climate change, coral, coral bleaching, Coral Reefs, corals, deep, deep water, ecological balance, environmental impact, Escape, global warming, Heat Tolerance, Marine Biology, marine habitats, marine life, marine species, ocean conservation, ocean ecosystems, ocean temperature, shallow water, species migration, warming waters

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8711
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132
Dragon Scales Harvested:	438	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Animals Bred:	26
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	149
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

come join our minecraft server where corals are like, yo, we gotta dip to the deep waters cuz the surface is too hot for us. but then the deep water corals are like, nah man, it’s too hot down here too. but then the shallow water corals are like, we can handle the heat, we’re chill like that. so they all hang out together and have a coral party like no other. join us for the craziest underwater adventure ever, where corals are the life of the party and heat tolerance is the name of the game. dive in and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Tower Defense

Adventure, Battles, Bosses, Conquer, Cool Towers, Defense, Dynamic Classes, ENEMY, Friends, Minecraft, Minigames, Party System, R&B, Skills, strategies, strategy, teamwork, Tower, Tower Defense, Ultimate, Unique

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8510
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Runes Activated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1360
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	3195
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

RB: Tower Defense
Overview	The Ultimate Minecraft Tower Defense Experience! Are you ready for a new kind of adventure in Minecraft? RB: Tower Defense brings you a thrilling, fast-paced, and action-packed tower defense game like no other!

Why You’ll Love RB: Tower Defense:
🏰 Cool and Unique Towers: Build and upgrade towers with exciting abilities to dominate the battlefield.
⚔️ Dynamic Classes: Choose from a variety of classes and join the fight against waves of enemies.
👹 Unique Bosses: Face off against challenging bosses that will test your strategy and teamwork.
🤯 Play as the Enemy: Switch sides and become part of the enemy team to spice things up!
🎉 Party System: Team up with your friends and defend together or challenge them for ultimate bragging rights.

Whether you’re defending solo or coordinating epic battles with your crew, RB: Tower Defense offers endless hours of fun. Sharpen your skills, experiment with different strategies, and conquer every level!

Join the adventure today! Server IP: towerdefense.xyz Discord: https://discord.gg/BMHhm4hP3T

Are you ready to rise as the ultimate defender? Let the battles begin!

FAQ

1. Can I play RB: Tower Defense with my friends?

Yes, RB: Tower Defense has a party system where you can team up with your friends to defend together or challenge them for bragging rights.

2. Are there different classes in RB: Tower Defense?

Yes, RB: Tower Defense offers dynamic classes for players to choose from and join the fight against waves of enemies.

3. How do I upgrade towers in RB: Tower Defense?

You can upgrade towers with exciting abilities to dominate the battlefield in RB: Tower Defense.

4. Can I play as the enemy in RB: Tower Defense?

Yes, RB: Tower Defense allows you to switch sides and become part of the enemy team to spice things up.

5. Where can I find the server IP for RB: Tower Defense?

You can find the server IP at towerdefense.xyz.

6. How can I join the RB: Tower Defense Discord server?

You can join the RB: Tower Defense Discord server at https://discord.gg/BMHhm4hP3T.

Nostalgic Adventure 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, childhood favorites, childhood gaming, childhood memories, childhood pastime, classic games, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, gaming nostalgia trip, gaming recollections, Gaming Throwback, Nostalgia, nostalgic, old school gaming, reliving childhood, Reminiscing, replay game, retro gaming, retro gaming experience, throwback gaming, video games, vintage games

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7210
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

OMG, u gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like replaying ur fave game from childhood but on crack! It’s so good, it’s like a nostalgia trip on steroids, man.

Join for the LOLs, join for the chaos, join for the sheer mind-bending experience of reliving ur childhood in a whole new way.

Trust me, once you step into this server, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like stepping into a time machine made of pixelated blocks and pure insanity.

Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and prepare to have ur mind blown in the weirdest, most awesome way possible.

NoRideTwiceForYou

bad impression, BYOB, conflicting feelings, ENTITLEMENT, female solidarity, grown adult, halloween night, mutual friend, New Years party, NoRideTwiceForYou, party dynamics, party etiquette, party guest, planning ahead, refusing favors, ride home, rude behavior, social graces, Transportation, Uber

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8376
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	357	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	8911
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from entitled party guests like Ashley? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven from demanding divas who expect you to be their personal chauffeur. Join us and never worry about being guilt-tripped into giving a ride to someone who brings nothing to the party but attitude. Plus, we have a strict no-bitchy-librarian policy in place, so you can game in peace without any snarky comments about your smile. Trust us, our server is the place to be for drama-free fun and epic adventures. Join now and leave entitled Ashleys in the dust!

MentalBlockCraft

coping mechanisms, mental health, mental health acceptance, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health education, mental health empowerment, mental health healing., mental health journey, mental health positivity, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health struggles, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, Mental Wellness, MentalBlockCraft, self-care, Therapy

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8394
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Mines Excavated:	1175	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Gods Slained:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of your brain playing tricks on you like a sneaky little creeper in Minecraft? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, your mental health will be as stable as a perfectly crafted diamond sword! Join us and escape the real world where your brain is your worst enemy and enter a virtual paradise where the only thing trying to kill you is a pesky zombie. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where your mental health can finally chill out and enjoy the game!

Warrior’s Honor: Enlist & Craft

active-duty soldiers, Craft, dignity-oriented states, enlist, Honor, honor code, Honor culture, honor culture influence, honor society, honor traditions, honor values, honor-bound soldiers, honor-oriented states, identity formation, military culture, military enlistment rates, military honor, military identity, military recruitment, military service, us military, warrior ethos, warrior mindset, Warriors

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6293
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	6165
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got honor culture linked to military stuff and identity formation and all dat jazz. Our server be like a boot camp for Minecraft warriors, where u gotta embrace dat “warrior mindset” and stuff.

We got soldiers with strong ties to honor culture, so u know it’s gonna be lit. Plus, honor-oriented states have higher enlistment rates, so u know we ain’t messin’ around. Join now and become a Minecraft warrior like no other! Let’s goooo!

Classic Prison

airdrops, B Ward, bedrock server, Blackmarket, Cell PvP, classic, commissary, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Fishing, Guards, Koth, og, Playershops, Prison, Progression, PvP, Quests, warzone, Website

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5139
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	424	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Server Information
IP: dnmc.net
Port: 19132
Version: Bedrock

Features
Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression:

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: https://dnmc.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB
Cinematic Trailer: https://youtube.com/shorts/05_x96H3Zq4?feature=share

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

Cosmic Redstone Empire 1.20.5

1.20.5, America, Attacks, Bezmenov, closest allies, Cold War tactics, Conspiracy, Cosmic, destroy America, elon musk, Empire, Espionage, KGB agent, Misinformation, political interference, pro-Russian stooges, Propaganda, psychological warfare, Redstone, Russian influence, subversion, UK Government, Ukraine, Wake Up

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7650
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Buildings Constructed:	49
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	255
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride of chaos and destruction! We’re out here trying to destroy America from within, just like in those crazy conspiracy theories. We even attack America’s closest allies, like the UK, and try to replace their government with pro-Russian stooges. And of course, we attack Ukraine because why not, right? It’s all part of the plan, man. Bezmenov knew what was up, and now we’re living it in Minecraft form. So come join us and help bring down the system, one block at a time!

VacayGrief Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Communication, couples trip, Decision making, family, flights, gift, Grandparents, joint account, Minecraft, money management, personal finance, Planning, porto, portugal, quality time, relationship, Server, travel, vacation, vacation savings, VacayGrief, wine tasting.

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2577
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Zombie Dances:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	562	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication and joint decision-making? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of not knowing where your vacation savings are going!

Imagine logging in to find that your hard-earned diamonds have been used to build a giant pixel art of a Porto wine bottle. Or maybe your emeralds have been traded for flight tickets to a virtual Porto. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for surprise adventures, like being teleported to a random location on the map every time you log in. Who needs control over their vacation savings when you can have spontaneous fun like this?

So come join us on this wild ride of unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself laughing at the absurdity of it all while sipping on a virtual glass of Porto wine. Cheers to chaos and hilarity!

Players:	100/400	Votes:	6276
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3