CraftyMcSlimeLand: 17219 VBS Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2277
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9
Void Armor Forged:	28	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3960
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Animals Bred:	32	Dragon Eggs Found:	3864
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Emeralds Found:	9839
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2307
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Farms Harvested:	591	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7775
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	117	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	889
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	163
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Animals Bred:	56	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Villages Defended:	8

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8444
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Farms Harvested:	709	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Emeralds Found:	2242	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8790
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8538
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7563
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Divine Spears Created:	17
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5708
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Alien Abductions:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1883
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	New Chunks Explored:	418486
Buildings Constructed:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1068
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Enchantments Applied:	52	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3657
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	7681
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	345
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6714	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4757
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Mines Excavated:	3127	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

Players:	95/100	Votes:	5412
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Meteorites Collected:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Meteorite Armor Created:	22