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| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 8629 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7311 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 147884 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 37 |
yo, u gotta join this server cuz it’s like a wild party in a blocky world, man. we got creepers that moonwalk and chickens that breakdance. it’s like a disco inferno up in here.
plus, our admins are actual wizards who can summon rainbows and unicorns on command. they once turned a whole village into a giant cake just for fun.
if that ain’t enough to convince u, we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery. legend has it that anyone who finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical llama.
so come on, join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky zombies). let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory together.
