Updated November 19, 2024
Players: |
90/500 |
Uptime: |
97% |
Rating: |
4.1 / 5 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: |
0 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: |
5 |
Mythical Relics Collected: |
12 |
Dragons Tamed: |
4 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: |
29 |
Astral Mages Summoned: |
3 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: |
4 |
Eternal Flames Captured: |
5 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: |
1 |
Curse of Binding Applied: |
3 |
Volcanoes Explored: |
3 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: |
4 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: |
3 |
Emeralds Found: |
8674 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallowsβsoft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
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