CraftyMcCraftFace | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1718
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1591	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Join us for epic battles with giant cheese monsters, build your own flying llama castle, and ride rainbow unicorns into battle against evil villagers!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary IRyS, the Minecraft queen who can summon dragons with a single wink! She’ll guide you on epic quests to find the rarest diamonds and defeat the evil Ender Dragon with her powerful karaoke skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Brazilians and British players – they’re always up to no good. See you in the game, cheebs!

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1009
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2859
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9431
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6976
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Towns Built:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	61880	Void Armor Forged:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3671
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Buildings Constructed:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6245
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Void Gems Collected:	34	Divine Spears Created:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	28

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4202
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Star Shards Collected:	183	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4925
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	590
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Potions Brewed:	58
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8576
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Magic Items Found:	4699	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

atypical compliment, bizarre compliment, CreeperCompliments, curious compliment, eccentric compliment, exceptional compliment, extraordinary compliment, odd compliment, offbeat compliment, out of the ordinary compliment, peculiar compliment, quirky compliment, remarkable compliment, singular compliment, strange compliment, uncanny compliment, uncommon compliment, unexpected compliment, unique compliment, unusual compliment, weird compliment

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	827
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9785
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3887
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7801
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7643	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6570
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6371
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ores Mined:	8399	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).