CraftyMaduroCrackdown | New Minecraft Servers 2024

SMP LoveQuest: NoBadTraits

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Do you want to join a wacky and wild community where the only rule is to have fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you’re sick of partners who hoard all the diamonds for themselves or who constantly steal your crops. On our server, we have a strict ban on players who exhibit these “bad” traits. We believe in sharing the wealth and working together to create a thriving virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest love stories you’ll ever hear. From players who met while fighting off hordes of zombies to couples who built entire kingdoms together, you never know what romantic adventures await you on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing more abundant than diamonds is laughter, come join us today! Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in crime (or mining) along the way.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024

2024.., Challenges, climate change, Communication, Corruption, CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024, discrimination, education, environmental degradation, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, innovation, justice system, Political unrest, POVERTY, progress, resilience, societal issues, Technology

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! Join us for the most insane and outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to step foot in our world.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Animals Bred:	152
Star Shards Collected:	230	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftyGrannies: 100+ and Still Mining!

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LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL LIVE TO BE 100 LIKE THESE JAPANESE LEGENDS. WE GOT MAGIC MINECRAFT WATER THAT MAKES YOU AGE BACKWARDS. YOU’LL BE BUILDING BLOCKS LIKE A TEENAGER AGAIN. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET JAPANESE TEA PARTY EVERY SUNDAY WHERE YOU CAN CHILL WITH THESE CENTENARIAN QUEENS. COME ON, WHO DOESN’T WANNA BE A MINECRAFT GRANNY WITH MAD BUILDING SKILLS? JOIN NOW AND LIVE FOREVER, BABY!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Items Found:	6896

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Ventilator Vibes

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have scientists comparing different kinds of injury like in a crazy science experiment! we got ventilator-on-a-chip models and researchers finding out that shear stress from collapsing and reopening air sacs is the most injurious type of damage! it’s like a wild science fair but in minecraft! come see the madness and join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand! who knew science could be so lit in minecraft?!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

ArtisNetwork

Survival

Welcome to the ArtisNetwork. This server is made for the people cracked/premium , java/pe to play together and spend a quality time with your friends. This Server Is Made For Survival Server Lovers. Crazy Futures and so all. We hope you will really enjoy !. Join now and become a part of this Comunity.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

macaroni-land

Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Faction, Factions, Frog, great day, large biomes, Mini Games, Player-owned, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Rtp, rules, Shop, Spawn, Structures, Survival, thank you, TOWN, Tpa, Warp, Waystones, world gen

greetings and welcome to our server page, macaroni-land is survival-factionsque server we’re not sure what to call it but HEY here we are, now we got fairly simple stuff like large biomes, a low theme basically wanna make a town go nuts wanna make a faction and pillage the lands that’s great legit do what you do, just don’t break the like 4-5 rules we have which are legit just to help with the clowns you know no spamming no script clients stuff like that, currently we don’t have much up but we do have a very small shop at spawn so that’s cool now planned mini-games think spleef, some pvp gamemode’s stuff like that among other little trinkets, now currently we have the following = a simple shop at spawn + some player owned ones = RTP + TPA = large biomes world gen like they be big = a spawn warp along with tpa and waystones for fast travel = the frog(cool) = custom enchants and structures so yes if you would like to give us a shot we say thank you

thanks for reading and we hope to see you on thank you and have a great day.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

⚡ KAIF MINE 😈 OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN ⚡ Minecraft server

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The owner of the server «KAIF MINE OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ores Mined:	2575	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Udderly Newborn Calf Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, baby animals, baby bonding, Bonding, Calf, caretaking, Feeding, infant care, infant feeding, lactation, mammal, maternal bond, maternal instinct, maternal love, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, newborn calf, newborn care, nursing, Nurturing, Server, suckling, Udderly, udders

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and experience the thrill of nursing on udders like a newborn calf! That’s right, we’ve got cows galore just waiting for you to suckle on their milk-filled teats. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cow cult that worships the sacred bovine goddess Moo-la. Will you join their ranks and ascend to dairy divinity? Only on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to udderly ridiculous greatness!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Poojeet Influx Minecraft SMP

Canada, CHANGE, college, Diversity, Economy, employment, Flood, Future, immigration, Indians, influx, international students, Jobs, Migration, Mind, Minecraft, policy, Poojeet, poojeets, skilled labor, smp, trump, University, Workforce

Are you tired of being surrounded by poojeets in Canada? Looking for a fresh start where you won’t be flooded with thousands of Indians looking for jobs? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the impending poojeet invasion. Build your dream base, explore new lands, and avoid the dreaded poojeet takeover. Don’t let Trump’s decisions dictate your Minecraft experience – join us now and game in peace!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	111
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

OkayWomanRescue Minecraft Server

apartment complex, Argument, BYSTANDER, Community, concern, Cultural differences, domestic violence, ethical dilemma, gender dynamics, intervention, Minecraft, moral responsibility, Moving, new environment, OkayWomanRescue, public confrontation, Race, racial tension, Safety, Server, Social Interaction, social norms, WOMAN

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value heroic acts like checking in on your fellow players! Join us for epic adventures and heart-pounding moments, just like the time our player bravely intervened in a parking lot dispute between two NPCs.

Imagine the thrill of standing up to a virtual bully and being called a Karen for your efforts. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be hailed as a hero for your courage in the face of adversity.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might just save the day and become a legend in our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the games begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1758	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	392	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

LunchRoomGrief

back to back meetings, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Deadlines, Home office, living arrangements, lunch break, LunchRoomGrief, office space, open plan, relationship, Respect, shared space, spare rooms, Understanding, work from home, work-life balance, working remotely

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space! Just like the player in this story, you deserve to enjoy your lunch break in peace without being banished to your office.

Join our server and build your own virtual living room where you can relax, eat your lunch, and watch virtual TV without any interruptions. No need to worry about back-to-back meetings or sharing space with anyone else – it’s all yours to enjoy!

Don’t let anyone kick you out of your own living room, even if it’s just a virtual one. Join our server now and claim your space for some well-deserved relaxation and fun! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life struggles?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

LifeDecisions_MC_SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and make the decision that will change the course of your blocky life forever! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild creeper appears and blows up your entire house. But fear not, because on our server, we have a secret society of ninja villagers who will rebuild your house in record time using only their bare hands and a few sticks of dynamite. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary enchanted golden carrot hidden deep within the mines, you’ll gain the power to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the most epic adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	677733	Mines Excavated:	2850
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftyGamerz – Building, mining, and exploring in the virtual world!

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Are you tired of boring old video games that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Piggy Olympics, where pigs compete in events like synchronized swimming and piggyback racing. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BoomTalkCraft

BoomTalkCraft, communication devices, crisis management., emergency response, Exploding walkie-talkies, explosive devices, explosive devices in conflict zones, explosive incidents, Hezbollah militants, Hezbollah pager attack, Hezbollah terrorism, Lebanon crisis, Lebanon news, Middle East conflict, military technology, rock Lebanon, security threats, technology in warfare, terrorism in Lebanon, terrorist attacks, walkie-talkie explosion

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU LIKE EXPLODING WALKIE-TALKIES? WELL, BOY DO WE HAVE A SERVER FOR YOU! JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS OF LEBANON AFTER A WILD HEZBOLLAH PAGER ATTACK.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE SECRET UNDERGROUND BASES FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU RICHER THAN A LEPRECHAUN ON STEROIDS.

ALSO, DID WE MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY CREEPY CLOWNS AND ZOMBIE LLAMAS? YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THAT WILL LEAVE YOU SCREAMING FOR MORE.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET THE MADNESS BEGIN!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Astral Projections Made:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Crafty Hair Clinic: Metformin Madness

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, fam! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how this server is like a magical potion for your hair, just like low-dose metformin for Central Centrifugal Cicatricial Alopecia!

So, picture this: you spawn into the server and suddenly your hair starts growing back thicker and more luscious than ever before. People will be like, “Dang, what shampoo you using?” And you’ll be like, “Nah, man, it’s all thanks to this Minecraft server!”

But that’s not all, folks! This server has a secret power to reverse any bad vibes and negativity in your life. It’s like a virtual therapy session, but way more fun! You’ll be laughing and having a blast with your new virtual friends, all thanks to the magical properties of this server.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and watch your hair grow back, your spirits lift, and your Minecraft skills level up like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Peace out, homies!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ores Mined:	6007
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	5