CraftyMillennials | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2865
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Love Letters Sent:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to witness flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself? Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on every once in a while to challenge players to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into?

Crankshafted

apply, building, collaboration, Community, Crankshafted, Epic, exclusive, Experience, Exploration, Fun, Map, Minecraft, passionate, Players, Redstone, Resources, Secrets, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6469
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Secret Passages Found:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Crankshafted Minecraft Server

Brand-new private SMP Minecraft server focused on building a friendly, creative community in a fresh, unexplored world.

Features
Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures
Close-Knit Community
A Personal Touch

Interested? Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot!

FAQ

What makes Crankshafted special?

Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures: We’ve generated a completely new map ripe with untapped resources and hidden secrets.
Close-Knit Community: Our server is private, ensuring that you’re joining a group of like-minded, friendly players who value collaboration and fun.
A Personal Touch: We’re keeping the server small and exclusive so that every voice matters and every player contributes to our shared experience.

How do I join?

Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot. We’re looking for passionate Minecraft players ready to dive into a unique SMP experience.

Epic Tales Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, animal names, autism flare, chapter titles, comic art, Dinosaurs, Epic, furry creatures, Gon, Gon Selection, High-quality scans, Manga, Masashi Tanaka, mean predators, non-dialogue, Realm, Spanish scans, storytelling genius, Tales, Visual Storytelling, Wilderness, wordless storytelling

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4500
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Yo, bros, listen up! This server is like a manga you don’t even need to read, just like those anons who say they’re too dumb for manga. We got savage dinosaurs, the last one standing is GON, the wildest of them all! He’s out there defending the friendly and furry from the mean and hungry, all without a single word spoken.

And get this, we got those high-quality scans, so no need to worry about bad quality anymore. Spanish scans, English scans, we got it all! So join us on this wild adventure, where the only thing you need to worry about is which dinosaur GON will take on next. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get crazy together!

DadCraft: Oops, My Bad!

bad, DadCraft, Oops

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6406
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Towns Built:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Farms Harvested:	985

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us and leave your family drama at the door, because here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. Plus, you won’t have to worry about any surprise visits from long-lost relatives asking for money – unless they’re asking for in-game currency, of course!

So if you’re looking for a place to unwind, make new friends, and explore endless possibilities, join our server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

TreasuryTrolls: Keep Your Diamonds Safe!

cybersecurity, data access, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, diamonds, financial data, government oversight, government transparency, Information Security, information sharing, personal information, political concerns, privacy concerns, privacy rights, republicans, Safe, sensitive information, Treasury, TreasuryTrolls, unauthorized access, unauthorized use

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	486
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	152	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

Picture this: you log onto the server and are greeted by a talking llama who offers to be your personal tour guide. As you explore the vast world, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of shape-shifting villagers who can transform into any mob at will. Want to see a chicken riding a pig? We’ve got you covered. How about a creeper doing the moonwalk? You’ll see it all on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server

#announcement, Commerce, CraftyMex, decision, Economy, ecuador, export, Goods, Government, Import, import tax, international relations, Latin America, market, Mexican goods, Minecraft, policy, president, Server, south america, tariff, Taxation, Trade, trade war

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2851
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the president of ecuador has gone mad and declared a 27% tariff on all mexican goods IN MINECRAFT!! build your own taco stand and smuggle in those delicious burritos without getting caught by the corrupt minecraft government. join now for a chance to overthrow the president and establish a taco utopia in our crazy virtual world! tacos for everyone, no tariffs allowed!

CraftyComrades: NoRussianExecs

Accountability, alarming rise, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, eastern europe, Executing, global security, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, military aggression, NoRussianExecs, Reports, russia, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, violations, violations of Geneva Conventions, War Crimes

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2347
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	6

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS IN RUSSIA. WE GOT MAD SKILLS AND MAD FUN, NO EXECUTIONS HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. COME BUILD WITH US AND AVOID THE UN ALARMING REPORTS. PLAY WITH US OR ELSE…BOOM!

BlockyProstate – Digging for a Cure!

advanced prostate cancer, BlockyProstate, California, cancer awareness, cancer deaths, cancer incidence, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer risk factors, cancer screening guidelines, cancer screening recommendations, cancer statistics, cancer treatment, cure, Digging, early detection, mens health, prostate cancer, prostate health, routine screening, Screening, US men

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5639
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	204	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the fun levels! forget about boring old cancer stats, we’ve got creepers and zombies to worry about! our server is so lit, it’ll make your prostate cancer look like a walk in the park. trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of blocky adventures and epic battles. who needs routine screening when you can be battling dragons and building castles instead? join now and let the fun begin!

Dynastium

active community, Adventurer, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, dynamics, Earth, Earth Towny, Economy, friendly environment, Geopolitics, immersive experience, Latest Version, minecraft server, Nation building, new adventurer, seasoned strategist, strategy, Towny, vibrant

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7673
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Void Gems Collected:	32	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Dimension Hops:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Buildings Constructed:	35
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Dynastium is a vibrant Minecraft server running on the latest version, featuring an Earth Towny setup that brings the dynamics of geopolitics to life. With a welcoming and active community, players can engage in nation-building, diplomacy, and strategy. The server also supports Bedrock players, ensuring everyone can enjoy the fun. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or a new adventurer, Dynastium offers an immersive experience in a friendly environment.

play.dynastium.net

Minetales

active staff support, advanced anti-cheat, auction house, coinshop, custom factories, custom texture pack, Daily Quests, decorative elements, Dynamic economy, Economy, extensive skills system, Factions, Fishing, interactive chat features, Jobs, levelled mobs, MCMMO, Mining, personal backpacks, professional spawns, pve content, pvp arena, quality of life, Roleplay, Survival, Teams, unique worlds, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2829
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ores Mined:	6768
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	102	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Minetales: Welcoming all crafters! – Custom factories, professional spawns, and extensive skills system – PvP Arena and PvE content – Dynamic economy: coinshop, auction house, jobs, and daily quests – Unique worlds for fishing and mining – Custom texture pack and decorative elements – Personal backpacks and warps – Advanced anti-cheat and levelled mobs – Teams, factions, and interactive chat features – Voting rewards and active staff support – Quality of life: clear lag, action bar, command blocker, anti-dupe – Multiverse support for expanded gameplay Join our growing community at play.minetales.org!

play.minetales.org

Shattered Infinity SMP

action, alliances, Choices, Custom, danger, Discord, DOMINANCE, Exploration, Hunters, Immersive, Infinity, Kingdoms, Magic, Medieval, Modded, NIGHTS, Powers, Realm, Secrets, Shattered, smp, TERRIFIYING, Vampires

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8850
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Void Armor Forged:	21	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

Features	Description
Hunters vs. Vampires	Choose between being a vampire or a hunter in this modded Minecraft experience.
Medieval Theme	Immerse yourself in a medieval-themed server with danger and alliances.
Live Server	The server is already live and welcoming new players to join.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided or by visiting the server’s website.
Can I switch between being a vampire and a hunter?	Yes, players have the ability to switch sides during gameplay.
Are there specific rules in the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among all players. Be sure to read and follow them.
How can I form alliances and kingdoms?	You can form alliances and kingdoms by interacting with other players in-game and collaborating on goals and strategies.

Galactic Minds 1.21.3

1.21.3, advanced civilizations, aliens, Astrobiology, astrological discoveries, Astronomy, Civilization, Cosmic, cosmic intelligence, extraterrestrial life, Galactic, Galaxy, hypothetical, Intelligent Life, Milky Way, Minds.., Planets, Possibilities, science fiction, SETI, space exploration, speculation, Universe

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9662
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	8143	Runes Activated:	2
Animals Bred:	128	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4

Yo, bro, forget about aliens and come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time looking for extraterrestrial beings when you can join a community of epic gamers building crazy stuff in blocky worlds?

We may not have aliens, but we do have players from all over the galaxy (figuratively speaking, of course). From Earth to Mars to the mysterious Planet X, our server is a melting pot of intergalactic fun.

Who needs intelligent life on other planets when you can have intelligent gamers crafting masterpieces in a virtual world? Join us now and be part of the coolest space adventure this side of the Milky Way!

DumbPrideMC SMP

arrogance, Boasting, bragging, dumb, DumbPrideMC, egotistical, empty boasting, Foolish, meaningless, pride, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizement, self-centered, self-glorification, self-importance, self-promotion, Shallow, showing off, smp, superficial, trivial, Vanity

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3476
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Divine Spears Created:	25
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	New Chunks Explored:	828666
Mines Excavated:	4080	Endless Night Skies:	4

OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

CraftyConspiracyCraft

billionaire, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theorists, CraftyConspiracyCraft, Government, political agenda, political beliefs, political control, political corruption, political extremism, political ideology, political influence, political manipulation, political system, Politics, power dynamics, right wing, Trump administration, Trump supporters, US government, wealthy elite

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1337
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9346	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Divine Spears Created:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Join our Minecraft server, where the only conspiracy theories you’ll find are about who stole all the diamonds from the communal chest! Our billionaire owner may not be running the government, but they sure know how to create an epic virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come join us and build your own empire, because who needs politics when you have pixelated pigs and exploding creepers to worry about?

Protein Mix-Up Craft

Craft, mixup, protein

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6592
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	7296	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Endless Night Skies:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mines Excavated:	4966
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

So, liek, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and chickens layin’ diamonds!

One time, I saw a player build a house outta cake and then it started raining gummy bears! And don’t even get me started on da secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava slides.

Plus, if u join dis server, u get superpowers like shootin’ laser beams outta ur eyes and flyin’ on a magic carpet made of rainbow sheep wool.

So, what are u waitin’ for? Come join da fun and chaos on dis Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

smp, Straight..

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5573
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Crops Grown:	2437
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Towns Built:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
Stable server performance.
No world resets. Ever.
Minor quality of life changes.
Unobtrusive but effective anticheat.
No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, land claims or protections are not allowed on the server.
Are there world resets?	No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there any quality of life changes?	Yes, there are minor quality of life changes such as obtaining player heads and preventing phantom spawns with cookies.
Are there economy plugins or factions?	No, the server focuses on vanilla survival gameplay without currency, factions, or economy plugins.