CraftyMineBrainz | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is a total noob? Well, look no further because our server is only for the most intelligent players out there! We’ve got puzzles that will make your brain hurt so good, and if you can solve them all, you’ll be crowned the King or Queen of Smartypants Land!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of genius chickens who have developed their own language and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help decipher their clucks and squawks to uncover their diabolical plans!

So if you think you’ve got what it takes to outsmart everyone else on the server (and maybe even a few chickens), come on over and join us for a wild ride of brain-teasing fun!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Animals Bred:	96	Orbs of Power Found:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SMP18AdviceMinecraft

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of being 18 and making questionable life choices! We’ve got more drama than a high school cafeteria and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Plus, our server is so lit, it makes your 18-year-old self look like a noob in comparison. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make your future self question your life decisions!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	299	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Ores Mined:	1481

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Blocky Boobies Bonanza

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixelated blocky boobs are just too irresistible to ignore!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own boob-shaped houses, mine for diamond nipples, and battle against evil mobs with your trusty chest armor!

But beware, the allure of the pixelated cleavage may be too much for some players to handle. Will you be able to resist the temptation and conquer the world of blocky boobs? Join us and find out!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Blocky Boobies: Save Lives, Mine Blocks!

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come join our epic minecraft server and help us fight against breast cancer! we have magical potions that can cure any illness, including cancer! we have saved over 517,900 lives since 1989, all thanks to our amazing players! but watch out, younger women are getting diagnosed with cancer more often, so we need all the help we can get to stop this epidemic! join us now and be a hero in the fight against cancer! who knew playing minecraft could save lives?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Watch This Anime Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like watching an anime without being gay! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you say “Senpai notice me!” But don’t worry, you won’t catch the gay from playing on our server – just pure, unadulterated fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build some pixelated dreams together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Falling into the Void:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Sheboon Mud Hut Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting dumped for taller, hairier white guys and Indian faggots? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire. No more sheboons from mud huts in Africa, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for, you bum tickler looking Chinese pig? Join us now and let the keks begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Star Shards Collected:	160	Love Letters Sent:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Tattoo Drama Craft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama in your life? Look no further! Join our server and escape the craziness of matching tattoos and questionable friendships. Our server is so fun, you won’t even remember why you were worried about dirty clothes in a bag or permanent marks on your body. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you won’t have to worry about any sketchy situations like the one described above. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	9117	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

UnseenBlocks Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared to embark on a wild journey filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Our server is like a chaotic circus where anything goes – from building giant statues of llamas to starting a llama cult, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground llama fighting ring where players can battle it out for the title of Llama King. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Llama, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us and let the llama madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5472
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftyQuotez

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“Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be quoting ‘I can’t believe I’m mining diamonds with a llama riding shotgun’ in no time! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, come join us!”

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

YazidiCraft: Not Your Average Departure

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so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where the only abductions happen is when you steal someone’s diamonds, amirite? 😂 we got more fun than a yazidi woman voluntarily leaving gaza, that’s for sure!

join us for crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of dirt blocks. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about hamas and their drama.

plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper hugging a player, so you’ll never feel alone. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps

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<a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/virshort/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones so you can always teleport back home
Bucketable entities to save you pain
Many crafting tweaks to make it enjoyable

So come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claiming system in place.
How does the diamond economy work?	Players can trade with diamonds as the currency in our server shops.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back home.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up with buckets to make gameplay easier.
What crafting tweaks are available?	We have implemented various crafting tweaks to enhance the gameplay experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Towns Built:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Slutty Blocks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have Normal mode vs Slut mode! In Normal mode, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a true warrior. But if you’re feeling a little frisky, switch over to Slut mode where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle wearing nothing but a banana hammock? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server. Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Astral Projections Made:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

He’s Right You Know Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but watch out for the lava moat surrounding it – one wrong step and you’ll be toast!

Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

HangryCraft

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like getting your wisdom teeth pulled, our server will leave you in stitches…of laughter!

Imagine a world where you can’t eat for hours, just like waiting for your boyfriend to finish his dental visit. But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hungry like he did – we’ve got all the virtual food you could ever want!

And just like the dentist giving you dirty looks, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected surprises around every corner. So come join us and feast on the fun – just make sure your boyfriend doesn’t get mad at you for having too much fun without him!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SweetTeachMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

But that’s not all – our teachers are not your average Minecraft players. They will literally build you a golden throne made out of enchanted diamond blocks if you answer their riddles correctly. And don’t even get us started on the time they organized a massive fireworks show to celebrate someone finding a rare pink sheep!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Buildings Constructed:	25
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

ZHumorCraft

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your Gen Z humor needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, jokes, and shenanigans that will have you ROFLing in your virtual seat.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a giant dancing llama wearing sunglasses. Yes, you read that right. This llama led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza, which was guarded by a pack of evil chickens. After a fierce battle and some questionable dance moves, the players emerged victorious and were rewarded with endless pizza parties for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to pass. Fail to answer correctly, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of your virtual life. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught strutting around in a chicken suit.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and laughs await you in this wacky world of Gen Z humor!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	33
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!