CraftyMemesMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8806
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5625
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9658
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Mines Excavated:	4333	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6036
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4244
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Magic Items Found:	8825
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2932
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	New Chunks Explored:	977297
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6861
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	73	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1618
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	1852	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6105
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	302	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6685
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3171
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	2996
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9030
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	6217	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3407
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Potions Brewed:	118	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Magic Items Found:	6226	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4160
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8728
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3059	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8431
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Votes:	1984
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	365
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!

Players:	100/300	Votes:	3695
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	299
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1