CraftyMemes – #420

2256, acceptance, advice, ANONYMOUS, Community, CraftyMemes, discussion, Diversity, Edition, Fags not welcome, forum, Gay, homosexual, Inclusivity, internet, Lgbt, LGBTQ, r9gay, relationships, Support, tolerance

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3615
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4884
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Buildings Constructed:	33	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fags are not welcome! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of fags tried to join our server and they were promptly struck by lightning and turned into pigs. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare Minecraft mobs, the Rainbow Llama. Legend has it that if you find and tame one, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of them.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss, the Derpy Ender Dragon. This dragon has a special ability to shoot rainbow fireballs that turn your character into a dancing chicken for 30 seconds. It’s a real hoot!

So come join our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the amount of fun you’ll have. Just remember, no fags allowed!

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1471
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7902
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	359	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Enchantments Applied:	59	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5340
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Farms Harvested:	303	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	789
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Gods Slained:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Buildings Constructed:	37	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6689
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4693
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Emeralds Found:	2541
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2222
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Votes:	6165
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6760	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2041
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	162
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dimension Hops:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5492
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Players Killed by Monsters:	4000
Emeralds Found:	4424	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Animals Bred:	41	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9763
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ores Mined:	7365
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4857
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4584
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magic Items Found:	3408	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	959
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mines Excavated:	3244
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

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Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	803
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8719
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	727
Secret Passages Found:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

nornia.net

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3487
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Players Killed by Monsters:	5432
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	New Chunks Explored:	427889
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

play.nightrealm.net