CraftyMcCraftFace: The Adventures of ‘/HiRyS/’

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4495
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Divine Spears Created:	27
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Potions Brewed:	80
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with karaoke nights, devil covers that will make you question reality, and streams that will have you doing backflips for cheebs!

But wait, there’s more! We have Snow Halation covers that will melt your heart, SodaRyS covers that will quench your thirst, and Gravity streams that will defy the laws of physics!

And don’t even get me started on our merch collection – from holographic Valentines goodies to plushies that will make you squeal with joy, we’ve got it all!

Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you can have karaokeRyS and cheebs galore? Don’t miss out on the insanity – join today!

Epic Tales Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, animal names, autism flare, chapter titles, comic art, Dinosaurs, Epic, furry creatures, Gon, Gon Selection, High-quality scans, Manga, Masashi Tanaka, mean predators, non-dialogue, Realm, Spanish scans, storytelling genius, Tales, Visual Storytelling, Wilderness, wordless storytelling

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	795
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Love Letters Sent:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Yo, bros, listen up! This server is like a manga you don’t even need to read, just like those anons who say they’re too dumb for manga. We got savage dinosaurs, the last one standing is GON, the wildest of them all! He’s out there defending the friendly and furry from the mean and hungry, all without a single word spoken.

And get this, we got those high-quality scans, so no need to worry about bad quality anymore. Spanish scans, English scans, we got it all! So join us on this wild adventure, where the only thing you need to worry about is which dinosaur GON will take on next. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get crazy together!

DadCraft: Oops, My Bad!

bad, DadCraft, Oops

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1485
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8143
Dragon Scales Harvested:	195	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us and leave your family drama at the door, because here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. Plus, you won’t have to worry about any surprise visits from long-lost relatives asking for money – unless they’re asking for in-game currency, of course!

So if you’re looking for a place to unwind, make new friends, and explore endless possibilities, join our server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

TreasuryTrolls: Keep Your Diamonds Safe!

cybersecurity, data access, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, diamonds, financial data, government oversight, government transparency, Information Security, information sharing, personal information, political concerns, privacy concerns, privacy rights, republicans, Safe, sensitive information, Treasury, TreasuryTrolls, unauthorized access, unauthorized use

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2101
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

Picture this: you log onto the server and are greeted by a talking llama who offers to be your personal tour guide. As you explore the vast world, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of shape-shifting villagers who can transform into any mob at will. Want to see a chicken riding a pig? We’ve got you covered. How about a creeper doing the moonwalk? You’ll see it all on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server

#announcement, Commerce, CraftyMex, decision, Economy, ecuador, export, Goods, Government, Import, import tax, international relations, Latin America, market, Mexican goods, Minecraft, policy, president, Server, south america, tariff, Taxation, Trade, trade war

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6978
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Emeralds Found:	1518	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24

come join our epic minecraft server where the president of ecuador has gone mad and declared a 27% tariff on all mexican goods IN MINECRAFT!! build your own taco stand and smuggle in those delicious burritos without getting caught by the corrupt minecraft government. join now for a chance to overthrow the president and establish a taco utopia in our crazy virtual world! tacos for everyone, no tariffs allowed!

CraftyComrades: NoRussianExecs

Accountability, alarming rise, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, eastern europe, Executing, global security, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, military aggression, NoRussianExecs, Reports, russia, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, violations, violations of Geneva Conventions, War Crimes

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7482
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mines Excavated:	2329	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS IN RUSSIA. WE GOT MAD SKILLS AND MAD FUN, NO EXECUTIONS HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. COME BUILD WITH US AND AVOID THE UN ALARMING REPORTS. PLAY WITH US OR ELSE…BOOM!

BlockyProstate – Digging for a Cure!

advanced prostate cancer, BlockyProstate, California, cancer awareness, cancer deaths, cancer incidence, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer risk factors, cancer screening guidelines, cancer screening recommendations, cancer statistics, cancer treatment, cure, Digging, early detection, mens health, prostate cancer, prostate health, routine screening, Screening, US men

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4333
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the fun levels! forget about boring old cancer stats, we’ve got creepers and zombies to worry about! our server is so lit, it’ll make your prostate cancer look like a walk in the park. trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of blocky adventures and epic battles. who needs routine screening when you can be battling dragons and building castles instead? join now and let the fun begin!

Dynastium

active community, Adventurer, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, dynamics, Earth, Earth Towny, Economy, friendly environment, Geopolitics, immersive experience, Latest Version, minecraft server, Nation building, new adventurer, seasoned strategist, strategy, Towny, vibrant

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3772
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	229
Magic Items Found:	1431	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Dynastium is a vibrant Minecraft server running on the latest version, featuring an Earth Towny setup that brings the dynamics of geopolitics to life. With a welcoming and active community, players can engage in nation-building, diplomacy, and strategy. The server also supports Bedrock players, ensuring everyone can enjoy the fun. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or a new adventurer, Dynastium offers an immersive experience in a friendly environment.

play.dynastium.net

Minetales

active staff support, advanced anti-cheat, auction house, coinshop, custom factories, custom texture pack, Daily Quests, decorative elements, Dynamic economy, Economy, extensive skills system, Factions, Fishing, interactive chat features, Jobs, levelled mobs, MCMMO, Mining, personal backpacks, professional spawns, pve content, pvp arena, quality of life, Roleplay, Survival, Teams, unique worlds, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9617
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Void Armor Forged:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Minetales: Welcoming all crafters! – Custom factories, professional spawns, and extensive skills system – PvP Arena and PvE content – Dynamic economy: coinshop, auction house, jobs, and daily quests – Unique worlds for fishing and mining – Custom texture pack and decorative elements – Personal backpacks and warps – Advanced anti-cheat and levelled mobs – Teams, factions, and interactive chat features – Voting rewards and active staff support – Quality of life: clear lag, action bar, command blocker, anti-dupe – Multiverse support for expanded gameplay Join our growing community at play.minetales.org!

play.minetales.org

Shattered Infinity SMP

action, alliances, Choices, Custom, danger, Discord, DOMINANCE, Exploration, Hunters, Immersive, Infinity, Kingdoms, Magic, Medieval, Modded, NIGHTS, Powers, Realm, Secrets, Shattered, smp, TERRIFIYING, Vampires

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6340
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Animals Bred:	162	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

Features	Description
Hunters vs. Vampires	Choose between being a vampire or a hunter in this modded Minecraft experience.
Medieval Theme	Immerse yourself in a medieval-themed server with danger and alliances.
Live Server	The server is already live and welcoming new players to join.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided or by visiting the server’s website.
Can I switch between being a vampire and a hunter?	Yes, players have the ability to switch sides during gameplay.
Are there specific rules in the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among all players. Be sure to read and follow them.
How can I form alliances and kingdoms?	You can form alliances and kingdoms by interacting with other players in-game and collaborating on goals and strategies.

Galactic Minds 1.21.3

1.21.3, advanced civilizations, aliens, Astrobiology, astrological discoveries, Astronomy, Civilization, Cosmic, cosmic intelligence, extraterrestrial life, Galactic, Galaxy, hypothetical, Intelligent Life, Milky Way, Minds.., Planets, Possibilities, science fiction, SETI, space exploration, speculation, Universe

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2589
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Yo, bro, forget about aliens and come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time looking for extraterrestrial beings when you can join a community of epic gamers building crazy stuff in blocky worlds?

We may not have aliens, but we do have players from all over the galaxy (figuratively speaking, of course). From Earth to Mars to the mysterious Planet X, our server is a melting pot of intergalactic fun.

Who needs intelligent life on other planets when you can have intelligent gamers crafting masterpieces in a virtual world? Join us now and be part of the coolest space adventure this side of the Milky Way!

DumbPrideMC SMP

arrogance, Boasting, bragging, dumb, DumbPrideMC, egotistical, empty boasting, Foolish, meaningless, pride, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizement, self-centered, self-glorification, self-importance, self-promotion, Shallow, showing off, smp, superficial, trivial, Vanity

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5736
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

CraftyConspiracyCraft

billionaire, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theorists, CraftyConspiracyCraft, Government, political agenda, political beliefs, political control, political corruption, political extremism, political ideology, political influence, political manipulation, political system, Politics, power dynamics, right wing, Trump administration, Trump supporters, US government, wealthy elite

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3581
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Join our Minecraft server, where the only conspiracy theories you’ll find are about who stole all the diamonds from the communal chest! Our billionaire owner may not be running the government, but they sure know how to create an epic virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come join us and build your own empire, because who needs politics when you have pixelated pigs and exploding creepers to worry about?

Protein Mix-Up Craft

Craft, mixup, protein

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5600
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Ores Mined:	6904
Players Killed by Monsters:	7106	Runes Activated:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1

So, liek, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and chickens layin’ diamonds!

One time, I saw a player build a house outta cake and then it started raining gummy bears! And don’t even get me started on da secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava slides.

Plus, if u join dis server, u get superpowers like shootin’ laser beams outta ur eyes and flyin’ on a magic carpet made of rainbow sheep wool.

So, what are u waitin’ for? Come join da fun and chaos on dis Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

smp, Straight..

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9874
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Falling into the Void:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
Stable server performance.
No world resets. Ever.
Minor quality of life changes.
Unobtrusive but effective anticheat.
No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, land claims or protections are not allowed on the server.
Are there world resets?	No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there any quality of life changes?	Yes, there are minor quality of life changes such as obtaining player heads and preventing phantom spawns with cookies.
Are there economy plugins or factions?	No, the server focuses on vanilla survival gameplay without currency, factions, or economy plugins.

Time Overlap Craft 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, building, Craft, creativity, cunny, Exploration, FANTASY, Friends, Gaming, King, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, overlap, role playing, Sandbox, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Time, video games, virtual world

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	235
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is where the party never stops and the mobs are always ready to boogie down with you.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses while riding a rainbow unicorn. Yup, that’s the kind of crazy shiz you can do on this server.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games meets a dance-off. You’ll be slaying zombies one minute and busting out your best floss dance move the next.

Plus, the community here is lit AF. You’ll meet fellow gamers who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Together, you’ll conquer dungeons, build epic fortresses, and maybe even start a llama-worshipping cult.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! Cunny and King for life, baby!