CraftyMario’s Block Party

Mario, Technology, super smash bros, Gaming, retro gaming

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old survival mode? Well, look no further because 17481 Nintendo is here to save the day! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft player who stumbled upon 17481 Nintendo. Little did they know, this server was not like any other. As soon as they logged in, they were greeted by a talking sheep who offered them a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom. But beware, for the pickaxe was guarded by a pack of evil chickens who were armed with enchanted swords!

But that’s not all, folks! On 17481 Nintendo, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against an army of zombie villagers, and even participate in epic build battles where the winner gets a real-life golden apple (Disclaimer: golden apple may or may not be real).

So what are you waiting for? Join 17481 Nintendo today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Conflict, Terrorism, Mossad, Minecraft, State-sponsored

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

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New Server IP
TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, Typhoncraft, Conflict, SECURITY, Defense

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

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New Server IP
Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

alternative methods, smashing books, fantasy adventure, role playing, interactive storytelling

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

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New Server IP
Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

Minecraft, Lurking, Sleeping, daydream, BREAKING

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

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New Server IP
NoCutsNoButtsMC

contractions, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, self checkout, grocery store

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

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New Server IP

CraftyMario’s Block Party

Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

NoCutsNoButtsMC