CraftyMaduroWinsLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DJ’s Adventure Realm 1.20.3

#youtube, 1.20.3, Adventure, catchy tune, dj, DJS, Foodplays, Link, Music, music discovery, music enthusiasts, music fans, music lovers, music recommendation, music video, never heard, new artist, Realm, song, Sorry., the avalanches, The Avalanches VEVO, The Wurzels, try this

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3474
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Meteorites Collected:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Farms Harvested:	317	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the DJ Foodplays of gaming, but with a twist of The Wurzels!

Picture this: you’re mining diamonds while listening to some sick beats, and suddenly you hear “Combine Harvester” playing in the background.

It’s like a party in your blocky world, and you won’t find that anywhere else!

Don’t miss out on the craziest gaming experience of your life, join now and get ready to have your mind blown!

Safe and Effective Minecraft SMP Clown Tesla

#Automotive, #sustainability, Clown, clowns, eco-friendly, Effective, electric car industry, electric cars, Electric Vehicle, electric vehicle adoption, electric vehicle market, electric vehicle technology, energy efficient, Environmental, ev, futuristic, innovation, Minecraft, Safe, smp, Technology, tesla, Transportation

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5026
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
New Chunks Explored:	355361	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Hey there, you pixelated peasants! Are you tired of driving around in your safe and efficient Teslas like a boring normie? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can ride around in diamond-encrusted minecarts pulled by pigs with jetpacks! That’s right, forget about electric vehicles, we’re all about the swaggy swine transportation here.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mighty Chicken Genie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers blowing up your creations, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

CreeperCutsForCancer

alcohol influence, cancer support, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, coping with illness, CreeperCutsForCancer, cultural expectations, emotional distress, emotional outburst, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, hair care, holiday drama, husband’s illness, lymphoma, marriage issues, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, Self-expression, social pressure

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2573
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Void Armor Forged:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and family feuds are a common occurrence! Join us for a wild ride filled with intense conversations, questionable decisions, and plenty of drinks to fuel the chaos.

Looking to escape your own family drama? Look no further! On our server, you can unleash your frustrations in a virtual world where insulting your in-laws and making questionable choices while intoxicated is not only accepted but encouraged.

Join now and let loose in a world where shaving your head is optional, but stirring up trouble is a must. Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner drama llama in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!

SecretSMP: DarkSideSecrets

BETRAYAL, Communication, concealment, confession, darkest secret, DarkSideSecrets, Deception, Guilt, Hidden Truth, Honesty, honesty in relationships, Infidelity, Intimacy, partner, personal boundaries, privacy, relationships, Secrets, SecretSMP, shame, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5885
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

LMAO, bruh you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP if you wanna spill all your juicy secrets like this one! We got a secret underground bunker where you can confess all your scandalous deeds while mining for diamonds. And get this, if you don’t spill your darkest secret within the first week, you gotta wear a chicken suit for the rest of the season! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride, it’s gonna be more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a village full of villagers. Join now or forever hold your peace, loser!

BlockyBabyBabes

advice, baby, BlockyBabyBabes, Bonding, Communication, family, first time parent, joy, learning curve, love, Milestones, new parent, newborn, parenting, patience, Preparation, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, sleepless nights, Support, Tips

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7182
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36
Astral Projections Made:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Are you ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your life? Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of parenting for the first time!

Forget about raising virtual animals, now you’ll have to deal with virtual children who never listen and constantly ask for more diamonds. But don’t worry, we have plenty of resources to help you navigate the challenges of virtual parenthood.

From changing virtual diapers to teaching your virtual kids how to mine for resources, this server will test your patience and creativity like never before. So grab your virtual baby bottle and join us for a hilarious and heartwarming journey into the world of virtual parenting. Trust us, it’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in international conflict, casualties in Russia-Ukraine war, casualties in war, casualties report, casualties update, Conflict, international relations, KimJongCraft, Military, military conflict, Minecraft, North Korea, north korea news, North Korean casualties, North Korean casualties report, russia ukraine war, seoul, Seoul statement, Server, South Korea statement, war casualties, war casualties update

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5052
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magic Items Found:	5448	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Gods Slained:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a north korean missile test! our battles are more intense than the russia-ukraine war, but with less casualties (hopefully).

we have crazy events like building a giant statue of kim jong-un or reenacting the battle of stalingrad with creepers.

our community is as tight-knit as a dictator’s grip on power, so you’ll never feel alone while mining for diamonds or fighting off zombie hordes.

so come join us and experience the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server! who needs real world politics when you can have virtual chaos instead?

TroopCraft: Russian Ship Wreck

BREAKS DOWN, emergency, malfunction, maritime incident, mechanical failure, Military, naval vessel, Navy, rescue, Russian, russian military, Russian navy, sea, sea rescue., Ship, ship breakdown, stranded, stranded ship, stranded troops, TroopCraft, Troops, wreck

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6331
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? A russian ship full of troops is cruisin’ along in the sea, and then BAM, it breaks down! But get this, instead of panickin’ and stuff, they decide to start a Minecraft server to pass the time while they wait for help. And guess what? You can join too!

Join this server for the chance to play Minecraft with actual russian troops, how crazy is that? They’ll teach you how to survive in the wild, build epic bases, and maybe even show you some top secret military tactics (shh, don’t tell anyone).

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Or will you end up lost at sea like the russian ship? Only one way to find out, join now!

Adventures of the Sea 1.20.2

1.20.2, action, Adventure, Adventures, Anime, anime merchandise, christmas gift, Christmas shopping, Collectibles, COSPLAY, devil fruit, Eiichiro Oda, favorite character, Grand Line, Manga, monkey d luffy, one piece, Pirate, sea, shonen jump, straw hat crew, Straw Hat Pirates, Treasure hunt

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2106
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Yo, bro, imagine giving your favorite Minecraft character the most lit Christmas present ever on this server! Like, they can get a virtual diamond-encrusted Santa hat or a reindeer rideable pet that farts rainbows!

Join this server if you wanna see your Minecraft character flexing with the coolest Christmas gear in the game. Trust me, your character will be the envy of all the other players, and you’ll be the ultimate gift-giver in the Minecraft world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and spread the Christmas cheer in the craziest way possible! Let’s make this holiday season in Minecraft unforgettable, fam!

House Breaker Minecraft SMP

boundary crossing, Breaker, breaks into house, calls employee’s newborn a deformed freak, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guest, House, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comments, leaves, Minecraft, rude intrusion, self-centered behavior, sings about himself, smp, Unannounced, unannounced entry, unannounced visit, unexpected arrival, unexpected visit, uninvited guest, uninvited intrusion, unwelcome entrance

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	542
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking into other players’ houses unannounced, insulting their newborn babies (in a totally joking way, of course), serenading everyone with songs about yourself, and then disappearing into the night like a mysterious ninja.

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to jump in and join the fun. Who needs boring old rules and structure when you can have a blast with us? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy crew and let the mayhem begin!

SibSassCraft

broken down home, cat urine, Chores, cleanliness, dirty house, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, filth, home improvements, home renovations, house renovations, household cleanliness, pet care, resentment towards family, resentment towards siblings, resnetment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SibSassCraft

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2000
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Are you tired of living in a house that smells like a petting zoo mixed with a frat house after a wild party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where cleanliness is next to godliness! Our server is so clean, you can eat off the pixelated floors.

We offer fully renovated virtual bathrooms with sparkling tiles, carpets that have never seen a speck of dirt, and kitchens that are so pristine, Gordon Ramsay would be jealous. Say goodbye to the days of stepping in mysterious liquids and hello to a world where cleanliness reigns supreme.

Join now and experience the joy of a spotless virtual home, where even the virtual cats and dogs are spayed and neutered. And don’t worry about biohazards or sticky floors, our virtual siblings actually do their chores and won’t mock you until you cry. It’s a whole new world of cleanliness and order, all in the comfort of your Minecraft server.

LifeCraft SMP: KeepMining!

AMBITION, determination, DRIVE, FAITH, goals, Hope, inner strength, KeepMining, LifeCraft, mental toughness, motivation, never give up, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, purpose, resilience, self improvement, smp, strength, support system

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1090
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Void Armor Forged:	30
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mines Excavated:	3346

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing up. That’s basically what this server is like.

First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the base is guarded by a squad of dancing llamas armed with enchanted swords. It’s like a party in there 24/7.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who will trade you enchanted golden apples for just a few seeds. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Yeah, you heard me right, a freaking dragon as a pet.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RuinedPotentialCraft

Blundered, Botched, bungled, dashed hopes, Disappointment, Failed, fumbled, letdown, messed up, missed opportunity, Potential, ruined, ruined chance, RuinedPotentialCraft, sabotaged, spoiled, squandered, underwhelming, unfulfilled promise, wasted potential, wrecked

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4867
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Remember that time you tried to make a cake but accidentally used salt instead of sugar? Yeah, that’s pretty much what happened to this Minecraft server. It had SO much potential to be the best server ever, but then someone spilled a potion of clumsiness all over it and now it’s just a hot mess. But hey, who doesn’t love a good train wreck, am I right?

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and confusion. We’ve got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and chickens wearing top hats. Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas? Yeah, it’s a thing.

So come on over and join the fun! Just watch out for the lava pits disguised as hot tubs and the zombie villagers trying to sell you questionable potions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

MysticalCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, arson, Blaze, Claims, Damage, Destruction, emergency, engulfed, Fire, flames, Incident, investigation, investigation underway, Minecraft, Mysterious, MysticalCraft, response, Russian Shahed, Server, smoke, suspicious, Ukrainian Intelligence, warehouse

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7043
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Yo, so like, have you heard about this crazy server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got this Russian Shahed warehouse that’s on fire, but like, it’s all mysterious and stuff. Ukrainian intelligence is all like, “Whoa, what’s going on here?” But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server. Join us and uncover the truth behind the blazing warehouse. Plus, there’s like, hidden treasure and secret passages to explore. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what all the hype is about!

CraftyCreeperClan

Afghan women, Afghanistan, CraftyCreeperClan, discrimination, gender inequality, gender segregation, Globalnews.ca, hearing each other, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Misogyny, national, oppressive law, oppressive regime, patriarchal society, Taliban, Taliban bans, Taliban rule, women’s freedom, women’s voices silenced, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	257
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Crops Grown:	7991
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mines Excavated:	1641

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE CRAZY TALIBAN BANS! WE PROMISE NO ONE WILL BAN YOU FROM HEARING EACH OTHER, UNLESS YOU’RE YELLING TOO LOUD IN THE CHAT! EXPLORE OUR WACKY WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT LLAMAS AND FLOATING PIGS! BUILD A HOUSE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND WATCH IT TURN INTO A GIANT RAINBOW! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE TALIBAN TRIES TO BAN US TOO! #MinecraftFreedom #NoTalibanAllowed

PlongieCraft

Biomes, Chat, Dimensions, Dogs, Dungeons, Economy, Kingdoms, Magic, Minecraft, Modpack, Pirates, PlongieCraft, RPG, Server, smp, Technic, Trading, Trailer, Villages, warrior, weapons, wizard

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3960
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	4987	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Chimeras Created:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Server Information
Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	Join Discord

Trailer
View Trailer

About PlongieCraft
PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can engage in epic adventures, build kingdoms, sail ships, and explore new biomes.

Features
– Choose from different classes and skills	– Trade in a growing economy	– Explore new structures and dungeons	– Sail ships with cannons for PvP	– Hire recruits to build an army	– Find magical loot and special weapons

Modpack
– Includes mods like The Aether, Blueskies, Better End, Aquamirae, Deep Darker, and more	– Features Dragon mounts, Iron spellbooks, and a new level system	– Not pay to win

Additional Features
– Screenshots available here and here	– Quests, guilds, and new dimensions in development	– LoTR and Skyrim music pack coming soon	– Proximity chat available	– Server backups to prevent griefing

Join the Adventure
We welcome all players to join our growing community on PlongieCraft. Come experience the fantasy RPG world and enjoy the adventures with us!

FAQ
Q: How can I join the server?	A: You can join by connecting to the server IP: plongie.com
Q: Are there different classes to choose from?	A: Yes, players can choose from different classes and skills to specialize in.
Q: Is the server pay to win?	A: No, the server is not pay to win.
Q: Are there server backups to prevent griefing?	A: Yes, the server regularly backs up to prevent griefing incidents.
Q: Can I sail ships in the game?	A: Yes, players can sail ships with cannons for PvP battles.

Players:	102/800	Votes:	2401
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Dragons Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1