CraftyMisconceptions | New Minecraft Servers 2024

HackMyBodyMC SMP

Alternative Medicine, biohacking, body hacks, body optimization, body transformation tips, DIY health remedies, fitness secrets, HackMyBodyMC, health tips, healthy living hacks, holistic remedies, life hacks, longevity secrets, mind-body connection, natural remedies, self care tips, self-healing techniques, self-improvement hacks, smp, unconventional health tips, wellness hacks, wellness tricks

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where we have secret body life hacks that will make you the ultimate pro player in no time!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a creeper sneaks up on you. But with our special body life hack, you can do a backflip and dodge the explosion like a ninja!

And that’s not all – our SMP is filled with wacky adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Just last week, our admin accidentally turned into a chicken and started laying eggs everywhere. It was clucking hilarious!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become the most epic player in the most outrageous way possible!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BlockParty: NoGriefingFam

Assertiveness, blockparty, boundaries with family, boundary setting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional boundaries, establishing boundaries, family boundaries, family conflicts, family dynamics, Family issues, family relationships, handling difficult family members, healthy relationships, NoGriefingFam, personal space, Respect, self-care, setting boundaries, toxic family members

Are your family members constantly invading your Minecraft territory like a bunch of creepers? Do they keep stealing your diamonds and building ugly structures in your world without asking for permission? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect solution for you!

Join our server and say goodbye to pesky family members encroaching on your personal space. We have a special plugin that creates an impenetrable force field around your base, keeping out unwanted visitors and ensuring your privacy. Plus, our admin team is like a squad of overprotective parents, ready to ban anyone who dares to mess with your stuff.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of Steve, the player who single-handedly defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Rumor has it he did it blindfolded while juggling chickens. Join our server and maybe you’ll be the next Minecraft hero to go down in history!

So if you’re tired of your family members trampling all over your virtual turf, come join us on our epic Minecraft server. It’s time to show them who’s the real boss of this blocky world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Divine Spears Created:	28
Meteorites Collected:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Coral Buffet: Heatwave Savior

buffet, climate change, conservation strategies, coral, coral conservation, coral feeding, coral health, Coral Reefs, coral research, coral survival, ecosystem resilience, Environmental Science, Feeding coral, heat stress, heatwave, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecosystems, marine life, ocean conservation, ocean health, research, SAVIOR, sustainable practices

so like, u ever wanted to save the coral reefs while playing minecraft? well dis server is da place for u! we got coral that needs feeding to survive heat stress and u can be da hero to save dem all. join now and be da coral conservation warrior u always wanted to be. plus, rumor has it dat if u feed enuff coral, u unlock a secret underwater world with diamond armor-wearing fish and talking squids. so what u waiting for? come join da fun and save da coral, one block at a time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

RAGELAND (1.16.5-1.21.1) Minecraft server

Auto-mine, Bedwars, Buildbattle, Building Skills, Clans, classic, Donations, Economy, Empty, Fly, Game Currency, Hide and seek, Leaderboards, Mini Games, MONEY, No Dupe, No Wipes, ONLINE, Pets, Pirate, Plugins, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, r4gep1ay, Russian, Server Setup, Shops, Survival, trampolines, twitch streamer, Vanilla, Weddings

Welcome to the new project R4GELAND! Here you will find adventures in the classic survival mode. The server has various plugins for weddings, pets, clans, auto-mine, shops, trampolines, game currency, leaderboards (PVP, online, money).

There are also mini-games: BedWars, BuildBattle, Hide and Seek. Let’s develop together – R4GELAND!

Minecraft server of Twitch streamer r4gep1ay – https://twitch.tv/r4gep1ay. If you have good skills in building or setting up a server, please contact us through the VKontakte group: https://vk.com/r4geland

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	902571	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magic Items Found:	3854

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Butthurt Belter’s Rope Minecraft Server

anger management, Belters, Butthurt, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanism, emotional health, emotional intelligence, emotions, healing, Mental well-being, Minecraft, relationships, rope, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, Server, Soul, Stress Management, support system, Therapy, triggers

Are you tired of getting roped into drama by those pesky butthurt belters? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no butthurt belter policy! Join us and say goodbye to the drama and hello to endless fun and adventure.

But wait, there’s more! Legend has it that our server is actually a portal to another dimension where you can mine diamonds with unicorns, build castles with talking animals, and battle evil mobs with your trusty pet dragon. Who needs reality when you have our crazy Minecraft world to escape to?

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the butthurt belters behind. Your soul will thank you for it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8953
Magic Items Found:	4754	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	25	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Professor Signorelli’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

Adventures, balance, chewed, digestion, disorders, Food, Intelligent, lassitude, liver, Minecraft, Neapolitan, neutralism, nostalgic inactivity, pancreas, pasta, pessimism, Professor, Rice, saliva, Signorelli, Signorellis, smp, starchy, transformation

Are you tired of feeling lassitude, pessimism, and nostalgic inactivity? Do you want to break free from the shackles of neutralism? Then join our Minecraft SMP, where we promise to bring balance back to your organs and your life!

Our server is run by a team of highly trained pasta experts who will guide you on a journey of self-discovery and carb-loading. With their guidance, you will learn to chew your pasta properly and avoid disruptions in your pancreas and liver.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground pasta laboratory where we conduct experiments to create the perfect pasta dish. Who knows what delicious creations you might discover?

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where pasta is more than just a food – it’s a way of life. Don’t let Signorelli’s warnings scare you away, embrace the pasta and join us today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

HouseInspectorsMC

Boundaries, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional reactions, feelings of shame, friendship, house inspection, HouseInspectorsMC, long-term guests, maintenance, privacy invasion, property management, property ownership, property upkeep, rental property, Repairing relationships, Resentment, resolving conflicts, tenant-landlord relationships

Looking for a wild Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Imagine this: you’re peacefully inspecting your friend’s house in-game, just trying to fix some shingles and rotting stairs, when suddenly she flips out like a creeper on a rampage! Watch as tensions rise, emotions flare, and friendships are put to the test in this epic Minecraft showdown. Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate virtual reality drama and maybe even learn a thing or two about property maintenance in the process. Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun – join our server today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

RedditBoredomMinecraftSMP

Boredom, browsing, Community, digital content, discussion boards, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Forums, Interaction, internet, memes, multimedia, online activities, procrastination, reddit, RedditBoredomMinecraftSMP, social media, time wasting, User-generated content, viral content, virtual world

Tired of scrolling through Reddit for hours on end only to find the same old memes and cat videos? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself face-to-face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken is wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not? As you explore the world, you stumble upon a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. How did they even get that many diamonds, you ask? Who knows, but it sure is shiny!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and playing poker. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into a group of villagers having a dance party in the middle of a lava pit. Don’t ask us how they’re not burning to a crisp, it’s just one of the many mysteries of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs Reddit when you’ve got a world full of giant chickens, diamond castles, and llama poker games?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

YumCraft: Foreign Flavors

American cuisine, cross-cultural dishes, culinary adaptations, culinary diversity, culinary exploration, culinary fusion, cultural blending, cultural exchange, Flavors, food appreciation, food fusion, Foreign, foreign influences, fusion cuisine, fusion dishes, global cuisine, global flavors, international cuisine, international flavors, traditional cuisine, traditional dishes, unique dishes, YumCraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a delicious fusion dish of international cuisine! Imagine a world where you can build your own Eiffel Tower out of pixelated blocks while munching on a virtual sushi roll.

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling a herd of angry llamas with your trusty diamond sword, all while sipping on a virtual cup of English breakfast tea. And don’t forget to try our signature dish – the Australian kangaroo burger!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a culinary adventure like no other! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden recipe for crafting the ultimate taco sword. It’s time to spice up your Minecraft experience and feast your way to victory!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

UnityCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Allies, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, Future, global unity, international relations, Minecraft, nato, peace talks, Politics, power struggle, Propaganda, russia, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, united nations, UnityCraft, volodymyr zelenskyy, world news

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and allies are trying to take over the world but don’t worry, we won’t let them steal the future! volodymyr zelenskyy himself has endorsed our server as the ultimate battleground for global unity! fight against the forces of evil while building your own empire and making friends with players from all over the world. join now for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions along the way! who needs global unity when you can have a minecraft server this awesome?!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Holy Grails Found:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CraftyKremlinWarriors

Allies, Communication, Condemnation, Conflict, CraftyKremlinWarriors, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Kremlin, MIDDLE EAST, Peacekeeping, Politics, Reassurance, solidarity, Tehran, Tensions, Ukraine, War

join our minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life, like seriously bro. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

you think the Kremlin is crazy? wait till you see our players trying to build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. it’s like watching a bunch of monkeys trying to solve a Rubik’s cube, but way more entertaining.

we even have a secret faction of players who dress up as potatoes and roam the server causing chaos. it’s like a real-life potato revolution, but with less carbs.

so come join us on our minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Block the Bite Minecraft Server

#Textiles, BITE, Bite Blocking, BLOCK, clothing, Clothing (Industry), disease prevention, Fabric, Fabric Development, health, innovation, Innovation in Textiles, insect repellent, Minecraft, mosquito, Mosquito Bite Prevention, mosquito control, Protection, research, researchers, Science, Server, Technology, textile engineering

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got textiles dat block dem pesky mosquito bites! imagine playin minecraft without gettin all itchy from dem bloodsuckers, it’s a game changer, fo realz.

we got scientists workin round da clock to make sure yo character stays itch-free while u build dem epic structures and battle dem creepers. ain’t nothin gonna stop u from bein da ultimate minecraft boss on dis server, not even dem annoying mosquitoes.

so come on and join us, where da bugs don’t bite and da fun never stops. u won’t regret it, trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Runes Activated:	0	Star Shards Collected:	190
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Pixel Playhouse Minecraft Server

baby accessories, baby essentials, baby fashion, baby gear, baby products, comfort, cute, infant care, Minecraft, pacifier clips, pacifier designs, pacifier holders, pacifier safety, pacifier trends, pacifiers, parenting, PIXEL, playhouse, Server, Sexy, soothing, stylish pacifiers, teething, trendy pacifiers

Are pacifiers sexy or cute? Who cares when you can join our Minecraft server and build a giant pacifier castle! We have a special plugin that turns all mobs into adorable babies sucking on pacifiers. Join us for the ultimate pacifier-themed adventure, where you can battle zombie babies and ride on pacifier-shaped horses. Don’t miss out on the paci-tastic fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Minecraft SMP: Niji EN – Nijisanji EN Shenanigans

AiaAmare, AsterArcadia, ClaudeClawmark, D_Dropscythe, Denauth, discordfags, enna alouette, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, ignore bait, ike eveland, iluna, KlaraCharmwood, KotokaTorahime, KRISIS, lazulight, luca kaneshiro, Luxiem, MariaMari0nette, MelocoKyoran, millie parfait, Minecraft, minecraft server, Miscellaneous, niji, Niji-mado, NijiEN, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN Teamup schedule, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, numberfags, obsydia, Petra Gurin, petragurin, Reimu Endou, RenZott0, Rosemi Lovelock, RyomaBarrenworth, samefags, ScarleYonaguni, Shenanigans, shitposting, shu yamino, smp, sonny brisko, tribalfags, ttt, TwistyAmanozako, twitter widgets, Tyrant Vanta, Uki Violeta, VBrightshield, VerVermillion, VezaliusBandage, vox akuma, xsoleil, YuQWilson

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the players are as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart!

Join us for a wild ride with the Nijisanji EN crew, where you can witness epic battles between Petra Gurin and a horde of zombies, or watch LazuLight try to build a house without setting it on fire (spoiler alert: it never ends well).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary OBSYDIA, where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin once had a build-off that ended with a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. True story.

And let’s not forget about Ethyria, where Millie Parfait, Enna Alouette, Reimu Endou, and the gang once staged a musical performance using only note blocks. It was so beautiful, even the Ender Dragon shed a tear.

Luxiem is where the party never stops, with Luca Kaneshiro, Shu Yamino, Ike Eveland, and Vox Akuma throwing the wildest raves this side of the Nether. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie dance the Macarena.

And who could forget about ILUNA, where MariaMari0nette, Aia Amare, Aster Arcadia, Scarle Yonaguni, and RenZott0 formed a boy band called “The Creeper Crushers” and took the Minecraft world by storm.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	2792	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CtrlAltDeleteLoveCraft

communication in relationships, confrontational situations, controlling girlfriend, CtrlAltDeleteLoveCraft, Friendship Dynamics, friendship fallout, Gender Roles, group outings, hanging out, Hiking, lunch with friends, odd relationship dynamic, personal boundaries, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, social dynamics, social etiquette, swimming hole, trust in relationships, trust issues

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life relationships? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and absolutely no controlling girlfriends allowed!

We promise you won’t have to deal with any K’s or his overbearing girlfriend here. Our server is a place where you can swim with as many girls as you want without anyone questioning your motives. Plus, our community is so trusting that you can even go on hikes with 4 guys and your husband won’t bat an eye!

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs controlling girlfriends when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Crops Grown:	9011	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3