Updated November 20, 2024
Players: |
98/500 |
Uptime: |
95% |
Rating: |
5.0 / 5 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: |
5 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: |
5 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: |
1 |
Ores Mined: |
3698 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: |
0 |
Cursed Lands Purified: |
9 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: |
1 |
Ether Blades Crafted: |
4 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: |
4 |
Astral Projections Made: |
2 |
Mines Excavated: |
3848 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: |
90 |
Teleportation Mishaps: |
5 |
Epic Weapons Forged: |
2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
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so, like, the tokyo government is, like, launching this dating app, right? but get this, it’s not just any dating app, it’s, like, gonna boost the birthrate! like, they’re gonna match people up so they can, like, make babies and stuff. can you imagine swiping right and then boom, you’re a parent? it’s gonna be wild, man. so if you wanna find love and, like, contribute to society at the same time, you gotta join this server. who knows, maybe you’ll find your soulmate and pop out a bunch of babies. it’s gonna be a real party, dude.