Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a therapy llama named Larry who gives the best emotional support while you build your dream base! Larry once defeated a group of griefers by spitting on them until they ran away crying. Plus, our community is so wholesome that even the creepers have learned to give hugs instead of exploding. So come join us for some laughs, love, and llama therapy sessions!
CraftyMind SMP
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BridesmaidBucksMC
Are you tired of boring old weddings where you have to pay for everything and still have no idea what the total cost will be? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is just like that chaotic bridal party you’re in!Join our server where the only rule is that there are no rules! Just like how the bride expects you to pay for everything without a clear budget, we expect you to build without any guidelines. It’s a free-for-all where chaos reigns supreme!
Just like how the bridesmaids are expected to contribute to every aspect of the wedding, you’ll be expected to contribute to every aspect of our server. From building extravagant structures to organizing crazy events, there’s never a dull moment here.
And just like how the MOH is trying to keep the peace between the bridesmaids and the bride, our admins are here to make sure everyone is having a good time. We’ll handle any drama that comes our way and ensure that the fun never stops.
So come join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s expected of you while still having the time of your life. Who needs a budget when you have unlimited creativity and chaos at your fingertips?
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DumbSMPChats – Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and started breakdancing, it was wild! And then, we had a llama parade through the village and someone accidentally set the whole thing on fire, but it was so lit, literally! Plus, the admin is a talking potato who gives out free enchanted golden carrots every Tuesday. Like, what even is life anymore? You gotta join and experience the madness for yourself, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and laughter! #PotatoAdminFTW #LLamaFireParade #MinecraftMadness
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CreepyCreeperCraft
Remember that fear you had as a kid of the boogeyman hiding under your bed? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve got a whole new level of scary waiting for you! Join us if you dare to face off against the legendary Boogeyman Boss, who lurks in the depths of our custom-built haunted mansion. But beware, he’s not alone – his army of zombie teddy bears will stop at nothing to protect their master. So grab your diamond sword and prepare for the spookiest adventure of your life!
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BalticCableBusters Minecraft Server
lol u know whats more damaging than a tanker in the baltic sea? not joining our minecraft server, thats what! we got crazier adventures than a finland tanker escapade. come join us and u might just find urself battling sea monsters and building underwater castles. plus, we have a secret level where u can ride dolphins and unicorns while fighting off evil mermaids. so what u waiting for? join now before the finland tankers come for u next!
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ThaiTieTheKnotCraft
LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MASS WEDDINGS HAPPENIN’ LIKE IN THAILAND, BUT WITH PIXELS. WHO NEEDS REAL LOVE WHEN YOU CAN GET MARRIED IN A BLOCKY WORLD, AMIRITE? PLUS, SAME-SEX MARRIAGE IS TOTALLY LEGAL HERE, SO YOU CAN MARRY YOUR MINECRAFT BFF AND LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER IN A VIRTUAL PARADISE. COME JOIN THE WEDDING CRAZE AND BUILD YOUR DREAM WEDDING VENUE, JUST WATCH OUT FOR CREEPERS CRASHIN’ THE PARTY. LOVE IS IN THE AIR, ALONG WITH A WHOLE LOTTA TNT EXPLOSIONS. #BLOCKYLOVE #MINECRAFTWEDDINGS #SERVERSHENANIGANS