CraftyMcCraftFace: The Okayest Minecraft Server Ever

1. okayeg, 10. content, 11. at ease, 12. snug, 13. peaceful, 14. serene, 15. tranquil, 16. laid back, 17. unwound, 18. stress-free, 19. blissful, 2. holy shit, 20. easy-going, 3. comfy, 4. we’re, 5. fuckin, 6. comfortable, 7. cozy, 8. relaxed, 9. chill, CraftyMcCraftFace, Minecraft, Okayest, Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1268
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we are so damn comfy you won’t want to leave! Our virtual couches are made of the finest virtual feathers and our virtual blankets are softer than a baby llama’s fur. Join us and experience ultimate comfort while building your virtual empire!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move. Dance the night away with your new explosive friends and show off your best moves in the pixelated spotlight.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help you find the rarest diamonds and defeat the toughest bosses. Just be sure to bring some virtual ghost repellent, you never know what tricks he has up his spectral sleeve.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than a zombie horde is missing out on all the fun!

Cable Crush Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, cable, Cable damage, Chinese name, Crush, cybersecurity, damaged, diplomatic tensions, east asia, intercepts, international relations, internet connectivity, investigation, maritime security, Minecraft, naval operations, Server, Ship, Surveillance, suspected, taiwan, telecommunications, territorial disputes, underwater cable

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3241
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8720	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like taiwan intercepting a ship with a chinese name, but instead of underwater cables, we’re all about building epic stuff in minecraft! join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re the underwater cable in this scenario, then maybe you will regret it. but who cares about underwater cables when you can be building a giant potato house with us?! come join the fun, you won’t be disappointed.

WarriorCraft: 13-Year Suicide High

13-year high, 13year, combat stress, crisis intervention, HIGH, Israeli army, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Military, military service, ongoing war, ptsd, soldiers, stress, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, Suicide rate, suicide risk factors, war trauma, WarriorCraft

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3347
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Magic Items Found:	2829	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	710972
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Potions Brewed:	167
Runes Activated:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make the Israeli army’s suicide rate look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb (not literally, we don’t condone explosions here, unless it’s creeper-related)!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family (in a good way, of course). Plus, our mods are so on point, they make the Israeli army look like a bunch of amateurs.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real-life wars when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Let’s build, mine, and troll each other to our hearts’ content. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

Up For Blocks Down For Ores

accepting, affirmative, agreeable, amenable, blocks, consenting, down for it, eager, enthusiastic, Excited, favorable, Game, Inclined, interested, Keen, open to it, Ores, Positive, PREPARED, Ready, up for it, willing

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	628
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Magic Items Found:	7589
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

LOL COME JOIN DIS SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD ALL DA THINGS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUT DA WAZOO AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY.

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A CASTLE SO BIG IT REACHED DA MOON AND HE FOUND CHEESE UP THERE. TRUE STORY.

ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER TAMED A DRAGON AND RODE IT INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES. THE DRAGON WON, OBVS.

SO IF U WANNA HAVE A BLAST, COME JOIN US. AND REMEMBER, SAYING U “UP FOR SOMETHING” IS DA SAME AS SAYING U “DOWN FOR SOMETHING.” MIND BLOWN.

Potion Pals: Depressed Block Babes

Babes, BLOCK, Depressed, PALS, Potion

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3203
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	208	Love Letters Sent:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Animals Bred:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

so like, this server is like a magical pill for your brain, man. like, if you join, you’ll be surrounded by young, healthy women who are like, super smart and stuff. but get this, they also have depression-like patterns of thinking. but it’s cool, because it’s all part of the experience, you know? like, it’s a whole new level of cognitive processing that will blow your mind. and if you’re feeling down, don’t worry, because everyone here is on oral contraceptives, which apparently makes the depression-like patterns even stronger. so come join us and let your brain go on a wild ride of emotions and cognitive processing like never before!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

6 year old map, adult content, Beautiful, BROKE, Builds, Chaos, Cheats, Computer, Door, Glowstix, GRIEFED.., Lag, lawlessmc, Live Stream, opt-in, Pigman, R rated movie, restriction, smp, Spawn, streaming, supervision, Withers, zombie

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6669
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Chaos Incarnate
Server IP	lawlessmc.com
Map Age	6 years
Live Stream	twitch.tv/wilder0p
Rules	NO CHEATS ALLOWED

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on this server?	This server is chaos incarnate, so anything can happen. However, cheating is not allowed.
How old is the map on this server?	The map is 6 years old with plenty of huge and beautiful builds.
Can players opt-in to being streamed on Twitch?	Yes, any player can opt-in to being streamed at twitch.tv/wilder0p. New players are automatically streamed for the first few minutes of their play.
Is the server family-friendly?	No, this server has no restrictions on adult content and is not family-friendly without active adult supervision.

Desert Oasis Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, black dick, black men, cultural attraction, desert, Diversity, ethnicity, exotic women, Exoticism, fetishization, fetishize, hot, Interracial Relationships, middle eastern, Multiculturalism, Oasis, Persian, Race, Realms, sexual preferences, Sexualization, societal norms, Stereotypes, Usa

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7632
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3062	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild party where Persian vibes meet American obsession with black dudes! It’s like a cultural mashup of epic proportions, like a kebab taco fusion! You’ll be mining diamonds while pondering the mysteries of interracial love, it’s like a mind-blowing trip through the desert of diversity! Join now and expand your horizons, bro!

BridalBashCraft Minecraft Server

acne scars, aita, bridal shower, BridalBashCraft, christmas dessert, Cousins wedding, designer bag, engagement ring, exclusion, family gatherings, future brother-in-law, Girlfriend, intimate event, materialism, Minecraft, negative opinion, reddit, Server, social media, thinning hairline, Wedding

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7426
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of boring old bridal showers with no drama? Join our Minecraft server for the most epic bridal shower ever! We have a special event where you can invite all your frenemies and watch the chaos unfold.

Imagine Lili logging in and seeing your virtual engagement ring worth $30k, just to one-up her! And don’t worry, we have a feature where you can critique everything from the flowers to the decor, just like Lili at that cousin’s wedding.

But wait, there’s more! You can also settle the height debate once and for all in our virtual world. And if anyone dares to mention your designer bag, you can publicly shame them in front of the entire server.

Join now and let the drama begin! Who needs a real bridal shower when you can have a Minecraft one filled with snide remarks and passive-aggressive behavior? Let’s make Lili regret ever crossing you in the first place!

Rent-a-Mess-Or-Else

aita, apartment, Chores, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DISHES, fair division, household responsibilities, living situation, mutual friend, Rent, rent increase, RentaMessOrElse, roommate, roommate issues, roommates, Trash, Upset, Utilities

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8919
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	147	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life roommates? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to avoid those pesky chores and live your best blocky life.

Join us and leave your roommate behind as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and mine for diamonds without any passive-aggressive comments about dirty dishes.

Our server is so awesome, even your lazy roommate will be jealous! Plus, with our outrageous rent prices (just kidding, it’s free!), you’ll have plenty of extra diamonds to show off your wealth in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life roommate drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun to fight off creepers than argue about who forgot to take out the trash.

MinecraftChatterBlocker

ANNOYING, Assertiveness, Boundaries, chatterbox, Communication, Conversation, excessive chatter, excessive communication, excessive conversation, excessive talking, interrupt, Listening, long-winded, loquacious, MinecraftChatterBlocker, non-stop talking, overbearing, Social Skills, talkaholic, Talkative, verbose

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2235
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magic Items Found:	3064	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Are you tired of hearing non-stop chatter in your Minecraft world? Join our server and unleash the power of the mute button! We have special mute potions that you can throw at any player who just won’t stop yapping. Watch as they suddenly become silent, unable to annoy you with their constant babbling. It’s the perfect solution for those talkative players who just won’t take a hint!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Mute Monster, a creature so fed up with hearing people talk that it roams the land silencing anyone who dares to speak. If you can defeat the Mute Monster in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a special item that lets you mute anyone with just a single click. It’s the ultimate power trip for those who want peace and quiet in their Minecraft world.

So if you’re ready to put an end to all the chatter and finally enjoy some peace and quiet, join our server today. Just remember to watch your own mouth – you never know when the Mute Monster might come for you!

CraftyNaziServer

Accountability, Banking Scandal, controversy, corporate responsibility, CraftyNaziServer, Credit Suisse, deeper than thought, Ethics, financial institution, financial sector, History, Holocaust, investigation, media report, Nazi ties, public relations, reputation, switzerland, ties to Nazis, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4466
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Chimeras Created:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magic Items Found:	6624	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a secret underground bunker full of treasure and adventure. we got hidden nazi gold and ancient artifacts just waiting to be discovered. but be careful, cuz there are booby traps and secret passages everywhere. it’s like a real-life indiana jones movie, but in minecraft form. plus, we have a secret society of players who are trying to uncover the truth about the server’s mysterious past. so come join us and see if you have what it takes to uncover the secrets of the server. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime.

KyivCraft: Missile Mayhem

air defense, ATACMS missiles, ballistic missiles, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, defense systems, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, MAYHEM, military conflict, military escalation, military technology, Missile, missile defense, national security, political tensions, RETALIATION, russia, Ukraine

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	526
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than russia vs kyiv!!! we got atacms missiles flying everywhere but don’t worry, our players are pros at shooting them down. come build your base and watch out for those sneaky russians trying to retaliate against you. join now for the most intense and chaotic gameplay you’ll ever experience, trust us, it’s a blast!

Aren.lol

Alpha, Aren.lol, core, Custom, develop, Early, expand, Inspired, Knockback, Map, MODERN, Network, optimised, Plugins, Possibly, PvP, self-made, Spawn, Spigot, Syuu, Time

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	159
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Server Overview

Feature	Description
IP	Aren.lol (1.8)
Discord	https://discord.gg/d3aFxsTPyE
Inspiration	Heavily inspired by old FFA servers and the old syuu spawn
Development	Early alpha stage with one map, possible expansion into a network
Optimisation	Custom spigot core for server optimisation

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server in beta or alpha stage?	The server is currently in the early alpha stage
How many maps does the server have?	At the moment, the server only includes one map
Will the server expand into a network?	There are plans to possibly expand the server into a network in the future
What core does the server use for optimisation?	The server utilises a custom spigot core for optimal performance

Zesty Country Craft 1.21.3

1.21.3, Country, Craft, national pride, patriotism, Zest, zest for life, zest for living, zestful, zestful citizens, zestful community, zestful country, zestful culture, zestful lifestyle, zestful living, zestful nation, zestful people, zestful society, zestful traditions, zestfully, zestiness, Zesty

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2753
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate zesty adventure!

We have more sheep than you can count, and they all wear sunglasses for maximum coolness.

Our pigs have been trained in the art of breakdancing, so you can have epic dance battles with them.

The cows on our server produce chocolate milk, because why settle for regular milk when you can have chocolatey goodness?

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can ride our llamas into battle against the evil zombie hordes.

So come on down and join us for a zesty time like no other!

CryBabyCraft Minecraft Server

CryBabyCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4105
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	360	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your patience and decision-making skills? Look no further than our server, where we promise to give you the ultimate challenge just like dealing with a bossy and manipulative grandkid!

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to reason with a crying eight-year-old who only wants her cake in one piece. And don’t forget about the intense chess matches where you’ll have to come up with creative solutions to avoid a meltdown.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Just like dealing with a tantrum-throwing child, you’ll need nerves of steel and a sense of humor to survive the chaos. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to handle the ultimate Minecraft challenge!

TattooTroubleCraft

Argument, Author, avoidance, Body, Boyfriend, Communication, decision, disagreement, Expression, Individuality, judgment, justification, London, personal choice, Quote, relationship, self esteem, Self-expression, tattoo, TattooTroubleCraft

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1702
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
New Chunks Explored:	538341	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magic Items Found:	5452	Crops Grown:	4124

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama and judgment like this poor soul with the tattoo! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and most importantly, no judgment for your ink choices!

On our server, you can express yourself freely without fear of being shamed by your significant other. Build a world where your tattoos are celebrated, not criticized. Who cares if it’s a quote from a famous author or a random doodle – it’s all about self-expression here!

Join us and let your creativity run wild. And hey, if you need a break from the drama, just log on and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is having fun. No need to justify your decisions here – just build, explore, and enjoy the freedom of Minecraft!