CraftyMomSurvivesCA | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1138
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of surviving California as a single mom in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos and build your dream life!

On our server, you can create a virtual world where you have a team of Minecraft villagers to help you with all your single mom duties. Need someone to mine for diamonds while you make dinner? No problem! Want to build a roller coaster for your kids to enjoy? Our villagers are on it!

But that’s not all – we have special events like “Creepers vs. PTA Meeting” where you have to defend your village from exploding creepers while also trying to explain to the other parents why your kid keeps bringing home slime balls.

So come join us on our server and let Minecraft be your escape from the craziness of single mom life in California!

Cosmic Void Realms 1.20.4

1.20.4, alone, astronaut, comedy, Cosmic, fart, flatulence, funny, humor, Interstellar, ISOLATED, JOKE, no sound, outer space, Realms, science fiction, SILENT, smell, Space, space exploration, Space Travel, vacuum, Void

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9357
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	460	Dragon Eggs Found:	2436
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33

Yo, bros and broettes, imagine a Minecraft server where you can fart in space and no one can hear it! It’s like the ultimate silent but deadly experience, am I right? Join this server for the most out-of-this-world flatulence fun you’ll ever have! Plus, who wouldn’t want to build their own intergalactic base and mine for space diamonds while letting rip some cosmic toots? It’s a gas, literally! So come on, join us and let’s blast off into the fart-filled unknown together!

SisStayAway Minecraft Server

emotional boundaries, family assistance, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family help, family loyalty, family responsibilities, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, Minecraft, Resentment, Server, sibling issues, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SisStayAway, sister drama, toxic environment

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8673
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	253	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	5394
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Buildings Constructed:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have drama that makes soap operas look tame! Join us if you’re looking for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Picture this: a 24-year-old sibling taking care of the bills and two younger siblings who just can’t seem to get along. Tantrums, fights, and more drama than a reality TV show – it’s all here on our server.

But wait, there’s more! One sibling gets kicked out not once, but twice, and ends up bouncing from place to place like a hot potato. Will they find a new home on our server? Only time will tell.

Join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with family feuds, emotional rollercoasters, and more drama than you can shake a stick at. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

CreepCraftNeighborz

community communication, community conflict, community drama, CreepCraftNeighborz, entitled behavior, ENTITLEMENT, Hoa, home owners association, lawn care, mental health, neighborhood disputes, neighborhood drama, neighborhood etiquette, neighborhood Facebook page, neighborhood groups, online bullying, overreaction, private messages, ring camera footage, social media

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6903
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the lawn care drama in your neighborhood can’t compete with the wild adventures you’ll have here!

Join us for epic quests, crazy builds, and maybe even some unexpected encounters with entitled neighbors who think they own the place.

Just like that lawn care worker who wouldn’t stop blowing grass in your face, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected challenges and hilarious interactions.

So come on in, apologize sarcastically, and get ready to invoice your friends for the 10 seconds of interruption to your gaming experience. Who knows, you might even become responsible for causing mental health problems in our virtual world!

Join now and let the madness begin – no anonymous posts threatening to release footage required!

BlockPartyUK Minecraft Server

BlockPartyUK, cooperation, Diplomacy, elon musk, foreign affairs, Global Issues, Government, international relations, meddling, Minecraft, Musk, News, Parties, Politics, rethink, Server, Technology, trump, uk, unite, United Kingdom, united states, urging

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1021
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Star Shards Collected:	182	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where uk parties are uniting to urge trump to rethink elon musk’s meddling!!! why, you ask? well, because on our server, we have magical unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds when you defeat them! plus, our admins are actually wizards who can grant you three wishes if you bring them a stack of enchanted golden carrots. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server, challenging players to a dance-off for the chance to win a pet dragon! so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible, even convincing trump to rethink musk’s meddling!

NukeCraft: Macron’s Warning

Macrons, nukecraft, Warning

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6560
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dimension Hops:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Yo, listen up gamers! Forget about Macron and his nuclear warnings, come join our epic Minecraft server instead! Why worry about real world problems when you can be building a giant chicken statue in our world? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even aliens are trying to invade it just to get a taste of our pixelated paradise. So grab your pickaxe and join us before Macron presses that big red button and ruins all the fun!

HearthCraft

Active Economy, Auctions, backups, dedicated server, Discord, Economy, HearthCraft, ip address, Land claiming, Level-up system, Live Map, Marriage plugin, MCMMO, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Resource worlds, rules, smp, statistics, Website

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2202
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Buildings Constructed:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

HearthCraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been providing the best experiences since October of 2018.

For more information, visit HearthCraft Website.

Technical Details:

Backup Strategy	The server is backed up at least thrice a day with a 3-2-1 backup strategy
Server Machine	Runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia
Plugins Used	Uses Purpur, CoreProtect

Useful Links:

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, there are no pay-to-win paid perks on the server.
Are there resource worlds?	Yes, the resource worlds reset monthly.

Mystic Oasis Wilds 1.21.3

#youtube, 1.21.3, American rap, artist, creativity, critique, cultural influence, GOD, influence, Inspired, Music, mystic, new opening, Oasis, okinawa, opinion, Performance, pull it off, shangri-la frontier, Singer, Style, Terrible, Video, Wilds

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3388
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Yo, forget about that cringy opening, come join our Minecraft server for some epic fun! We got pigs that dance to K-pop and chickens that rap better than that Okinawa singer.

Join us and build a house made entirely of diamonds, because why the heck not? Let’s show that singer how it’s really done in the world of blocky adventures.

Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It’s like a weird dream, but better because it’s real… in Minecraft.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make some memories that will make that cringy opening video seem like a masterpiece in comparison. Let’s do this!

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

acceptance, BlockyLove, body image, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict Resolution, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Happiness, Honesty, intervention, love, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationship, Respect, self esteem, Server, Support, toxic behavior, weight loss

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2576
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magic Items Found:	5607
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is a place where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any toxic ex-boyfriends like Carl ruining your vibe.

Join us and leave behind the double-chin comments and weight-shaming for a world where the only thing that matters is how epic your pixelated castle looks. Plus, you won’t have to worry about your friend choosing between you and her boyfriend because on our server, the only choice you have to make is what block to place next.

So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life relationship issues.

HateCraftHub

adhd, Alone Time, anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, Communication Issues, depression, emotional intelligence, HateCraftHub, Introvert, Marriage, marriage counseling, mental health, quality time, recharge, relationship, self-care, stress, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3487
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of recharge time! Just like in real life, sometimes you need to retreat to your virtual cave and mine some diamonds solo.

Join us if you’re tired of your virtual spouse constantly wanting to do activities together like cooking, watching movies, or working out. On our server, you can enjoy all the banter and laughs with your fellow players, but also have the freedom to wander off and do your own thing without feeling guilty.

We have special quests where you can pretend to pay bills, study, or do the dishes virtually, so you can experience the stress and anxiety without any real-life consequences. Plus, our therapist NPCs are always on hand to help you navigate your virtual relationships and explain to your virtual spouse that it’s not their fault you need alone time.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where introverts reign supreme and recharge time is a must! Remember, it’s not you, it’s just your need for virtual solitude.

MovieMarauder Minecraft SMP

bizarre storyline, creepy movie, dark cinema, dark film, disturbing film, disturbing imagery, disturbing movie, fucked up movie, graphic content, horror movie, horror thriller, intense movie, messed up cinema, messed up film, messed up scenes, Minecraft, MovieMarauder, psychological thriller, shocking scenes, smp, twisted movie, twisted plot, unsettling movie

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8601
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7032	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most lit server ever! We have like, a secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and stuff. And like, the owner is a wizard who can summon creepers to do his bidding. It’s so crazy, you won’t believe it!

And like, one time we had this epic battle with a giant zombie that was like, 100 blocks tall. It was insane, but we totally defeated it with our enchanted swords and stuff. You gotta join and be part of the action, it’s like being in a movie but better because you’re actually playing it!

So yeah, come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most messed up and crazy adventures ever. It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

SocializeCraft: Why U No Talk Like Before?

Burnout, Change in priorities, communication skills, emotional boundaries, fear of judgment, introversion, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, personal growth, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, social anxiety, social awkwardness, social comparison, social exhaustion, social pressure, SocializeCraft, societal expectations, Talk

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6042
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	New Chunks Explored:	62233
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate socializing hub for Minecraft players!

Join us if you want to trade diamond swords for virtual hugs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic rap battles with Endermen. Our community is so lively that even the zombies and skeletons have formed their own boy band!

So, what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundane world of mining and crafting and join us for a wild ride of socializing like never before!

Blocky Cough Outbreak

2024.., Adults, blocky, Cases Surge, children, Contagious, cough, Disease, Epidemic, health, highest number, Oregon, outbreak, Prevention, public health, record high, respiratory illness, Since 1950, States, U.S, vaccination, whooping cough

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3852
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Magic Items Found:	7296
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	28	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing surging is the FUN! we got more cases of whooping laughter than oregon has whooping cough cases, y’all! in 2024, we recorded the highest number of LOLs since 1950! why suffer from whooping cough when you can be whooping it up on our server?! join now for a wheeze-tastic time!

Bismarck

agriculture, bismarck, Claims, discord server, Dynmap, Food, Immersive Engineering, Map, Modded, modlist, Modpack Information, muskets, Recruits, small ships, Steampunk, stock market, valkyien skies, victorian era, workers

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9096
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	163	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Bismarck Modded Earth Server
Year	1836
Theme	Victorian Era – Steampunk

Server Features:

Stock Market
Economy
Create
Valkyien Skies
Immersive Engineering
Muskets
Small Ships
Recruits – Workers
Many Food/Agriculture Mods

Modlist: View Modlist

Map with Claims: Dynmap

Minecraft Server IP Address: bismarck.minecraft.bz

Server and Modpack Information: Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the server?	The theme is Victorian Era – Steampunk.
What can players do on the server?	Players can colonize lands, engage in politics and diplomacy, trade, participate in the economy and stock market, roleplay, build, and engage in PVP.
Is there a stock market on the server?	Yes, there is a stock market feature.
Are there any specific mods available on the server?	Yes, there are mods such as Valkyien Skies, Immersive Engineering, Muskets, Small Ships, and many others.

Mystic Realm 1.21

mystic, Realm

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1891
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question reality!

We have so much fun, you’ll be tripping balls and swallowing your own cum from last night’s fuck in no time!

Why join? Because where else can you experience such outrageous adventures and mind-bending activities in a blocky virtual world?

Don’t miss out on the craziness – join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

LuxuryTripsVsBasicNeeds Minecraft Server

basic needs, caregiving, community support, disability pension, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, Father, financial strain, financial support, legal action, luxury trips, LuxuryTripsVsBasicNeeds, mental health, Minecraft, neglect, parental responsibilities, pushing for help, schizophrenia, separation, Server, Siblings, Tough Decisions

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9949
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Buildings Constructed:	37

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a virtual escape from real-life drama like you’ve never seen before! Join us and leave all your family issues behind, because here, the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds!

Embark on a journey with us, just like our player who had to navigate life independently at a young age. Build your own empire, just like they built a new life for themselves and their brother. And don’t worry about financial struggles, because in our server, the only currency you need is creativity and determination!

Forget about asking your father for help, because here, the only thing you’ll be asking for is more building materials and resources. And if anyone tries to twist the situation, just block them like you would a troll in the game!

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only thing you’ll need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a skyscraper next. Who needs luxury trips when you can travel to the ends of the Minecraft world with just a click of a button? Join us now and let’s craft some memories together!