CraftyMindsMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5082
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Do you know what’s absolutely necessary for your mental health? Joining our Minecraft server, of course! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and instantly felt a wave of relaxation wash over them. The soothing sounds of block placing and mob slaying melted away all their worries and stress. They even said they saw a unicorn riding a pig while mining for diamonds! True story, bro. So if you want to experience the ultimate mental health boost, come join us on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even spot a mythical creature or two along the way.

Wild Wanderers 1.21.2

1.21.2, catcalling, feminism, gender equality, objectification, sexual harassment, street harassment, Wanderers, Wild, Women empowerment, women’s autonomy, women’s dignity, women’s empowerment, women’s equality, women’s freedom, women’s independence, women’s liberation, women’s rights activism, women’s rights advocacy, women’s rights awareness, women’s rights movement, Women’s safety, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4271
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and fun!

Imagine walking outside in the game and seeing women dressed in the most outrageous outfits, like it’s some kind of fashion show gone wrong.

But hey, don’t get too turned on because apparently that’s considered sexual harassment in this wacky server.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what other bizarre rules and surprises await you in this virtual playground. Let’s get weird together!

BoyfriendBan Minecraft Server

bills, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBan, Breaking Point, Catholic, cleanliness, comfort, Communication, far-right party, flatmate, friendship, ground rules, living arrangements, Minecraft, overreacting, Peace of mind, rules, Server, trust issues, VALUES

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8115
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Towns Built:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Emeralds Found:	6869

Are you tired of sharing your Minecraft space with unwanted guests? Join our server and never worry about uninvited players taking over your virtual home! We promise a clean, friendly environment where you can build, mine, and craft in peace.

Just like in real life, we have rules in place to ensure everyone’s comfort. No more unexpected guests overstaying their welcome! And if they do, our moderators will handle the situation with grace and efficiency.

Plus, we have a therapy corner for any past issues that may come up during gameplay. Need to talk about your ex who cheated on you? We’ve got you covered. And don’t worry, our server is far from supporting any far-right parties – we’re all about inclusivity and fun!

So join us today and say goodbye to unwanted roommates in Minecraft. It’s time to reclaim your virtual space and build to your heart’s content!

FoodBankBuddies

#venting, art supplies, Asking for help, Charity, Cheating, Communication, difficult times, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, financial struggles, food bank, FoodBankBuddies, freelance artist, friendship, Generosity, judgment, misunderstanding, Offense, Support, tough times, wealth

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9175
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Star Shards Collected:	114	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can escape from real-life problems and dive into a world of blocky chaos!

Join us and you’ll meet players like Sally, who’s been through more ups and downs than a rollercoaster. From catching her ex cheating to relying on food banks, Sally’s life is a rollercoaster of emotions that will keep you entertained for hours.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with quirky characters and outrageous stories that will make you laugh, cry, and everything in between. So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server on the block!

ScaryStansMinecraftSMP

Celebrity, celebrity culture, Community, creepy, Dangerous, Fame, FAMOUS, fanbase, Fandom, Followers, influence, influencer, influencer marketing, internet culture, Obsession, ONLINE, Scary, ScaryStansMinecraftSMP, social media, Stalker, TOXIC

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5252
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, the owner is secretly a famous influencer with the scariest followers ever! Like, they’re all zombies or something and they’ll totally wreck your base if you don’t join and become part of their zombie army. But don’t worry, we have diamond armor and enchanted swords to protect ourselves, so it’s gonna be a wild ride full of epic battles and crazy adventures. Plus, the owner once tamed a dragon and now it’s flying around the server causing chaos, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen next. Join now or miss out on all the fun, trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF! #zombiearmy #dragonchaos #minecraftmadness 🧟🐉🔥

BlockMart – No Bezos Here!

Alternative, Amazon, Bezos, BlockMart, Boycott, boycott Amazon movement, Community, conscious consumerism, consumer behavior, e commerce, eco-friendly, ethical shopping, independent retailers, local shops, online retailers, online shopping, shopping alternatives, shopping habits, shopping platforms, Small Businesses, Support, sustainable

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1096
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Runes Activated:	6

Tired of ordering from the evil empire of Amazon? Join our Minecraft server and order all your goods from our virtual marketplace! Our villagers work tirelessly to fulfill all your ridiculous requests, from enchanted diamond swords to golden carrots that make you fly (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any injuries caused by flying carrots). Plus, rumor has it that our Ender Dragon delivers packages faster than Amazon Prime! Join now and say goodbye to Bezos and hello to blocky bliss!

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

Atrocious, badmouthing, condemns, Conflict, criticism, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, JD Vance, Minecraft, Négotiation, peace talks, Politics, presidential candidate, regret, response, Server, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, US president, Warning, Zelensky

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9373
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Magic Items Found:	5996

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got JD Vance on here telling Zelensky to watch out for badmouthing Trump, like, what even is happening, bro? and then he’s all like, peace talks? more like atrocious talks, amirite? come join the madness and chaos on this server, where anything can happen, even JD Vance giving political advice to world leaders in a blocky virtual world. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s see where this crazy train takes us!

ZelenskyyCraft – TrumpDebunked

Approval, approval rating, Debunking, election, fact check, Government, growth, leadership, Misinformation, Politics, polling, president, public opinion, Rating, statistics, support claim, trump, TrumpDebunked, Truth, Ukraine, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9459
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	214
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Animals Bred:	111
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where zelenskyy’s approval rating is through the roof at 57%!! debunking trump’s sad 4% support claim lmao. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay golden eggs, and cows that give you milkshakes instead of milk. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. so what are you waiting for? come join us and be part of the zelenskyy-approved squad!

Sweet Insulin Spikes – The Plaque Builder

200 times sweeter, arteries, artificial sweetener, aspartame, build up, Builder, fatty plaque, heart attacks, INCREASE, insulin, insulin levels, intestines, Mice, plaque, receptors, Release, Risk, spike, spikes, Stroke, Sugar, SWEET, sweetener, Tricks

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7196
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	445	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Farms Harvested:	600	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Chimeras Created:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	13

come join our minecraft server where we have aspartame-infused virtual snacks that will make your insulin levels go WILD! watch as your virtual character builds up fatty plaque in their virtual arteries, increasing their risk of virtual heart attacks and strokes!

our aspartame is 200 times sweeter than sugar, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. trick those virtual receptors in your intestines to release more virtual insulin and see what happens!

join us for a sweet and dangerous adventure like no other, where the only limit is your virtual imagination (and maybe your virtual health)!

Wendsmine-anarchy server minecraft

administration, alt, Anarchy, Auto, banner, Class, height, image, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraft rating, Server, server description, set, soon, Storage, Title, Wendsmine, WENDSMINE-ANARCHIA, width

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1045
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	26	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mines Excavated:	2940	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Server Anarchy! Soon there will be a set of administration!

WendsMine.aternos.me:13680

Echoing Shadows 1.20.1

1.20.1, Abuse, BEDROOM, brother, cried, Echoing, ejaculated, feelings, French forum, high school, naked, PANICKED.., parents, penis, purpose, rape, Scared, sexual abuse, shadows, shower, Swore, testimony, Touch

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2318
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	30

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question reality! We have crazy stories like this one from a French forum to keep you entertained. Imagine the chaos of a brother asking you to touch his Minecraft sword because it hurts, only to end up with a messy situation! If you want a server that will make you laugh, cry, and scream all at once, then join us now! Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures await you in our world of blocky madness!

Parent’s Home Minecraft Server

aita, CHECK, devastated, eastern KY, Flooding, home, major winter storm, middle of winter storm, Minecraft, no running water, parents, parents home, Pick up, real shower, Refuse, Region, RELENTLESS, running water, Server, son’s mother, Utilities, waters receding, winter storm, working toilet

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9450
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	278	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! We promise you won’t have to deal with any flooding or crazy baby mama drama here. Our virtual world is safe from all natural disasters and exes with attitude problems. Plus, our in-game toilets actually work and you can take as many showers as you want without running out of hot water. Trust us, you won’t find a better place to escape the madness of the real world than on our server. So come join us and leave all your troubles behind – we’ve got plenty of pixelated fun waiting for you!

MommaCraft – Keep Out!

advice, anxiety, apologies, Best Friend, Boundaries, college, Communication, Conflict, DATING, family, friendship, mental health, MommaCraft, overstepping, Parties, PERSONAL LIFE, perspective, privacy, relationships, sex life, Trust

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7291
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	2881
Dragon Scales Harvested:	466	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story.

Are you tired of boring friendships where nothing exciting happens? Well, on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment! Just like how Mary spills all the tea to her mom, you can spill all your secrets to your fellow players. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama?

Looking for a server where boundaries are just a suggestion? Look no further! Just like Mary’s mom, who loves to give unsolicited advice, our community is always ready to give you their two cents on your builds, your mining techniques, and even your love life.

So come join us on this server where friendships are tested, boundaries are blurred, and drama is served hot like a fresh batch of lava. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime, or at least until the next server reset!

AirportWeirdoMinecraftSMP

Airport, AirportWeirdoMinecraftSMP, anecdote, BIZARRE, Curiosity, Experience, funny, luggage, Observation, odd, ODDITY, peculiar, SECURITY, Sight, strange, Surprising, travel, Traveler, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4794
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	83
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4535
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a magical airport where pigs fly and creepers work as baggage handlers. I once saw a player riding a llama through the security checkpoint, it was wild! And don’t even get me started on the time we had a dance party on the runway with Endermen DJing. Plus, there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden village of talking villagers who give out enchanted diamond gear like it’s candy. Trust me, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious server to play on. Join now before the flying pigs take off without you!

LoveCraftedLlamas

alternative relationships, breaking norms, challenging norms, DATING, defying expectations, Defying Societal Norms, defying stereotypes, love, love is love, love knows no rules, love without boundaries, LoveCraftedLlamas, modern romance, non-traditional relationships, redefining romance, relationships, romantic norms, societal expectations, unconventional love, unconventional love stories, unconventional partnerships

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4892
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the same old romantic norms? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you’re into dating creepers, having romantic picnics in the Nether, or maybe even getting hitched to a zombie villager! Who needs traditional romance when you can have a love affair with a blocky pig? So come on down to our server and let your love for Minecraft run wild!

DisinfoCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, current events, Deception, Diplomacy, DisinfoCraft, disinformation space, foreign relations, Government, international affairs, media manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, News, Politics, Propaganda, Russian disinformation, Server, trump, Truth, Ukraine, united states, world leaders, Zelensky

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2753
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Runes Activated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Alien Abductions:	2	Potions Brewed:	82

so like, this server is like the ultimate place to be, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got llamas that can talk and give you life advice. and our diamonds? oh man, they sparkle brighter than a disco ball at a rave.

plus, we got this secret underground cave where you can find a portal to a dimension where pigs fly and chickens ride on horses. it’s wild, dude.

and don’t even get me started on our PvP battles. it’s like watching two llamas duke it out over a carrot. pure entertainment, bro.

so yeah, join our server and escape the boring reality of everyday life. come hang out with us in our crazy, wacky world where anything is possible. oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of cake? yeah, it’s pretty epic.