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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 5284 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Void Gems Collected: | 13 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs and can teleport you to different dimensions. we also have a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, just for funsies.
the richest player on our server is a talking cow who owns a mansion made entirely of emerald blocks. but don’t worry, we have a support group for players who are jealous of his wealth.
so come on down to our crazy minecraft server where anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense. you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun.