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Hot Food Blowers vs Hashafashsha Chewers

blow on food, Blowers, blowing on food, blowing on food to cool, blowing on food to cool down, blowing on food to cool it, blowing on food to eat, blowing on hot food, Chewers, Chewing, cooling down food, cooling food, dining etiquette, eating habits, Food, food cooling methods, food cooling techniques, food etiquette, food temperature, Hashafashsha, hot, Hot Food, table manners

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9764
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Enchantments Applied:	262	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Yo, dis server be da bomb diggity, like a creeper exploding in yo face but in a good way, ya know? We got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and cows breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

Join us if you wanna ride a llama into battle, wear a pumpkin on yo head for protection, and build a house out of diamonds just because you can. We got a secret underground club where all the villagers party like it’s 1999, and a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

So come on down to our wacky world of wonder and weirdness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to blow on your food before you eat it, or else you might end up like Steve after a TNT mishap. Peace out, homies!

Dreamy Wanderlust Craft

cognition, Craft, dream analysis, dream interpretation, dream recall, dreams, dreamy, findings, Memory, mental health, mind wandering, participants, positive attitude, Psychology, research, research study, seasonal variations, Sleep, Spring, study, subconscious, Wanderlust, Winter

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1338
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magic Items Found:	8960
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Dimension Hops:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

join dis server if u wanna have DREAMS come true! we got magical powers dat make ur dreams come alive in da game! u can build ur dream house, ride a unicorn, and even fly like a bird! plus, we got special events where u can battle dream monsters and win epic prizes! forget about winter blues, come to our server and make ur dreams come true all year round! let’s make dreamland a reality, join now!

Cyber CosplayCraft 1.20.3

1.20.3, ai cosplay, ai technology, asian cosplayers, Citlali cosplay, cosplay accessories, cosplay budget, cosplay characters, cosplay community, cosplay conventions, cosplay costume, cosplay creativity, cosplay culture, cosplay design, cosplay enthusiasts, cosplay inspiration, cosplay training, cosplay trends, cosplaycraft, cyber, fluxDog, Lora cosplay, pony-xl

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2937
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8023	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8048
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Void Armor Forged:	24

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got Citlali cosplay Lora ponies running around like crazy! And guess what? I just trained one to be a pony-xl! It’s like a dream come true, man. And the best part? It’s all run by broke fluxDogs who bless Asian cosplayers. Like, what more could you ask for in a Minecraft server, am I right? Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

Argument, arrested, bullying, country kids, CraftyCraze, dash camera, football game, friend group, Graduation, high school, JUMPED, Minecraft, pallet of bricks, Police, popular kids, pressing charges, Principal, scratched truck, Server, Truck, Vandalism, wires cut

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8356
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magic Items Found:	4227	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of being the butt of every joke in high school? Do you want revenge on those pesky kids who vandalize your truck? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner badass and show those bullies who’s boss!

Join our server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world where you can build, destroy, and conquer to your heart’s content. Just like how you pressed charges on those troublemakers who messed with your truck, you can take charge and rule the server with an iron fist.

Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re the asshole for standing up for yourself. Show them all that you mean business, just like how you turned in that dash cam footage and got those popular kids arrested. Let the haters hate while you thrive in our crazy Minecraft world.

So come on over and join us for some epic adventures, insane battles, and ultimate revenge. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect outlet for your high school drama? Let’s make some memories and show everyone who’s really in charge!

CheaterCraft: 2 Years Later

bar, BETRAYAL, CHANGE, CheaterCraft, Cheating, children, Communication, Divorce, federal sentence, husband, Infidelity, jail talk, LEAVING, long-term effects, Marriage, moving on, Pregnant, Prison, therapy school, Trust, Years

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	993
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Zombie Dances:	10

Are you tired of dealing with cheating spouses and federal sentences? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun, where the only cheating you’ll encounter is trying to sneak extra diamonds from your friends’ chests.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to building epic structures with your new virtual pals. And if you need a break from it all, just hop on a minecart and ride away into the sunset – no cheating spouses in sight!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs a cheating husband when you have a diamond pickaxe and a whole world to explore? Trust us, this server is the ultimate escape – just don’t let your virtual spouse catch you flirting with that cute villager!

CoincidentalCraft

BIZARRE, chance, Coincidence, CoincidentalCraft, destiny, fate, long tail tag, memorable, mind-boggling, Mysterious, odd, peculiar, Random, serendipity, strange, Surprising, Thought-provoking, Uncanny, unexpected, unforgettable, UNUSUAL, weird coincidence

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	790
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Towns Built:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Buildings Constructed:	46

Have you ever accidentally dug straight down in Minecraft and found a hidden underground kingdom full of diamond-clad llamas riding on pigs? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! Join us for a chance to experience the most bizarre and hilarious coincidences that will leave you questioning reality (and laughing your blocky butt off)! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of dancing chickens or a group of creepers throwing a surprise party for Steve. Don’t miss out on the wackiest adventures in the Minecraft universe – join us now and prepare for the unexpected!

Blocktopia: EU vs Russia

blocktopia, commissioner, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic measures, economic sanctions, EU, EU-Russia relations, Europe, European Commission, european politics, european union, foreign affairs, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, International cooperation, international relations, political news, russia, sanctions

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2029
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	747	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Void Armor Forged:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Love Letters Sent:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we take russia sanctions into our OWN hands!!! we build giant walls to keep out the russians and have epic battles with them using diamond swords and TNT!!! our commissioner is a total badass who will lead us to victory!! join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!!! #russiasanctions #minecraftmadness

Ethereal Quests 1.20.4

1.20.4, BITE, elle, elle glande, elle glande sur ma bite, Ethereal, glande, m&a, Quests, sur, sur ma bite

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3559
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	67
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6030	Ores Mined:	1901
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	387
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Runes Activated:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like, totally lit, okay? Like, you can build the most epic bases and stuff, and there are like, no rules, so you can do whatever the heck you want. Plus, there are like, a bajillion mobs to fight, so you’ll never get bored. And the best part? You can totally prank your friends by setting up traps and stuff. It’s gonna be so epic, you won’t even believe it. So like, come join us and let’s have a blast together!

CraftyDrunkGF

alcoholism, Boundaries, CHANGE, Communication, CraftyDrunkGF, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., Drinking, Emotional Abuse, everyday, Hiding, Issue, Lies, overreacting, partner, reaction, relationship, Trippin, Upset, verbally abusive, weird

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2624
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who drinks every night and turns into a verbally abusive zombie? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape! Join us and leave all that drama behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from your partner’s drunken rants, or you can team up with other players to take down creepers and skeletons who remind you of your partner’s behavior. Plus, we have a secret potion that turns all the alcohol into harmless sparkling water, so you can enjoy a virtual drink without the real-life consequences.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a partner who thinks drinking every night is no big deal.

BlockyVirginity

advice, anticipation, awkwardness, BlockyVirginity, Communication, emotions, EXCITEMENT, Expectations, Experience, Exploration, first time, growth, Intimacy, learning curve, Memories, nerves, Preparation, Self Discovery, Surprises, Tips, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9382
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Void Armor Forged:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old thing? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords! That’s right, we’ve got crazy mobs and even crazier adventures waiting for you.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks? Well, now you can on our server! Just make sure to have a fire extinguisher handy.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you won’t want to miss his hilarious one-liners.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of laughs, explosions, and epic battles that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Super Bowl Citizens – Confidently Wrong

Accuracy, american football, Assumptions, Beliefs, Bowl, Championships, Citizens, Competition, Confidence, Confidently, developing countries, football, knowledge, low-income countries, NFL, POVERTY, predictions, sports, Super, super bowl, underprivileged, winning teams, wrong, wrong predictions

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4959
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Enchantments Applied:	298	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a llama who could breakdance better than any player on this server. Legend has it that if you join, you will be blessed with epic dance moves and unstoppable gaming skills. Plus, our server is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So come on down and join the fun! Who needs the Super Bowl when you can be part of this epic adventure? Join now and become a part of the madness!

The Block Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, be nice, BLOCK, Communication, Community, compassion, Edition, Empathy, encouragement, friendship, Harmony, Haven, Kindness, letter, love, Peace, positivity, relationships, Respect, Support, tolerance, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6467
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Emeralds Found:	6526	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Magic Items Found:	8796	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is like a magical wonderland of friendship and rainbows. It’s, like, the ultimate chill zone where everyone is, like, super nice to each other.

I’m talking, like, no toxic players or griefers allowed. We only vibe with positive peeps who spread love and good vibes. It’s, like, a virtual hug fest 24/7, man.

And, get this, the admins are, like, unicorns in human form. They grant wishes and sprinkle fairy dust on your builds. It’s, like, having your own personal Minecraft fairy godmother.

So, if you’re tired of all the drama and negativity on other servers, come join us in this magical land of wholesomeness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s spread love and blocky goodness together!

BlockyLoveTriangle

awkwardness, BlockyLoveTriangle, Boundaries, Boyfriend, butterflies, Communication, Crush, double date, feelings, friendship, hanging out, Honesty, Insight, Intimacy, new boyfriend, Party, past relationships, shock, strong feelings, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9460
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	79561	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Are you tired of boring old friendships that end up with awkward double dates? Come join our Minecraft server where drama is left at the door and the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle!

Forget about “Alexa” and her questionable motives, on our server, the only thing you’ll be hooking up with is some epic loot. Say goodbye to awkward phone calls and hello to endless adventures with your new virtual pals.

Join now and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named “Eric” who loves to give out insider tips on where to find the best diamonds. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today!

StatisticallyCrafty

Alarming, Analysis, bone-chilling, chilling, data, Data Point, fear, Frightening, goosebumps, hair-raising, INFORMATION, Numbers, petrifying, research, Scary, Shocking.., spine-tingling., statistic, StatisticallyCrafty, Terrifying, unnerving

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9278
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Animals Bred:	119
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Did you know that 99% of players who join our Minecraft server end up addicted to building pixelated castles and battling virtual zombies? It’s true! But don’t worry, we have a support group for those who can’t stop mining for diamonds. Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So come on, join us and see why our server is the number one destination for players looking to escape the real world and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe – you’re gonna need it!

Algae Overlords 2.0

Advanced, Algae, Ancient, biology, Civilization, climate change, Earth, Environment, environmental impact, Evolution, Evolutionary scale, Extinct, fossil, History, intelligence, Kardashev scale, Overlords, prehistoric, scientific discovery, species, Technology

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3846
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

yo, ever wondered what it would be like to play Minecraft on a server run by ancient alien algae? well, now’s your chance! come join our server and experience the mind-blowing power of algae that covered Earth 65 million years ago.

rumor has it that the algae on our server is so advanced, it can build entire cities in seconds and create diamond armor out of thin air. not to mention, the algae is super chill and loves to party with players, throwing epic rave parties in the Nether.

but be warned, the algae can also be a bit mischievous. one time, it turned all the mobs into dancing llamas and made the creepers explode in confetti. it’s a wild ride on our server, but hey, that’s just the power of ancient alien algae for ya.

so come on down and join us for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience. who needs diamonds when you have algae, amirite?

Players:	100/500	Votes:	7489
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Magic Items Found:	5512