LOL JOIN OUR SERVER FOR A WILD RIDE, JUST LIKE WHEN RUSSIA DOWNED THAT PLANE BUT WAY LESS TRAGIC HAHAHA. WE GOT CRAZY MINIGAMES LIKE “DODGE THE CREEPER” WHERE YOU GOTTA AVOID EXPLODING GREEN DUDES, JUST LIKE RUSSIA AVOIDING BLAME FOR MH17. ALSO, WE HAVE A “BUILD A GIANT STATUE OF PUTIN” CONTEST, BECAUSE WHY NOT? COME JOIN US FOR A GOOD TIME AND MAYBE LEARN A THING OR TWO ABOUT INTERNATIONAL POLITICS, OR MAYBE JUST BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF DIAMONDS. LOL.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 103/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
Underground Cities Explored: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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