CraftyMillionaire | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GF’s Gift Fail Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6524
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Animals Bred:	76	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from awkward situations like receiving creepy “lover’s eye” pendants as gifts! Join us for a fun and hilarious time as we build, mine, and craft our way to victory.

Reasons to join our server: – No more awkward gift exchanges with your significant other – Explore a world where wearing eye jewelry is a thing of the past – Build your dream castle and show off your creativity without judgment – Make new friends and laugh together at ridiculous in-game shenanigans

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter and adventure! Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended) on our server.

ConfidentlyAbsurd – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, amusing, BIZARRE, cocksure, Comical, Confidence, ConfidentlyAbsurd, funny, hilarious, laughable, Ludicrous, Minecraft, Nonsensical, odd, Outrageous, preposterous, Questionable, Ridiculous, silly, smp, strange, UNBELIEVABLE, weird

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9993
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4607

OMG guys, you have to join this totally epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best server ever because we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and diamond armor that makes you invincible! And get this, the owner of the server is actually a secret alien who can speak to dolphins and control the weather with his mind! Plus, there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and a magic wand that turns creepers into kittens! Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the crazy fun we have on this server, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of insanity and awesomeness! Join now before the evil llamas take over and turn everything into a giant llama farm! 😂🦙🚀 #bestserverever #crazyminecraftadventures

RevoltCraft: Riches to Rags

class struggle, economic collapse, economic disparity, government intervention., historical context, Historical solutions, income inequality, oligarchy, Oppression, political change, political corruption, Popular uprising, power dynamics, Rags, resistance movements, RevoltCraft, revolution, Rich takeover, Riches, social justice, social unrest, Wealth Inequality, wealth redistribution

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1710
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mines Excavated:	3313	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Join our Minecraft server and relive history in a whole new way! We’ve recreated the perfect scenario where the rich are taking over and the poor are suffering, but this time YOU have the power to stop it all! Build your own rebellion, overthrow the corrupt leaders, and create a new world where everyone is equal (and maybe even get some cool loot along the way). Who knew saving the world could be so fun and blocky? Join now and be the hero we all need (and deserve)!

CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

100m, Agreement, broadband access, business news, Canadian News, CANCELLATION, CraftyCanucks, economic impact, elon musk, government contract, international relations, Minecraft, ontario, political decisions, rural communities, Satellite Internet, Server, spacex, starlink, Technology, telecommunications, trade agreements, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6734
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Towns Built:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, it’s wild, man. and get this, we have a secret underground lair where you can battle evil chickens and save the world from a zombie apocalypse.

plus, we have this super rare diamond armor that makes you invincible and gives you the power to shoot lasers out of your eyes. yeah, you heard me right, LASER EYES.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s like Disneyland on steroids, dude.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server, right? it’s the coolest place in all of Minecraft land. trust me, you won’t regret it.

StarlinkCraft: Bye Bye Ford’s $100M Deal

$100M contract, 100m, Business, bye, Canadian government, CANCELLATION, Competition, contract termination, controversy, Deal, decision, elon musk, Ford, fords, innovation, News, ontario, ripping up, Satellite Internet, space exploration, spacex, starlink, StarlinkCraft, Technology, telecommunications

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9525
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Votes:	5899	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Animals Bred:	22
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	5

lol so like dis minecraft server is so lit that even Ford is ripping up contracts with Elon Musk just to join it. like bruh, if a whole government is willing to throw away $100M just to play some block game, u know it’s gotta be good. imagine the crazy adventures u could have on this server, like fighting off creepers with Ford himself or building a giant statue of Elon Musk out of diamonds. plus, who needs Starlink when u can just teleport around the server like a boss. so come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is where all the cool kids are at.

Renewable Power Rush

2030 targets, Average, Countries, decade’s end, electricity, Electricity prices, Europe, Fall, national targets, power, Renewable, renewable energy, Rush, stabilise, study, wholesale prices

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2427
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own renewable energy sources to stabilise electricity prices across Europe! imagine the power u will have in ur hands, literally! u can create wind turbines, solar panels, hydroelectric dams, u name it!

if u help us meet our 2030 targets for renewable energy, u will be rewarded with in-game discounts and perks! wholesale prices of electricity could fall by over a quarter on average across all countries in the study, and u will be the hero who made it happen!

so come on, join us on dis crazy journey to save the world, one block at a time! who knew minecraft could be so eco-friendly and lit at the same time? let’s make electricity prices great again, together! 🌍💡🔌 #minecraftgoals #renewableenergyftw

TheGhettoSMP

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4906
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Holy Grails Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Void Gems Collected:	40
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Features That Will Keep You on Your Toes:

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LimeSMP

1.20, 19132, bedrock, Bedrock Port, Earth, Gamemodes, java, LimeSMP, Minecraft, Network, play.LimeSMP.fun, Public, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	749
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Animals Bred:	83	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129

LimeSMP is the BEST Public Minecraft Network which is available to both Bedrock and Java players. We are an Earth network expanding to more gamemodes very soon!

Minecraft Version — 1.20+ Server IP — play.LimeSMP.fun Bedrock Port — 19132

play.limesmp.fun

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd, ADDING, Craftocracy, Discord, enacting, Game, Join, law, legislature, members, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Selections, serious, Server, smp, third, Vote, weeks

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6853
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Animals Bred:	181
Players Killed by Monsters:	9504	Buildings Constructed:	35
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Most Democratic Minecraft Server
Key Feature	Server legislature for voting on proposals
Recent Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How does the server legislature work?

Every once in a while, members meet in-game to vote on proposals submitted by server members. These proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.

2. When is the next Presidential Election?

The next Presidential Election is scheduled to take place within the next few weeks. Stay tuned for more updates.

3. How can I join the server?

To join the server, visit our Discord server at https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Crimson Vixens 1.21.3

1.21.3, clothed, Crimson, redhead, redhead allure, redhead babes, redhead beauty, redhead charm, redhead erotica, redhead fantasies, redhead fetish, redhead girls, redhead models, redhead porn, redhead seduction, redhead sluts, redhead temptress, redhead vixen, redhead women, sexy redheads, Sluts, Unclothed, Vixens

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2367
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Void Gems Collected:	10

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension of pure awesomeness.

Picture this: you can choose to play as a stylishly dressed blocky character or go all in and run around butt-naked like a true Minecraft warrior.

And get this, the PvP battles are so intense that your clothes might just fly off in the heat of the moment. But hey, who needs armor when you’ve got mad skills and a killer fashion sense, am I right?

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure where the only rule is to have fun and maybe put some pants on if you feel like it. See you there, my pixelated pals!

BirthdayBlock Minecraft Server

adult behavior, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, BirthdayBlock, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Equipment, event planning, friendship, guest behavior, Minecraft, mutual friends, party etiquette, Permission, photography, photoshoot, private event, Respect, respect for host, Server, social dynamics, social etiquette

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9138
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6317	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	977	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience!

Picture this: you’re at a birthday party, having a blast with your friends, when suddenly, Bob shows up with his camera equipment and decides to do a photoshoot in the muddy, dark terrain outside. Who does that at a birthday party? Only on our server, folks!

But wait, there’s more! Bob gets all upset when asked to stop and eventually storms off without saying goodbye. Drama, intrigue, and awkwardness await you on our server!

Join now for a chance to dodge bullets and witness 30-year-old men bragging about dating 19-year-olds. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss out on! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the chaos begin!

DietDramaCrafters

body image, calories, Daughters, Diet plan, dietary plan, DietDramaCrafters, different needs, eating habits, Fairness, family, health, healthy choices, meal plan, nutrition, overweight, parenting, Siblings, smoothies, underweight, weight loss, weight management

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6332
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ores Mined:	4397	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Void Armor Forged:	25	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	757446
Dragon Eggs Found:	7441	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equal food distribution for all players! Join us and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while snacking on virtual smoothies to keep your hunger bar full.

Our server is perfect for players of all shapes and sizes, just like the daughters in this story. Whether you’re trying to lose weight like Emma or gain weight like Lina, we’ve got you covered with our customizable dietary plan. Plus, with our unique “calorie-boosting smoothies” feature, you’ll never have to worry about running out of energy during those intense PvP battles.

So come join us on our server and see why players are raving about our fair and balanced food system. Who knew that Minecraft could be so deliciously entertaining?

Blockheads R Us

addiction, Blockheads, compulsions, cravings, dependencies, fetishes, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, Inclinations, indulgences, infatuations, manias, obsessions, penchants, predilections, Preferences, propensities, temptations, vices, weaknesses

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8534
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Dimension Hops:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31

Are you addicted to building epic structures that defy the laws of physics? Are you addicted to slaying dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream? Are you addicted to pranking your friends by filling their houses with chickens? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP!

Our server is like no other, with endless possibilities and endless laughs. We have a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP tournaments, a skyblock world where you can build your own floating paradise, and a survival world where you can test your skills against the elements.

But that’s not all – we also have a custom plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens, a mini-game where you can ride pigs through obstacle courses, and a hidden treasure hunt that leads to a chest full of diamonds (or maybe just a bunch of dirt, who knows?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the addiction begin!

CraftyPutinBoom

Assassination, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CraftyPutinBoom, eastern europe, explosion, Government, highest-ranking official, international relations, landmine, Military, Political, russia, SECURITY, Terrorism, Tragedy, ukraine war, Unrest, violence, war zone, world news

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6275
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Potions Brewed:	141	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	487
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

OMG, u gotta join dis server cuz like, we got landmines that can take out Russia’s top dude in Ukraine! It’s like, so cray cray, u never know what’s gonna happen next. Join now for a chance to be a part of the most explosive Minecraft server ever! Plus, we got unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds. It’s lit, fam! #BoomBoom #UnicornsRainbowsDiamonds

Respawn Reset Fun

Addictive, Adventure, challenge, console, Entertainment, Escape, FANTASY, Fun, Gaming, Groundhog day, Immersive, PC Gaming, progress reset, Repetitive, Reset, respawn, role playing, simulation, strategy, time killing, Time Loop, Time management, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9479
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Crops Grown:	1509	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

u ever feel like u stuck in a loop, like u keep doin the same thing over and over again? well, imagine playin a video game where u gotta start from scratch every single day. sounds like a nightmare, right? but not on our minecraft server! come join us for the most epic adventure of ur life, where u can build, mine, and fight mobs without worryin bout losin ur progress. why? cuz on our server, every day is a new day with new possibilities! join us now and break free from the endless cycle of monotony. plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs. no joke.

Players:	90/600	Votes:	3661
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	19