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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 6647 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 92 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Join us and you’ll find out why Asian women love white men – because on our server, we have a secret potion that turns every player into a handsome white prince charming!
But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds that only those with the most epic dance moves can find.
So come on over and join the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might even find true love (or at least a diamond sword)!