join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama like this crazy american dude in turkey! come build your own world and avoid getting arrested for murder like this guy! who needs cnn when you can have a blast mining and crafting with us! plus, our community is so lit, you’ll forget all about international scandals. so what are you waiting for? hop on our server and let’s make some memories together!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 25
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
Astral Amulets Crafted: 30 Mineshafts Explored: 1
Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Novidium Skyblock: Where chests sell themselves and pigs fly!

    Novidium Skyblock: Where chests sell themselves and pigs fly!
    Server Name Novidium
    IP play.novidium.net
    Overview Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build islands, complete challenges, and participate in a player-to-player economy. The server aims to bring back the nostalgia of older skyblock servers with a balance between traditional and modern features.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What type of challenges can players expect on Novidium? Players can complete challenges such as obtaining 64 sugar cane to earn rewards like dirt or sand. These challenges provide a purpose to farming items and make certain items rare but not limited in supply.
    How does the player economy work on Novidium? There are no admin shops on the server; all trading, buying, and selling is done between players. Players need to build their own shops on their islands using chests and signs to facilitate transactions.
    What are the main features of Novidium? The server focuses on challenges, player-to-player economy, and leaderboards. There are leaderboard for the richest players and the highest level islands based on block rarity and quantity.
    Is Novidium suitable for all types of players? The server may not appeal to everyone, but it offers a unique and balanced skyblock experience that combines elements of classic and modern gameplay.

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Animals Bred: 98
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most feeble adventurer can thrive! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll encounter bizarre creatures, mystical lands, and maybe even a talking cow or two.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an epic journey filled with laughter, danger, and maybe a few explosions along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3633 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Farms Harvested: 296 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • The Space Cadet – Minecraft SMP

    The Space Cadet – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Our Cheating Edition is all about pushing the boundaries and breaking the rules in the most hilarious ways possible.

    Join us for Whiteboy Denial Week where you can save up your cum and release your tension with everyone on the 1st to the 8th of every month! Share your progress, edge count, and see who can hold out the longest.

    But that’s not all, we have the most advanced AI everyone is using – NovelAI V.3 for just $25 a month for unlimited gens. Use it to create the most outrageous stories and scenarios in the game.

    And don’t forget about our BLACKED Modding, where you can turn Genshin Impact and Zenless Zone Zero into a whole new experience.

    Plus, we have official BLACKED clothing, a dedicated Booru for all your creations, a BNWO Dictionary for all your wild terms, and even a Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program for those who want to push the limits even further.

    Join us on this wild ride and see just how far you can go in the most insane Minecraft SMP server out there!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 419

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • CraftyHubbyCutback

    CraftyHubbyCutback
    Are you tired of your spouse spending more time with their virtual friends than with you? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee that your significant other will be too busy building pixelated castles to even think about chatting with strangers online!

    Our server is so addictive that your husband will forget all about rewriting movies and chatting on discord. Instead, he’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers to even remember the existence of his phone game alliance.

    Plus, we have a strict rule against encouraging unnecessary purchases like a ps5. Instead, we encourage our players to spend quality time with their loved ones (or at least their Minecraft buddies).

    So join our server now and save your marriage from the clutches of virtual friendships and late-night chats. Who needs discord drama when you can have blocky adventures with your spouse?

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 23

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • BlockyLove30

    BlockyLove30
    Are you tired of boring old relationships that fizzle out after a few years? Well, join our Minecraft server and watch your relationships evolve from simple friendships to epic love stories between the ages of 20 and 30! Who needs dating apps when you can find your soulmate while mining for diamonds together? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret love potion hidden somewhere in the server that guarantees eternal love (results may vary). So come join us and see how your relationships can level up from level 20 to level 30 in no time!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Animals Bred: 97 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Buildings Constructed: 39 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 New Chunks Explored: 633573
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 149

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • SwordCraft: Kursk’s Revenge

    SwordCraft: Kursk’s Revenge
    Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got crazier battles than the alleged Russian execution of a Ukrainian soldier with a sword inscribed ‘for Kursk’! Our PvP arena is lit AF, with players wielding diamond swords and enchanted armor like bosses.

    But wait, there’s more! Our survival world is like a post-apocalyptic wasteland, where you gotta scavenge for resources and fend off zombie hordes. Trust me, it’s more intense than a sword fight with a Russian soldier.

    And if that’s not enough, we have custom mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever played Minecraft parkour on a moving platform suspended in the sky? Yeah, we got that.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs real-life drama when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 299 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Ores Mined: 2246
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 32
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Ultra Processed Food Frenzy

    Ultra Processed Food Frenzy
    come join our minecraft server where we serve only the finest ultra-processed foods to increase your risk of type 2 diabetes by 17% with every bite! who needs health when you can have FUN?! join our community of players who love living life on the edge with their sugary snacks and pixelated adventures. build your own diabetes-inducing castle and battle it out with other players in epic food fights. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the diabetes games begin!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Vexlaris

    Vexlaris

    CMI: CMI manages the economy, server essentials, and commands, with added features such as custom portals for travel between worlds. Grief Prevention: Players can claim and protect their land, ensuring builds are safe from unwanted griefing. AngelChest: When a player dies, their items are stored safely in an AngelChest, allowing them to retrieve everything without the stress of losing their valuables. Jobs Plugin: Players can take on jobs to earn money and experience points, which help them rank up and unlock new perks. TreeAssist: This handy plugin lets players quickly fell entire trees, making resource gathering faster and more efficient. LushRewards: Random rewards are distributed as players engage with the game, keeping things exciting and offering incentives for regular play. Dynmap: An interactive web-based map of the server, allowing players to view the world in real-time and navigate more easily.

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 76 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Hangout Haven Minecraft Server

    Hangout Haven Minecraft Server
    Looking for a place to hang out and meet friends without dealing with boomers at empty bars or deafening music at clubs? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to make friends from all over the world. Who needs real-life bars and clubs when you can hang out in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination?

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who loves to prank players by turning their houses into giant cupcakes. So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious gaming experience, come join us today!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Villages Defended: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 15 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

    The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is anything but boring! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a whole lot of chaos.

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie pigmen riding on chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just here to welcome you to the server! And that’s just the beginning of the madness.

    Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ve ever seen. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to creepers that explode into confetti, you never know what you’re going to encounter next. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

    But the real reason you should join our SMP? The community, of course! Our players are a crazy bunch of misfits who will keep you laughing for hours on end. Whether they’re pranking each other with invisible blocks or staging epic battles with nothing but potatoes, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos.

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 26
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 10 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • GFDriverSeatOops

    GFDriverSeatOops
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! Just like the sudden stop in traffic that caught this poor guy off guard, our server will surprise you at every turn.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this guy’s girlfriend unexpectedly taking the wheel after a car accident. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll encounter next?

    But don’t worry, we promise not to leave you cold like this guy’s girlfriend. Our community is always warm and welcoming, ready to make you feel right at home. So come on, join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 12 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • DareDevilSMP – Craziest Dare Minecraft SMP

    DareDevilSMP – Craziest Dare Minecraft SMP
    Are you ready to take on the ultimate Minecraft SMP challenge? Join our server and be prepared to face dares so crazy, they’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

    We’ve had players do everything from building a giant statue of a chicken out of diamond blocks to skydiving off the tallest tower in the server using nothing but a bed as a parachute.

    But that’s not all – we also have secret challenges hidden throughout the map that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Can you survive a night in the Nether with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh?

    If you think you have what it takes to conquer the craziest dares in Minecraft history, then join our server today and show us what you’re made of! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s all part of the fun)!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 21 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • CraftyCrafterDepressNoMore

    CraftyCrafterDepressNoMore
    Are you feeling down in the dumps? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because on our server, you can build a giant roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks to cheer yourself up. And if that’s not enough, you can also participate in our daily llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon as a prize. So say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our wacky Minecraft server!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 17
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 23
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • BlockyBanter LGBTQ-Free Zone

    BlockyBanter LGBTQ-Free Zone
    come join our epic minecraft server where we ban all the boring stuff like same-sex marriage and gender affirming medical treatment cuz who needs that when you can be building epic castles and fighting dragons? we don’t need no lgbt propaganda here, just good old-fashioned block building and creepers exploding in your face. join us and be part of a community that values pixelated pigs over human rights. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 24
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 13
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Java Jolt Server

    Java Jolt Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where drinking coffee like a madman will save your life! we got over 500,000 players aged 37-73 who have seen a 48.1% decrease in risk of getting all sorts of crazy diseases like type 2 diabetes, heart disease, and stroke just by sippin on that sweet java juice! our server is like a virtual coffee shop where you can build your own caffeine empire and protect yourself from the dangers of the real world. so grab your pickaxe and your favorite mug, cuz on this server, coffee is the key to survival!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 15 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 83
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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