CraftyMileageHaus | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7287
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Crops Grown:	8806	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, imagine this, right? you log onto this epic minecraft server and all the houses are like, used cars but for houses. they’ve got mileage on them, man! but don’t worry, it just means they’ve been around the block a few times, ya know?

join this server for the thrill of living in a house that’s been places, man. maybe it’s been to the nether and back, who knows? but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored in a house with mileage.

come on, join us and see what kind of crazy adventures these houses have been on. maybe you’ll find a secret treasure map hidden in the attic, or a portal to a whole new dimension in the basement. the possibilities are endless on this wacky server.

so what are you waiting for? hop in your used house and come join the fun! who knows where this wild ride will take you.

LuxHealthProblems – Minecraft SMP

access to healthcare, appreciation, Chronic illness, emotional health, Gratitude, health, health problems, Healthcare, LuxHealthProblems, luxury, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, physical health, preventative care, Privilege, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, well-being, wellness

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	670
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5976	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Void Gems Collected:	27
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Star Shards Collected:	188	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can experience the thrill of never having to worry about health problems ever again! That’s right, forget about eating food or avoiding creepers, because on our server, you’re invincible!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter on our server. And don’t even get me started on the loot – we’ve got diamonds for days, baby!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

BlockyBizarreQuest

Adventure, bizarre locations, BlockyBizarreQuest, Curiosity, enigmatic places, Exploration, extraordinary discoveries, hidden gems, Mystery, odd exploration, Off the beaten path, outlandish adventures, peculiar places, quirky destinations, strange places, surreal spots, travel, unconventional travel, unique experiences, unusual destinations, Wanderlust

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	151
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Towns Built:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Have you ever ventured into a dimension where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can explore the wackiest and weirdest places imaginable! From upside-down villages to underwater castles guarded by mermaid skeletons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken or battle against an army of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious adventures of your Minecraft life!

NatoNoThanks Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, NatoNoThanks, Politics, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, trump, Ukraine, united states, world news

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5052
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8995	Endless Night Skies:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	242	Villages Defended:	16

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, Trump pops up in the game and starts sympathizing with the Russian stance against Ukraine joining Nato. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. Turns out, on this server, you can actually team up with Trump and the Russians to take over the whole Minecraft world. Like, forget about building houses and farming pigs, we’re talking about world domination here, baby!

So, if you’re ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there, where politics and blocky landscapes collide in a hilariously chaotic mess, then come on down and join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a giant Russian bear into battle. Yeah, that’s right, a bear. In Minecraft. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain weird. But hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!

ElonCraft2020: EU Edition

Accountability, Democracy, digital manipulation, Edition, elections, electoral integrity, elon musk, ElonCraft2020, EU Commission, foreign interference, Government, influence, Interference, intervention, Misinformation, Online platforms, political campaigns, Politics, Regulation, social media, tech billionaire, Technology

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5250
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

so, like, this server is like the COOLEST place to be in Minecraft, like, ever. why, you ask? well, let me tell you. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, SO many. you can be like a Minecraft billionaire, but in a virtual world.

also, we have this crazy story about how Elon Musk tried to interfere in our elections on the server. yeah, you heard that right. he tried to bribe players with redstone and gold to vote for him as the server president. but don’t worry, we took care of him. let’s just say he’s now banned from the server for life.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a pig through the sky like a Minecraft superhero. it’s totally wild.

so, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and action-packed Minecraft server out there, then come on down. we promise you won’t regret it. (unless you’re Elon Musk, then you might regret it a little bit).

Crafty Shield Company

Business protection, Company, company reputation, Company shield, Crafty, Customer advocacy, Customer Assistance, customer care, customer communication, Customer empowerment, customer experience, customer feedback, customer loyalty, customer relations, customer relationship management, Customer retention, customer satisfaction, customer service, Customer service excellence, customer support, Customer trust, Customer-centric approach, shield

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9053
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magic Items Found:	2715	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, the customer service is now, like, “company shield” or whatever. like, u won’t even believe the craziness that goes down on this server, it’s like a whole new world of minecraft magic.

we got, like, unicorns and dragons roaming around, and, like, if u find a golden apple, u can ride a rainbow llama into battle. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

plus, the admins on this server are, like, actual wizards. they can, like, turn ur diamond sword into a lightsaber or summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on ur enemies. it’s, like, so epic.

and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that, like, follows u around and explodes in a shower of confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff. it’s, like, the best deal ever.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join this epic minecraft server now and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Plastic Seafood Adventures

Adventures, clothing, contamination, environmental impact, Fish, Food Safety, health, human health, ingestion, marine life, microplastics, Ocean, packaging, Plastic, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Pollution, research, scientific study, seafood, Shrimp, study

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1053
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Emeralds Found:	7597	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3951	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

lol u ever wanted to eat ur fav seafood dish and also get a side of microplastics? well u in luck cuz our minecraft server offers just that! come join us and experience the thrill of finding tiny particles from clothing, packaging, and other plastic products in ur virtual fish and shrimp! who needs a balanced diet when u can have a side of potential health risks instead? join now for a taste of the future (literally)!

Heather’s Trick-Turning Crew 1.20.5

1.20.5, Abuse, coercion, CREW, criminal activity, criminal behavior, dangerous choices, Deception, Exploitation, exploitation of women, financial control, Friends, heather, Heathers, illegal activities, illegal transactions, Manipulation, MONEY, power dynamics, prostitution, risky behavior, sex work, TrickTurning, vulnerable individuals

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9315
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, Heather and her crew are gonna be there turning tricks and giving away all their money! Like, who needs diamonds when you can have Heather’s cash, amirite? Join now for a wild time and maybe even score some sweet loot from these crazy NPCs! Let’s get this party started, y’all!

CultureCraft SMP: Ego Boost!

Beliefs, Boost, cultural background, cultural influence, culture, CultureCraft, Ego, heritage, Identity, IMPORTANCE, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp, Traditions, VALUES

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8047
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Magic Items Found:	1856	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	813
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the most lit server out there, trust me. We got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit. And get this, our community is like a big ol’ family, except instead of family dinners we have epic PvP battles every night.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most insane events, like a chicken jousting tournament and a dance party with creepers. Plus, our culture is off the charts, man. We have our own language made up of Minecraft block names and our own national anthem that’s just a bunch of villagers humming. It’s wild, bro.

So if you wanna boost your self image and become a true Minecraft legend, you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be a total blast, trust me. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on our server are even more valuable. Peace out, homie!

MineCrafty Breaks

breaks, minecrafty

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3695
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	389	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4742
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	New Chunks Explored:	748735
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Tired of staring at spreadsheets all day? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build a giant roller coaster that launches you into a pool of lava! Forget about deadlines and meetings, on our server you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can strike it rich and become the ultimate Minecraft millionaire. So what are you waiting for? Quit your job and join us now!

KurskKaboom Minecraft Server

Attack, Brigade, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, explosions, Geopolitics, headquarters, international relations, Kursk, KurskKaboom, Military, military base, Minecraft, russia, Russian Marine Corps, sabotage, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7371
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Villages Defended:	12	Magic Items Found:	8131
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where a russian marine corps brigade has headquarters all over kursk and ukraine keeps blowing them up TWICE IN TWO WEEKS like seriously who does that? it’s like a real life action movie but in minecraft form. join us for the chaos and destruction, build your own base and try to survive the explosions. it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers. come on, you know you want to be a part of this insanity. let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the madness.

HungaryCraftEU-NATO-Swap

Alliance, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, EU, european security, european union, foreign policy, Hungary, HungaryCraftEUNATOSwap, integration, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, nato, political tensions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, Ukraine

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2274
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dimension Hops:	2

lolz come join dis cray cray minecraft server where ukraine is takin over hungary in EU and NATO cuz why not? we got pigs flyin, chickens dancin, and creepers doin the macarena. u gotta join dis server if u wanna see the most epic battle between ukraine and hungary in the history of minecraft. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz we ballin like dat. so come on and join us for a wild ride of epic proportions. ukraine ftw!

Berry Weight Loss – Juice & Blocks

Alternative Medicine, antioxidant-rich, berry, blocks, blood glucose levels, dietary supplement, Elderberry juice, health benefits, healthy lifestyle, healthy living, herbal remedies, holistic health, holistic wellness, immune system support, insulin levels, Juice, Loss, metabolic health, natural remedies, Nutritional benefits, plant-based nutrition, Superfood, weight, weight management, wellness trends

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1060
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Gods Slained:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

join dis cray cray minecraft server and u will be sippin on elderberry juice all day long, cuz it’s da secret weapon for weight loss and super fast metabolism!!! like, u won’t even believe it, but peeps on dis server saw their blood sugar drop by 24% and their insulin levels go down by 9%!!! it’s like magic in a blocky world, u gotta try it to believe it!!! come join us and get ready to be the healthiest player in all of minecraft, cuz elderberry juice is da key to success!!! #minecraftmagic #elderberryjuiceftw

Moonbat

ADDED, Creative, Griefing, Hope, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Max8abug, Minigames, Moonbat, player events, progress, Safe, Server, smp, Spleef, survival rewards, Trust, update, Version

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2853
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Moonbat Minecraft Server

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Version	1.21.1
Description	Moonbat Minecraft offers a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and a griefing-enabled SMP. Both SMP maps are permanent and regularly updated. Player events and minigames like spleef are also available.
IP	moonbat.ddns.net

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I grief on the server?	Yes, the griefing-enabled SMP allows players to grief.
Is my progress safe on the SMP maps?	Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress is safe.
Are there player events on the server?	Yes, the server occasionally runs player events with survival rewards.
What minigames are available?	Minigames like spleef have recently been added to the server.

Pixel Pioneers 1.20.4

1.20.4, 93209631, long tail tags, Numbers, Pioneers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9149
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dimension Hops:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. It’s like a party in your brain and everyone’s invited, even the creepers!

You’ll be building epic structures that make the Eiffel Tower look like a sad little stick figure drawing. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like the Spice Girls of Minecraft, bringing all the drama and excitement.

Plus, the admins are like wizards, granting wishes and raining down diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. So come on, join us on this wild ride of blocky madness and let’s conquer the pixelated world together!

Dad’s House Drama Minecraft Server

Dads, Drama, House, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7763
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Animals Bred:	148	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between OP and her brother T.

Forget about building castles and farms, on our server you’ll be building walls to keep out your crazy relatives! Will you choose to reconcile with T or block him like a pesky zombie? The choice is yours!

But beware, just like T’s temper tantrums, griefing is not allowed on our server. So keep your cool and your pickaxe handy as you navigate through the drama-filled world of family feuds.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of sibling rivalry. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some diamonds in the rough along the way!