New Minecraft Servers

CraftyMemes – #420

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CraftyMemes – #420

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fags are not welcome! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of fags tried to join our server and they were promptly struck by lightning and turned into pigs. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare Minecraft mobs, the Rainbow Llama. Legend has it that if you find and tame one, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of them.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss, the Derpy Ender Dragon. This dragon has a special ability to shoot rainbow fireballs that turn your character into a dancing chicken for 30 seconds. It’s a real hoot!

So come join our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the amount of fun you’ll have. Just remember, no fags allowed!

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GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Minecraft SMP – /gem/ – Koseki Bijou General

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    Minecraft SMP – /gem/ – Koseki Bijou General

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a group of ninja pandas who roam the server, challenging players to epic battles.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who will challenge you to a build-off if you dare to enter their haunted mansion. And if you manage to impress them, you’ll be rewarded with rare and valuable loot.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a hilarious and absurd adventure like no other. Just remember, do not engage with diggers (trolls, doxxers, holo vs holo baiters). Hide, report, and rock on!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Green Paradise Minecraft server

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    Green Paradise Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Under development

    95.216.30.117:25700

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Cheater’s Retreat Minecraft Server

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    Cheater’s Retreat Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with drama like your boyfriend cheating on you with Stacy? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that real-life nonsense behind. Build a virtual fortress to keep out all the Stacys in the world, or maybe even build a roller coaster to send Chad on a wild ride of regret. With endless possibilities and no cheating boyfriends in sight, this server is the perfect place to let off some steam and have a laugh. Join now and let the healing power of block-building mend your broken heart!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Minecraft SMP: Mega Man Fanboy

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    Minecraft SMP: Mega Man Fanboy

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do I have the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like no other, with crazy challenges and wacky adventures around every corner.

    Join us if you want to battle giant robot chickens, ride pigs into battle, and build a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club where the creepers are the DJs.

    Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. It’s true, I’ve seen it with my own eyes!

    So, if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and have a blast with a group of like-minded gamers, join our SMP today. And remember, Mega Man is always better than Sonic.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Better Than Night

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    Better Than Night

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Better Than Night – where Minecraft meets reality! – Real Physics: Buildings require proper support – Dynamic Weather: Temperature affects survival – Complex Farming: Deal with crop diseases and pests – Enhanced Combat: Even peaceful mobs fight back – Custom Crafting: Progressive armor system – Realistic Features: Food spoilage, seasonal changes – Active Economy: Dynamic player-driven market

    Join our growing community and test your survival skills!

    play.btnmc.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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