CraftyMissileDefenceBase | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8420
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	4091	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ores Mined:	7055
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1339
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5585
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ores Mined:	3224	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Holy Grails Found:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4838
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
New Chunks Explored:	361719	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	578
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magic Items Found:	6976	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1910
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	318	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3110
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2342
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4648
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	268

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6179
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Crops Grown:	9737
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5095
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Buildings Constructed:	29	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Towns Built:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5874
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Votes:	3639
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8648
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Holy Grails Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Buildings Constructed:	39
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1005
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Animals Bred:	144
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	828
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Potions Brewed:	186
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

CraftyTrudeauDownfall

Canadian government, Canadian politics, CraftyTrudeauDownfall, Crisis, Defeat, Downfall, election, Government, key ally, leadership, Liberal party, lose power, opposition, political alliance, political turmoil, political upheaval, power struggle, prime minister, Topple, trudeau, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8853
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Players:	105/500	Votes:	7729
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1