hey there gamers!

are you ready for the most epic minecraft server of all time? well, look no further because this server is gonna blow your mind!

we are making some crazy changes to this server to make it more fun, more exciting, and just overall better. we are getting rid of all the boring stuff and adding in a ton of new features that will make your minecraft experience like no other.

join us and experience the thrill of building the most insane creations, battling epic mobs, and exploring endless worlds. trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

answer these important questions for us: – what do you love most about minecraft? – what would you change about this server if you could? – should bacon be crunchy, crispy, soft, or floppy? (we know, random but important)

so come on, join us and let’s make this the best minecraft server ever! we can’t wait to see what crazy adventures we’ll have together. let’s do this!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 91/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 6858
Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Horror Stories Survived: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Crafty McCraftface: Where the only thing you’ll win is a blocky trophy!

    Crafty McCraftface: Where the only thing you’ll win is a blocky trophy!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where legends are made and dreams come true! They call him Mr. Untouchable because he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of friendly creepers who just want to hug you (with explosions). Our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. And don’t even get us started on the secret treasure hidden in the Nether – rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control time itself!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to zombie villagers who moonwalk while attacking, you’ll never know what crazy creatures you’ll come across next.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the legend of Mr. Untouchable! Just be sure to watch out for those hugging creepers…

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 142 New Chunks Explored: 752820
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Crafty Kiseki Kingdom

    Crafty Kiseki Kingdom
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, mind-blowing, and downright ridiculous place to play Minecraft!

    Join us on a journey to a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a talking cow who gives out free diamonds to a friendly Enderman who loves to dance, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bottomless Pit, where players can test their luck by jumping in and seeing where they end up. Will you land in a field of diamonds or a pit of lava? The only way to find out is to take the plunge!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure on our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stand too close to a creeper)!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • PussyCraft: Where Even Creepers Have More Courage!

    PussyCraft: Where Even Creepers Have More Courage!
    Welcome to the server where we proudly boast the title of being the biggest pussies on the planet! Our flag is a giant gaping vagina because we just love getting fucked over by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft. But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – our pet zombie pigmen army that will protect you from any danger! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. So why wait? Join now and experience the ultimate pussy power in Minecraft!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 15 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 188
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Minecraft: Punching Trees and Faces in ‘/sfg/ Street Fighter General Server’

    Minecraft: Punching Trees and Faces in ‘/sfg/ Street Fighter General Server’
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles and crazy adventures.

    Imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with the skills of a Street Fighter pro! Our server is filled with high level replays and frame data to help you dominate the competition. And if you need a break from Minecraft, hop on Fightcade to play classic fighting games like Street Fighter II and Alpha 3.

    But that’s not all! We even have Daigo drills for your warm-up routine, because who doesn’t want to channel their inner esports legend while playing Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate fusion of Minecraft and Street Fighter madness!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 16 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 16
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • DrunkCraft: Where we promise not to drink and mine…until we find diamonds!

    DrunkCraft: Where we promise not to drink and mine…until we find diamonds!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your disappointing wine and dildo experiences? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that will have you laughing until your stomach hurts (in a good way this time)!

    Our server is so fun, it will make you forget all about that terrible bottle of wine you tried to drink. We have so many exciting adventures waiting for you, you won’t even remember why you were feeling dizzy and confused in the first place.

    And as for that disappointing dildo purchase? Well, let’s just say our server is so entertaining, it will make you wonder why you ever thought a dildo could bring you joy.

    So come join us on our server and let the laughter and fun wash away all your troubles. Who needs hedonismmaxxing when you have our crazy Minecraft world to explore?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 21 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Pixelated Puzzles: Physics vs. Computer Science

    Pixelated Puzzles: Physics vs. Computer Science
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us and experience a world where physics and computer science collide in the most epic way possible. Want to build a working roller coaster powered by redstone? Done. How about creating a gravity-defying castle that floats in the sky? Easy peasy.

    With a Physics degree, you can bend the laws of nature to your will and create mind-blowing structures that will leave your fellow players in awe. But wait, there’s more! With a CS degree, you can hack into the game and create glitches that will confuse and amaze everyone around you.

    So why choose between a Physics or CS degree when you can have both on our server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 19
    Void Gems Collected: 30 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • RIP Series Survival: Where Your Favorite Shows Go to Die (and Resurrect in Pixel Form!)

    RIP Series Survival: Where Your Favorite Shows Go to Die (and Resurrect in Pixel Form!)
    Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, for on our server, we bring those dead series back to life! Ever wanted to see a crossover between Spongebob Squarepants and Game of Thrones? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join us and witness the epic battles between Patrick Star and the White Walkers, or build your own Bikini Bottom castle fit for a king (or a sponge)! Don’t miss out on the chance to revive your favorite shows in the most unexpected ways on our server. Join now and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Falling into the Void: 0
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Lost in Blocks: Where Misfits Find Their Minecraft Family

    Lost in Blocks: Where Misfits Find Their Minecraft Family
    Are you tired of feeling like you don’t belong anywhere? Do you want to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a place where you can truly be yourself? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and become part of our wacky family of misfits and outcasts. We don’t care about your past or your social status, all we care about is having a good time and building epic creations together.

    Forget about your boring college life and electrical engineering woes, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be. Want to be a wizard who builds giant castles out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to be a pirate who sails the seven seas in search of treasure? The ocean is your playground!

    Don’t waste another minute feeling alone and out of place. Join our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find your true family among our crazy bunch of gamers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Enchantments Applied: 132
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Chimeras Created: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 50
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8401 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Sh*ttyCraft: Spring 2024 Edition

    Sh*ttyCraft: Spring 2024 Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where the pigs ride the players, the chickens have laser eyes, and the creepers break dance before exploding!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the zombies and skeletons have dance-offs to see who can bust the best moves. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon – rumor has it he’s taken up knitting as a hobby and is now creating fashionable scarves for all the players.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Titanic Battles Fought: 12
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Crafty Convicts: If the Pickaxe Fits, Mine it!

    Crafty Convicts: If the Pickaxe Fits, Mine it!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the gloves are always the perfect fit! If you’ve ever had trouble finding gloves that fit just right, then this is the server for you. Our custom glove-fitting plugin ensures that your virtual hands will always be snug and cozy.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of rare, diamond-encrusted gloves. Rumor has it that wearing one of these gloves will give you special powers in the game, like the ability to summon a herd of flying pigs or turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take part in our weekly Glove Olympics, where players compete in wacky glove-themed challenges like glove juggling and glove painting. The winner gets a lifetime supply of gloves in every color of the rainbow!

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the gloves are always the perfect fit and the fun never ends. Remember, if glove don’t fit, you must not quit – join us today and experience the glove-tastic adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • BritCraft: Where tea, crumpets, and creepers collide!

    BritCraft: Where tea, crumpets, and creepers collide!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond block that granted them the power to fly like a majestic eagle. They soared through the skies, raining down diamonds on all the peasants below. And that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking pigs who will trade you rare items for a belly rub. Plus, every full moon, the legendary Julian Bream emerges from the depths of the ocean to serenade players with his enchanting lute skills. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • AmeliaCraft: Where we appreciate Watson and build epic adventures together!

    AmeliaCraft: Where we appreciate Watson and build epic adventures together!
    Welcome to the most detective-worthy Minecraft server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, adventure, and a whole lot of lolz.

    Are you a fan of Amelia Watson? Well, you’re in luck because this server is dedicated to our favorite adorable, dorky detective! Solve crimes, uncover secrets, and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Amelia Watson herself frequents this server in disguise, ready to challenge players to epic detective showdowns. Will you be able to outsmart her and claim the title of ultimate sleuth?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server and let the detective games begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of chicken spies or a hidden underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted pickaxes. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
    Mythical Quests Completed: 40 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Towns Built: 7 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 25

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Blocky Blunders: Where Creepers Ask the Real Questions

    Blocky Blunders: Where Creepers Ask the Real Questions
    Oh honey, let me tell you about this crazy Minecraft server I stumbled upon! It’s like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. I mean, who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can ride on the backs of unicorns and battle evil llamas with enchanted swords?

    And the best part? The admins are actually a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with players through a series of elaborate underwater dance routines. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve had a dance-off with a dolphin in a virtual ocean.

    So, what did I think about it? Did I enjoy it? Oh heck yeah, I had the time of my life! So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Towns Built: 9
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 28 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Creepers for President 2025: Build, Mine, Vote!

    Creepers for President 2025: Build, Mine, Vote!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want a server that will make you laugh until your pickaxe falls out of your inventory? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-filled treasure hunts, and a secret underground base where Herobrine himself hangs out!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to meet Notch in person and have a dance-off with a zombie pigman. Plus, our server is so epic that even Steve and Alex are fighting over who gets to build the next epic castle!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make Minecraft great again in 2025! Who needs Biden when you have a server this crazy?!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Runes Activated: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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