LOL JOIN OUR SERVER FOR A WILD RIDE, JUST LIKE WHEN RUSSIA DOWNED THAT PLANE BUT WAY LESS TRAGIC HAHAHA. WE GOT CRAZY MINIGAMES LIKE “DODGE THE CREEPER” WHERE YOU GOTTA AVOID EXPLODING GREEN DUDES, JUST LIKE RUSSIA AVOIDING BLAME FOR MH17. ALSO, WE HAVE A “BUILD A GIANT STATUE OF PUTIN” CONTEST, BECAUSE WHY NOT? COME JOIN US FOR A GOOD TIME AND MAYBE LEARN A THING OR TWO ABOUT INTERNATIONAL POLITICS, OR MAYBE JUST BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF DIAMONDS. LOL.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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