CraftyMissileWars | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5173
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Potions Brewed:	132	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	150
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Buildings Constructed:	31

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1058
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	342
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5943
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Dimension Hops:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Divine Spears Created:	27
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7391
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7464	Votes:	6271
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1513
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	73

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3009
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	923
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
New Chunks Explored:	847942	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7542
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	115	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4066
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1314
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4535
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2278
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5735
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4099
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	842
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4839
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Emeralds Found:	8309	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

Players:	98/500	Votes:	8565
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Votes:	8638
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5