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| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 5441 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
join our epic minecraft server where the grass is made of cotton candy and the pigs fly with jetpacks. we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens.
if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs and can teleport you to different dimensions. we also have a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, just for funsies.
the richest player on our server is a talking cow who owns a mansion made entirely of emerald blocks. but don’t worry, we have a support group for players who are jealous of his wealth.
so come on down to our crazy minecraft server where anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense. you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun.
