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| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 5199 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 291 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, the US thinks Iran is like, super nervous and stuff, waiting for Israel to, like, totally wreck them with missile attacks. but, like, forget about all that drama, come join our server and build some sick bases and mine for diamonds, bro! who needs real world politics when u can have a blast in minecraft, amirite? plus, we have this crazy mini-game where u ride pigs and shoot fireworks at each other, it’s lit fam. so, like, join now before Iran and Israel start a real war and we all gotta hide in our minecraft bunkers, lol.
