CraftyMissileDefenceBase | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3433
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	608
Crops Grown:	1932	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9474
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9365
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Star Shards Collected:	114	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6629
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	440
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	143237
Emeralds Found:	9643	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3064
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4746
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1763
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Towns Built:	10
Mines Excavated:	4317	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	772
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48	Emeralds Found:	1617

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

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Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6486
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Divine Spears Created:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mines Excavated:	1348
Holy Grails Found:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1881
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4256
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Dimension Hops:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	443	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	735
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3888
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Void Armor Forged:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	230
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7817
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	2535	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Towns Built:	6

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8435
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Players:	101/600	Votes:	3738
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2