CraftyMcCraftFace | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Join us for epic battles with giant cheese monsters, build your own flying llama castle, and ride rainbow unicorns into battle against evil villagers!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary IRyS, the Minecraft queen who can summon dragons with a single wink! She’ll guide you on epic quests to find the rarest diamonds and defeat the evil Ender Dragon with her powerful karaoke skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Brazilians and British players – they’re always up to no good. See you in the game, cheebs!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1912	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ChildhoodOffenseCraft

Adopted, aita, BADGES, Brownies, Caucasian, childhood memories, ChildhoodOffenseCraft, embers, favorite childhood things, happy memories, name change, native american, offensive, proper name, racial slur, Redskins, Sash, Team Building, Uniform, Washington Commanders

Are you tired of being called an asshole for using the proper name for your childhood group events? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We don’t care if you call it Brownies, Embers, or even Fluffy Unicorn Adventures – as long as you’re having fun, we’re cool with it.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, like the time a player built a giant brownie castle that was so delicious, it attracted a horde of hungry zombies. Or the epic battle between a group of players dressed as Brownies and a gang of evil Embers trying to steal their cookies.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild – just remember, no matter what you call it, we’re all here to have a good time. And hey, if you bring some actual brownies to share, we won’t say no!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Mines Excavated:	1894

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

NorthKoreaBusHeist

Asia, border crossing, controversy, cross country journey, current events, defector, Desperation, Escape, Hardship, immigration, international relations, Life, news headline, North Korea, NorthKoreaBusHeist, political asylum, refugee, return home, south korea, Trauma, Village bus

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where we got defectors stealing village buses to go back to North Korea cuz life in the South is just too tough, like what even is happening?! join us for some wild adventures and unexpected twists, u never know what’s gonna happen next on this server! plus, our community is lit and we always have a blast together, so come on and join the fun! who knows, maybe u’ll be the next one making headlines with ur crazy antics on our server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Spongebob No Square Pants

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Yo, listen up! This server is so lit, even Spongebob ain’t got square pants no more! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Join us if you want to ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and have a pet zombie named Bob who tells dad jokes. Trust me, you won’t find a crazier server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Cool Positronium Gas Chill

1 k, atoms, Chill, Cool, Cooling, gas, GROUNDBREAKING, innovation, journal Nature, laser technique, low, new, Paper, PHYSICS., Positronium, positronium atoms, research, researchers, Science, study, Technique, Temperatures, University of Tokyo

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can cool down atoms to 1 K like wut even is that?? come join our server and be a scientist in the virtual world, make potions and do experiments that will blow ur mind. who needs diamonds when u can have positronium atoms, amirite?? plus, our server has a secret lab where u can create ur own crazy inventions and maybe even discover a new element. join now and be the mad scientist u always wanted to be, no lab coat required!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Crops Grown:	3672	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Do whatever vanilla

Adventure, Anarchy, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Faction, FANTASY, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Secret Passages Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Craft Craze

Adventure, Alliance, Bedwars, challenge, Combat, Conquer, CraftCraze, Crafting, dynamic, Epic, EXCITEMENT, Heart, LifeSteal, Mining, player, PvP, Rivalry, Survival, Thrilling, THRIVING, Wilderness

Welcome to CraftCraze! Dive into a thrilling blend of Lifesteal PvP and classic survival! Forge alliances or challenge rivals in an unforgiving world where every heart counts. Steal health from your enemies in epic PvP battles, or master the wilderness as you build, mine, and thrive. With a dynamic survival experience and heart-pounding combat, CraftCraze offers endless excitement for every type of player. Do you have what it takes to survive and conquer? Join now and find out!

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Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Farms Harvested:	686	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Crops Grown:	5337

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Ideal Gaming Station Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Picture this: you log onto our server and find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your blocky buddies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a chicken who clucks ominously in the dead of night. Some say if you listen closely, you can hear it whispering the secrets of the universe in chicken language.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Ame doko… Minecraft SMP

ame, Ame doko, coping mechanisms, depression, Despair, doko, emotional pain, finding happiness, Healing Process, life purpose, Loneliness, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, reason to live, Sadness, seeking help, self worth, self-care, self-destructive behavior, smp, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you feel like you’re just going through the motions, mining and crafting with no real purpose? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save you from the depths of despair!

Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). We’ve got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers tell jokes instead of exploding. So if you’re feeling like you no longer have a reason to live, come join us and let Minecraft bring joy back into your life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	432	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Star Shards Collected:	101

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BlockPartyBroExcluded

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my brother’s reckless adventures? Look no further! Join our server where the only danger you’ll face is falling into a pit of lava (but don’t worry, we have plenty of water buckets to save you).

Our server is so diverse, even the zombies and skeletons are different colors! And just like in real life, the police (aka moderators) are always watching to make sure everyone plays by the rules.

Join now and experience the thrill of building giant pixelated statues, exploring vast virtual worlds, and maybe even getting scolded by your fellow players for being too reckless (just like my brother). Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Crops Grown:	2265

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

FamGoneWild Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever felt like your family was hiding something from you? Like maybe they were secretly part of a secret society of llama farmers or had a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks? Well, if you’ve ever had those suspicions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP!

Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane storylines that will make you question everything you thought you knew about your family. From mysterious disappearances of villagers to secret treasure hunts that lead to enchanted golden apples, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re ready to uncover the truth about your family and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter and chaos, then join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just discover that your family is actually a group of shape-shifting Endermen in disguise!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Blocktopia: Crafting Joy

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Imagine a world where pigs fly (literally, they have wings) and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. That’s the kind of craziness you can expect on our Minecraft server!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and watch as unicorns prance around in the background.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the villagers let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world and see for yourself why life is worth living on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftyPutin’sArmy133K

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more players than putin’s army!! we got 133,000 servicemen ready to battle it out in the ultimate minecraft showdown!! build your base, gather resources, and conquer your enemies in the most intense draft ever seen in russia!! who needs a military when you got our server?? join now and show putin who’s boss!!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Kull Games – ATM9 To The Sky

Adventure, civility, Claims, commands, Discord, discord invite, disrupt, Economy, Enchant, FTB, Griefing, heal, Lag, MONEY, OPERATIONs, Ranks, rules, seattle, Sky9, Skyblock, Spawn, Voting

Join the Adventure on KullGames – a Seattle based – ATM9 To The Sky Server!

All players have /enchant, /heal and access to lots of free stuff at spawn to help bypass early game. Earn money, ranks and access to extra commands through voting.

Feel free to join and come play some ATM9 SKY9 with all of us on the KullGames servers!

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/KQU8U46m44

Rules: Civility Required: Maintain respectfulness, or find another place to play. No Griefing: Respect others’ claims and play fair. Server Respect: Do not intentionally cause lag or disrupt server operations.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	130	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

1b1t.xyz

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1b1t

The anarchy server created for people who don’t want to follow any rules. be creative, create chaos and more. Join 1b1t NOW.

Our Discord: https://discord.gg/BwyK2VWwGW

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Banana Split [SMP] – Because Minecraft is just one big fruity adventure… with a side of sandwiches!

#addons, active members, Adventure, Armor stand arms, average age, banana, big, Cheating, dedicated members, Diamond Economy, Discord, Events, Fruity, Griefing, hermitcraft, Invisible item frames, Join, Minecraft, new players, Playerheads, rules, sandwiches, Server, Side, smp, SPLIT, Vanilla, Whitelisted

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.21.1 (Hermitcraft inspired)
Addons	Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames
Player Base	Dedicated with fun events
Economy	Diamond based
Rules	No griefing, no cheating, etc…

Contact plooop on discord to join or join through the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

FAQ

Question	Answer
How old is the server?	2 months old
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes
What is the average age range of players?	Lower 20s but has a wide range
How can I join the server?	Contact plooop on discord or join through the provided discord link

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Villages Defended:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.