Welcome to our Minecraft server, where teamwork and punctuality are key! Just like the OP’s wife, we expect all players to be at their virtual jobs by 8:30am sharp. Latecomers will face consequences more severe than a passive-aggressive text message – we’re talking creeper explosions and zombie invasions!

But don’t worry, we also value balance in relationships. If you help your fellow players in the morning, they’ll help you in return. Need some virtual coffee or a smoothie? We got you covered. And if you can’t cook in real life, no problem! Our virtual kitchen is always open.

Join us for a fun and chaotic experience, where responsibilities are shared and gratitude is always appreciated. Just watch out for those late-night skeleton attacks – they’re even scarier than a wife who’s running late for work!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Farms Harvested: 545
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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