are you tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where michelle obama herself is throwing shade at trump while you mine for diamonds! imagine building a house next to michelle obama’s mansion and listening to her epic roasts all day long. plus, the mobs are all dressed in designer clothes and drop gucci loot. join now for the most lit minecraft experience of your life!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players: 99/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed: 7 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
Wilderness Tamed: 13 Horror Stories Survived: 2
Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 16

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Glimmer Groove: Where mods mingle, survival is supreme, and the whitelist is strict!

    Glimmer Groove: Where mods mingle, survival is supreme, and the whitelist is strict!

    Minecraft Server: Glimmer Grove

    Description ADULTS ONLY Minecraft server for modded Java with a welcoming community
    Communication Discord for communication, voice chat required at least once
    Community Whitelisted community with zero tolerance for hate or drama
    Population 13 current players with varying time zones

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is the server modded? Yes, it is modded Java server
    Is voice chat required all the time? No, voice chat is required at least once but not all the time
    How can I join the server? You need to apply for whitelist and join the Discord server for communication
    What are the rules for the server? Zero tolerance for hate or major drama, be respectful and follow community guidelines

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 84 Falling into the Void: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Imagine All The International Posters Minecraft Server

    Imagine All The International Posters Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers filled with normies and noobs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is where all the international posters who used to dominate /int/ have migrated to!

    Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans with players from all over the world. Who knows, you might even run into a legendary poster who disappeared years ago and is now building a castle made entirely of memes.

    So why wait? Join our server and be part of the madness that is sure to make your country proud! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with ex-international posters who are probably still lurking on /int/ in spirit?

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 34 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 15

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • BigMinecraft SMP: Vore Edition

    BigMinecraft SMP: Vore Edition
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and have some outrageous fun? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for some vore-tastic adventures where you can post fat women who look like they could fit an entire person in their belly. And guess what? Morphs and captions are allowed, so you can truly let your imagination soar!

    But wait, there’s more! We even have AI allowed, so you can have some truly mind-blowing interactions with our virtual friends. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • HardestGameEver Minecraft SMP

    HardestGameEver Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft servers where the only challenge is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate test of your gaming skills!

    Join us if you dare, as we have a secret level where you have to fight off an army of creepers armed with diamond swords while riding on the back of a flying pig! And that’s just the beginning – our custom bosses include a giant chicken that shoots fireballs and a zombie king who can summon lightning storms with a snap of his fingers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. Will you be the one to wield its awesome power and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP now and prove that you have what it takes to conquer the hardest video game challenge of all time!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 10

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • BlockBingeCraft

    BlockBingeCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience the joy of riding on flying pigs while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Don’t worry, our pigs are trained professionals and will never let you fall off no matter how many times you crash into a tree.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just make sure to bring your best dance moves and a potion of invisibility to blend in with the undead crowd.

    So why wait? Join our server now and discover the small habit of laughing uncontrollably while playing Minecraft that will have a surprisingly big impact on your life!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 101 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • GazaGriefGone

    GazaGriefGone
    so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that is so lit, you gotta join, dude. we got like, crazy builds and insane minigames that will blow your mind.

    one time, a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden village full of villagers who can talk and trade with you. it was like, mind-blowing, man.

    also, we have this legendary boss battle where you have to fight a giant chicken that shoots fireballs from its beak. it’s intense, bro.

    oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons? it’s wild, dude.

    so, like, join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Ores Mined: 3537
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Falling into the Void: 0
    Demon Skulls Collected: 21 Rune Stones Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Based Based Based Minecraft Server

    Based Based Based Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further, because our server is BASED BASED BASED! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with dancing llamas, rainbow sheep, and talking chickens. They were so entertained that they forgot to eat, sleep, or even blink for three days straight! And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Ores Mined: 5071 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 5780
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Goldberg Minecraft SMP: Did He Do It to Stop the Hart Dungeon Rapes?

    Goldberg Minecraft SMP: Did He Do It to Stop the Hart Dungeon Rapes?
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not steal all of your neighbor’s diamonds, but hey, no promises)! Join us as we embark on epic quests to stop the infamous “hart dungeon rapes” (whatever that means) and uncover the truth behind the mysterious figure known only as Goldberg. Is he our savior or just a misunderstood llama enthusiast? You’ll have to join to find out! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves with a taste for adventure. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty pig, because this SMP is about to get lit!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Villages Defended: 13 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • BroSisCraft Minecraft Server

    BroSisCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, deceit, and questionable relationships!

    Imagine logging in to find out that your in-game brother is dating your ex-girlfriend…TWICE! And to top it off, they’re both living with their “not-ex” partners while professing their love for each other in your virtual house. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of confronting your in-game sibling and his shady girlfriend, only to have him defend her and kick you out of your own virtual home. Will you choose to stand your ground and fight for justice, or will you join forces with the not-ex and take down the lovebirds once and for all?

    Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable morals, and virtual drama that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft relationships. Who needs diamonds and gold when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join today!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 17
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 17
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3097 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Enchantments Applied: 223 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • SisterSquadDormKick

    SisterSquadDormKick
    Hey there! Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama of family life like this poor soul! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no curfews in sight!

    Looking for a place where you can build your own dormitory without any strict rules? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to create your own world and live by your own rules – just make sure to avoid any late-night adventures that end in tears!

    Join us now and leave behind the real world drama for a land of endless possibilities and no annoying siblings to deal with. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie hoards to fight off instead? Let’s build some epic memories together!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • NormCraft: Back in the Day

    NormCraft: Back in the Day
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos! Join us for a wild ride where griefing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged!

    Ever wanted to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! How about starting a prank war with your fellow players that escalates into an all-out battle with exploding chickens and flying pigs? It’s all fair game here!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and wear nothing but pumpkin heads. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of evil bunnies that only the bravest of players can find.

    So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and experience Minecraft like never before, join our server today! Just remember, anything goes on our server – so buckle up and get ready for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Runes Activated: 8 Divine Scrolls Written: 8
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Meow Mine Minecraft Server

    Meow Mine Minecraft Server

    Our server is a comfortable platform for survival with an economy. You can earn money by selling resources and completing quests or farm your first capital on jobs. Complete Battle Pass quests and get unique rewards! There are no overworld wipes here, there will be map updates with the preservation of your buildings.

    The server has:

    * seasons with biome and mob spawn features

    * custom enchantments and items

    * cosmetics

    * Battle pass

    * duels with unique locations

    * bank with a system of interest on deposits

    * parkour

    * works

    * mob arena

    * king of the hill

    The adult and responsive administration is always ready to answer your questions. We are waiting for you!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Hype Nigga Minecraft Server

    Hype Nigga Minecraft Server
    Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s so lit, even the PS5 Pro can’t compete! Imagine playing Minecraft with your homies on a server that’s more powerful than any PC out there. And get this – we’ve got exclusive access to GTA 6 before anyone else! Sorry to all the broke bitches out there who can’t afford to join, because the graphics are gonna blow your mind. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. Join now and level up your gaming experience like never before!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Alien Abductions: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Blocky Bundesliga 3 Minecraft SMP

    Blocky Bundesliga 3 Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because on our server, we can guarantee that chaos will reign supreme!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and carrots. Watch as our resident prankster fills everyone’s houses with llamas and chickens, causing mayhem and hilarity at every turn.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player even managed to tame the Diamond Pig and ride it into battle against a horde of creepers.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and nothing is off limits, come join us and see if our players can ever truly get their shit together. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 68 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • PetOverPartner Minecraft Server

    PetOverPartner Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value trust and responsibility! Join us if you’re looking for a place where your pets are safe from irresponsible boyfriends who can’t even remember to close a gate.

    Our server is the perfect place for dog lovers who want to ensure their furry friends are always protected. Don’t let your boyfriend be the reason your German shepherd runs away and gets hurt – join us and never worry about gate safety again!

    We promise a drama-free environment where you can focus on building trust with your pets, rather than dealing with unreliable partners. So come on over and let’s build a world where pets come first!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46 Magic Wands Crafted: 10
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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