CraftyMaduroWinsPutinGrins | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Gura’s Profit Quest 1.20

Affiliate, chloe, CONTENT, dramafags, Effort, encores, gura, Guras, Hololive TCG, Members Only, outfit merch, paychecks, Pop-up merch, profit, PROFITS, Promoted, Quest, Valentines, voice packs

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5882
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Zombie Dances:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion!

We may not have 2025 Valentine’s voice packs, but we do have pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds!

Forget about new outfit merch, on our server, you can dress up your character in a potato sack and call it fashion!

Who needs Valentine pop-up merch when you can build your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit and a water park at the same time?

Members-only encores? Nah, we have spontaneous dance parties with creepers and skeletons!

Don’t worry about paychecks, on our server, the currency is made of cookies and you can buy a mansion with just one bite!

So join us now and experience the madness that is our Minecraft server!

TravelingTrollDen

Accommodation, aita, apartment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, cousin, Decision making, Expectations, family, INDEPENDENCE, Job, last minute, living situation, long-term stay, looking for apartment, rent free, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Traveling, TravelingTrollDen

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6785
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the craziest living situations! Join us and experience the thrill of kicking out your freeloading cousin and her boyfriend who refuse to get a job or apartment. Will they survive in the wild world of Minecraft without your generosity? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! As you travel for your job, you’ll encounter epic quests and challenges that will test your survival skills. Can you navigate through treacherous terrain and fend off creepers while dealing with family drama back home? Join now and find out!

So why wait? Join our server and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who needs a rent-free living situation when you have the excitement of our server waiting for you? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

TeaAndCrumpets Minecraft SMP

BBC, Biscuits, British, Cozy, crumpets, culture, fireplace, football, garden, History, home, Kettle, Manners, Minecraft, Monarchy, raincoat, roast dinner, scones, smp, tea, TeaAndCrumpets, tradition, Umbrella

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	493
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Animals Bred:	104	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mines Excavated:	1422
Void Armor Forged:	29	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Oi mate, let me tell ya about this sick Minecraft SMP server I found, innit. It’s like a bloody treasure hunt, I swear on me mum’s life. You gotta dig through all these crazy biomes to find the rarest loot, like diamonds and emeralds and even enchanted golden apples. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can trade with villagers for OP gear. It’s like a black market, but for Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! The server owner is actually a wizard who can summon dragons and make it rain diamonds. I heard he once turned a griefer into a chicken and made him lay eggs for eternity. It’s mental, I tell ya.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, there’s a rumor going around that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows, waiting to challenge any player brave enough to face him. I heard he once pranked a whole village by replacing all their torches with TNT. Classic Herobrine, am I right?

So yeah, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and experience all the madness for yourself, hit me up for the server IP. Just make sure you bring your A-game and a sense of humor, ’cause things are gonna get wild. Cheers, mate!

Satan’sCraft: Hellbound Rebellion

Afterlife, Christianity, Devil, disobeying, divine justice, Eternal Damnation, FAITH, GOD, Hell, Hellbound, moral dilemmas, moral judgment., punishment, Rebellion, religious beliefs, religious hypocrisy, religious questioning, Satan, SatansCraft, Sin, Sinners, spiritual consequences, theology

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	730
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Dragon Eggs Found:	9147
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Farms Harvested:	767	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer life’s burning questions like “Why would Satan burn you in hell for disobeying the same god he disobeyed?” Join us and find out the hilarious truth behind this age-old mystery!

Our server is so lit, even Satan himself is jealous of our fire pits. We have epic quests that will have you questioning your sanity, like finding the lost diamond pickaxe of the legendary Steve or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot.

But don’t worry, we also have chill zones where you can relax and hang out with other players, like our enchanted forest filled with dancing cows or our underwater city where mermaids trade diamonds for fish.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just uncover the secret to why Satan is so salty about disobeying the big man upstairs. It’s a hell of a good time!

Pass String City

alphanumeric passwords, city, Cyber Security, Data Protection, internet safety, online security, pass, pass-strings, passphrases, password best practices, password complexity, password management, password policies, password protection, password requirements, password security, password strength, passwords, secure passwords, SECURITY, special symbols, String, strong passwords

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1353
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Void Gems Collected:	37
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Meteorites Collected:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build a house made entirely of cheese blocks and ride on giant flying pigs as your mode of transportation. we have a secret underground disco cave where all the mobs like to bust a move and show off their sick dance moves. also, every full moon, the creepers turn into friendly kittens that follow you around and give you gifts. oh, and did we mention that the diamonds in this server sparkle like glitter and make you invincible? so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even turning a chicken into a superhero with laser eyes.

Goon MC

Adventure, Anarchy, Boss, Community, Creative, Custom, Dungeon, Economy, Events, Explore, Factions, Loot, Minigames, Mob, PvP, Quest, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Village

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2236
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	9715	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Towns Built:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Farms Harvested:	481	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Do you want to go in Minecraft? Then play now on GooonMC!

Build a house quietly, or fight violently? It’s all possible!

161.97.164.89:6969

Wolfland

Auctions, Community, Cross-Play, custom enchantments, Custom Features, Discord, Economy, installments, Jobs, MINAS, Minecraft, Missions, multiplayer, Plots, Protections, PvP, Server, Sin PVP, Store, Survival, Teams, Wolfland

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	334
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Villages Defended:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Falling into the Void:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	30
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3

A new survival server with plots!

Has: – Custom enchantments – Installments – Protections – Jobs – Missions – Store – Teams – Minas PVP y Sin PVP – Auctions – And much more!

Visit our discord for greater information

play.wolfland.pro:25828

Eternal Realm of Shadows 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, body image, Bottom Bitch, degrading, EMBARRASSING, empowerment, ETERNAL, fear, healing, Insecurity, mental health, porn, Realm, self esteem, self love, self worth, sexual identity, Sexuality, shadows, shame, Support, Therapy, undignifying

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2525
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Potions Brewed:	48	Mines Excavated:	1415
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about being a bottom bitch! We have epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you feel like a top dog. Say goodbye to those embarrassing thoughts and hello to a world where you can be anything you want, except a bottom bitch. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CatCraftPartyPalooza

accommodations, Allergies, Boundaries, cat, CatCraftPartyPalooza, Communication, compromise, consideration, friend’s birthday, friendship, Guilt, Hosting, House, INCONVENIENCE, mutual friends, Party, pet owner, Planning, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Understanding

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9948
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Are you tired of boring birthday parties in small apartments? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can throw the wildest birthday parties in virtual houses without worrying about cat allergies ruining the fun!

Forget about driving for hours to leave your cat with your parents, on our server, your virtual cat can stay safely locked upstairs while you party downstairs with your friends. And don’t worry about cleaning up the next day, our virtual houses magically clean themselves!

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual party experience, where drama with friends is just a chat message away! Who needs real-life parties when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started!

SkillForgetCraft – “Because who needs skills when you have Minecraft?”

Adaptability, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive function, Decision making, forgetting skills, Learning process, letting go, Memory Loss, mental clarity, mental flexibility, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, Prioritizing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, skill development, skill retention, SkillForgetCraft, Skills

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9439
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Towns Built:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Are you tired of being good at everything? Well, on our Minecraft server, we make sure you forget one of your skills every time you log in! Imagine trying to build a house with no building skills or fighting off mobs with no combat skills – it’s chaos and we love it! Join us for a wild ride of forgetting skills and embracing the chaos in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs skills anyway when you have pure chaos and laughter? Join now and see which skill you’ll forget next!

Whispering Shadows 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anon, biblical, dark souls, existential dread, good story, Kino, kneel, making fun, Oda, one piece, Revealed, shadows, true story, whispering

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8302
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Yo, bro, forget all those haters who dissed One Piece! The creator revealed that it’s like some deep, dark, existential, biblical masterpiece – just like Dark Souls! Join our Minecraft server and experience the epicness of One Piece mixed with the craziness of Dark Souls. KNEEL before the awesomeness!

Creeper’s Delight 9000

acceptance, acceptance vs repression, closet case, coming out, CREEPERS, DELIGHT, denial, family, FANTASY, Guilt, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, Kids, LGBTQ, parents, regret, repression, self-hating, shame, teenager, Wife

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	405
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

🔥🔥🔥 Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about that wild and wacky energy, where anything goes and everything is turned up to 11! Join us for a totally bonkers time where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! 🔥🔥🔥

Come on and join the party, where the blocks are pixelated and the adventures are endless! Build, mine, craft, and explore with a community of gamers who are just as hyped up as you are! Let’s get this block party started and see where the madness takes us! 🎉🎮💥

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let’s get this party started! See you in the game, gamers! 🚀🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheBlockParty

CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1496
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Runes Activated:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9735
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6093
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	45
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magic Items Found:	1753
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4748
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	839	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	3