CraftyMuskFascists | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Wild Kemono Friends 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, chances, COMEBACK, Community, Disappointment, discussion, fanbase, Fandom, Franchise, Friends, Hope, Kemono, kemono friends, Revival, Rumors, series, speculation, Support, uncertainty, Wild

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	589
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Potions Brewed:	154	Astral Projections Made:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Void Armor Forged:	23	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Dimension Hops:	14

Bruh, forget about that lame Kemono Friends, join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated animals that actually do cool stuff like dance the Macarena and sing Taylor Swift songs.

And get this, our server has a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and zombies. It’s like a rave in the Nether, but with less fire and more glowstone.

Plus, we have custom-built roller coasters that go through the End dimension and past a dragon’s lair. It’s like Six Flags on steroids, bro.

So ditch the dead anime and come join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and craziness. Who needs Kemono Friends when you can have blocky buddies and epic adventures?

Spoil My Minecraft SMP with Manga Series

chibi, goofy, Hit, issue 14, Manga, manga art style, manga characters, manga climax, manga genre, manga humor, manga plot, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga storyline, manga twists, Minecraft, mum, series, smp, Spoil, spoilers, stopped reading, umaru

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3322
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Meteorites Collected:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing getting spoiled is your fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that manga series you mentioned.

Our server is so epic, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the crazy shenanigans happening. We’ve got secret underground bases, diamond armor fashion shows, and even a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who thinks he’s a knight in shining armor.

And don’t worry about missing out on any manga spoilers here – our players are too busy building giant statues of anime characters and reenacting their favorite scenes with pixel art. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make that time when the protagonist accidentally turned his mom into a chibi Umaru look like child’s play.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only thing getting spoiled is your appetite for adventure!

Minecraft MiseryLand

Bleak, DEPRESSING, Desolate, dismal, distressing, dreary, Experience, Forlorn, gloomy, heart-wrenching, Melancholy, Minecraft, miserable place, MiseryLand, Pitiful, Somber, sorrowful, travel, Unfortunate, Unhappy, worst place, Wretched

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1360
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Dimension Hops:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Star Shards Collected:	198
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Animals Bred:	46	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	19

Have you ever been to a Minecraft server so boring that even the creepers fell asleep? Well, not anymore! Join our server and say goodbye to boredom forever!

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a roller coaster that takes you straight to the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. Join us and become a knight of the Chicken King, fighting off evil cows and sheep with your trusty sword made of enchanted bacon.

So, if you’re tired of mundane Minecraft servers and want to experience the craziest adventures of your life, join us now! Who knows, you might even find a hidden portal to a land of infinite diamonds and cake.

UkraineCraft2020

administration, Allies, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, military aid, military support, nato, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, solidarity, transatlantic partnership, trump, Ukraine, UkraineCraft2020, united states

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5526
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Animals Bred:	146	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

so, like, this server is totally epic, just like trump telling europe he’s got ukraine’s back, bro. we got crazy battles and wars happening all the time, just like in real life. join us and be part of the action, man. plus, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. it’s like a real-life conspiracy, dude. so come on, join us and be part of the madness. you won’t regret it, i promise.

SibCraft: Bonded Minds

Adulthood, better cognitive functioning, Bonded, brain health, Childhood, cognitive health, Emotional support, family relationships, frequent contact, healthy aging, Lifelong connections, long-term effects, mental health, Minds.., old age, older adults, positive impact, positive interactions, SibCraft, sibling bonds, Siblings, Social Connections, study

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	138
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Magic Items Found:	7989
Players Killed by Monsters:	6658	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

so, like, if u wanna keep ur brain all smart and stuff when u old, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, it’s been scientifically proven that if u have good times with ur siblings when u small, ur brain will be all sharp when u old. so, like, come join this server and make some sibling-like bonds with ur minecraft buddies, and u gonna be a genius when u old. plus, like, u gotta stay in touch with ur siblings even when u grown up, so, like, stay connected on this server and keep ur brain all healthy and stuff. trust me, it’s science.

dnmc

activities, airdrops, B Ward, cells, commissary, Cosmetics, Discord, dnmc, Fishing, Guards, mine, nostalgic, Npcs, patarhd, Prison, Progression, PVP Events, Quests, Roleplay, Showcase, warzone, Website

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9425
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Server Overview

Server Information
IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features:

Classic Prison
PvP Events
Non-P2W
Cosmetics

Activities & Progression:

Cells
Quests
Commissary
Fishing
Guards (coming soon)

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: https://dnmc.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB

PatarHD’s showcase: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRu3g9ruKgM

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players.
Are there any PvP events?	Yes, you can participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Can I farm gems in the prison?	Yes, you can grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage in your cell.
What special items can I sell at the Commissary?	You can sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Are there any rare rewards while fishing?	Yes, you can unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.

True Crafters Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Authenticity, Bond, brotherhood, Community, Crafters, culture, family, genuine, Honor, Integrity, loyalty, niggas, Only, pride, real, Realm, Respect, solidarity, street, tradition, True, Trust, Unity

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6092
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Void Gems Collected:	38
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Yo, listen up fam, dis Minecraft server be poppin’ off like fireworks on the Fourth of July. We got creepers droppin’ it low, skeletons breakin’ it down, and zombies tryna hit the dab.

If you ain’t afraid to throw hands with some Endermen or challenge a pack of wolves to a dance battle, then this server is where you belong, my dude.

We got custom mods that’ll make your head spin faster than a pig in a tornado. And don’t even get me started on the loot – we got diamonds for days, baby!

So if you think you got what it takes to survive in this crazy world of blocky madness, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Real niggas only, no scrubs allowed. Let’s get this party started! 🎉🔥🎮

Minecraft SMP: > Drumpf’ed

controversial, current events, drumpf, drumpfed, election, fake news, funny, humor, meme, Minecraft, Parody, political humor, Political satire, Politics, president, satire, smp, social commentary, trending, trump, Trumped, viral

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6313
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	2436
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: a land where giant chickens roam free, creepers wear top hats, and every block is made of cheese. Our server is like a fever dream come to life, with crazy events happening every day. Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil villagers? We got you covered. How about a game of parkour where the floor is lava and the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato? It’s all possible on our server.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with hilarious and friendly players who are always up for a good time. We have regular costume parties, dance-offs, and even a secret underground disco club where the zombies are the DJs.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other. Just remember, on our server, anything goes. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

EcoDisasterCraft

air pollution, carbon emissions, climate change, Deforestation, EcoDisasterCraft, ecological imbalance, environmental degradation, global warming, greenhouse gases, habitat destruction, human impact on the environment, industrialization, natural resource depletion, ocean acidification, overpopulation, plastic pollution, Pollution, species extinction, urbanization, waste management, water pollution

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8112
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Emeralds Found:	502
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	New Chunks Explored:	901249
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	8061	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Climate change? Nope. Political corruption? Guess again. The real answer is boring old reality! But fear not, for on our Minecraft server, you can escape the dullness of everyday life and dive headfirst into a world of endless possibilities and pure chaos.

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a land where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party thrown by a wealthy leprechaun. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to take up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the cows. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of ninja rabbits.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will make Alice’s trip to Wonderland look like a stroll in the park.

TigerCraft30: Changbai Revival

Amur leopard, Amur Tigers, animal reintroduction, Biodiversity, Changbai, Changbai Mountains, Changbai Nature Reserve, conservation efforts, conservation success, ecosystem preservation, Endangered species, environmental conservation, habitat restoration, Revival, Siberian tigers, species reintroduction, tiger population, TigerCraft30, wildlife comeback, wildlife conservation, wildlife habitat, wildlife protection, wildlife sanctuary

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	369
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Farms Harvested:	621
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Animals Bred:	76
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ AFTER 30 YEARS, AMUR TIGERS RETURN TO CHANGBAI MOUNTAINS AND DEY WANNA PLAY MINECRAFT WID U! DEY BUILDIN TIGER HOUSES AND HUNTIN CREEPERS LIKE A BOSS. U CAN RIDE DEM TIGERS AND GO ON EPIC ADVENTURES ACROSS DA SERVER. PLUS, DEY GIVE U SPECIAL TIGER ARMOR DAT MAKES U INVINCIBLE. SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE DA TIGERS GET BORED AND LEAVE AGAIN! #TIGERPOWER #MINECRAFTSAFARI

Pandemic Pixel Pals

24 countries, causes of death, Covid-19, data analysis, effects, epidemiology, global impact, health crisis, healthcare systems, international study, Leverhulme Centre for Demographic Science, long-term effects, mortality rates, PALS, pandemic, PIXEL, public health, public policy, research findings, researchers, Significant, statistical analysis

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7484
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Votes:	1706
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got scientists from the Leverhulme Centre for Demographic Science studying how COVID-19 is affecting deaths in 24 freakin’ countries! Like, who knew a virus could have such a wild impact on Minecraft players, right? Join now to see if you can survive the pandemic in the game and become the ultimate survivor! Plus, we got secret potions that can protect you from any virus mobs trying to take you down. Don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and become a COVID-19 warrior in Minecraft!

VANILLA SURVIVAL 20+ Minecraft server

1685, 20, 2764955350, 4200, 6495, 8145, 877, banner, description, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, OWNER, personal account, RU, Server, Servers, Storage, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9789
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

The owner of the VANILLA SURVIVAL 20 server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

5p.vanilla-box.ru

Hotdog Water

5FwnHSYHex, Allowed, bed TP, Cheating, Discord, discord.gg, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hotdog, Ip:, Java 1.21, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, Water, Website

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1510
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Server Name	Hotdog Water
Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
No cheating or hacking.

Join Now:

IP: play.hotdogwater.dog
Website: https://hdw.dog
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server? A: Yes, griefing is allowed on the server.
Q: Can I use hacks or cheats? A: No, cheating or hacking is not allowed on the server.
Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay? A: There are no restrictions, but certain features like random teleport and land claim are not available.

India Funny Accent 1.20.3

1.20.3, accent, Accents, comedy, CONTENT, Cultural, Diversity, Entertainment, funny, humor, Impressions.., India, indian accent, internet, mimicry, ONLINE, Posts, reading, social media, trending, Video, viral

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7185
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Gods Slained:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Hey bro, do you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s like, totally lit? Like, imagine a world where you can build your own crazy creations and battle it out with other players! It’s like the Hunger Games meets Legos on steroids, dude.

And get this, there’s like, secret underground caves filled with treasure and monsters that will make you pee your pants. But don’t worry, you can team up with other players to take them down and steal all their loot. It’s like a virtual heist, but with blocks and swords instead of guns and cash.

Plus, the admins on this server are like, super chill and always hosting epic events like build battles and parkour challenges. You’ll never be bored, bro. So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!

Clear As Day Slavs Minecraft SMP

Ancestry, asian, assimilation, clear, culture, Day, Diversity, eastern europe, ethnicity, eurasian, genetics, heritage, History, Identity, integration, Migration, Minecraft, Modernization, multicultural, Origins, slavs, smp, society, Traditional

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1689
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	5103	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Votes:	1954

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious SMP you’ll ever join!

Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows wear sunglasses, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding. Our server is like a never-ending comedy show where the only rule is to have fun!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens, participate in llama racing tournaments, or even build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft adventures of your life? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

Players:	97/900	Votes:	6529
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Zombie Dances:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6182