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Veganism Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living in a world where meat-eaters reign supreme? Are you a vegan looking for a place to thrive without being judged for your dietary choices? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for all you plant-based warriors!

Join our server and experience a land where cows roam free, pigs are your friends, and chickens are your allies in the fight against the evil meat-eating overlords. Build a vegan utopia where tofu reigns supreme and kale is the currency of choice.

But beware, not everyone on the server is as enlightened as you. There are meat-eaters lurking in the shadows, waiting to sabotage your vegan paradise. Will you be able to defend your tofu towers and quinoa farms from their carnivorous attacks?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and show the world that veganism isn’t just a diet, it’s a way of life. Plus, we have a secret underground carrot club that meets every full moon. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9492	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftyRacism Minecraft Server

Asia, College party, CraftyRacism, Crush, cultural appropriation, cultural insensitivity, East Asian, exposing racism, frat party, Fraternity, geisha, microaggressions, Minecraft, party invitation, party outfit, party planning, party theme, racism, racism in college, racist party, Server, social justice, white privilege

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

Imagine a world where every block is made of chocolate, where pigs can fly, and where diamonds rain from the sky. That’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server. And the best part? You get to play as a geisha serving drinks in the Asia room, just like in that finance class story! But don’t worry, you won’t be alone – our frat bros will be there too, dressed as “actors” in other rooms. Who knows what crazy antics they’ll get up to!

So come on down and join us for a party like no other. Who needs boring old frat parties when you can have a Minecraft party with dragons, sushi, and “typical Chinese stuff”? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, you might just find your crush waiting for you in the Asia room, ready to declare his love and ask you to be the best geisha ever. It’s a love story for the ages, set in a Minecraft world full of surprises and laughter. Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	372
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ExGFTeleported3hrsAwayLOL

aita, apartment, Breakup, CAR, dick move, distraught, DRIVE, DURATION, ex girlfriend, ExGFTeleported3hrsAwayLOL, family, Fight, Friends, get together, LEAVING, Major, Mixed responses, OBLIGATION, Petty, Save, Uber

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this wild breakup story! Join us for a chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where breaking up in a car on the way to a BBQ is just the beginning of the madness.

Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of driving away from your ex-girlfriend at lightning speed – Build your dream house and fill it with all the memories you want to forget – Make friends who will support your decision to leave a party early, no matter the distance – Explore a world where breaking up in a car is just the tip of the iceberg

So come on, join us and let’s create some outrageous stories together on our Minecraft server! Just remember, there’s no obligation to stay, especially if it’s your car. 😉

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ores Mined:	5209

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Surely Xbox Follows Minecraft Server

console gaming, Controllers, gamer dads, gamer lifestyle, Gaming, gaming accessories, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming humor., gaming industry, gaming technology, gaming trends, humor, Marvel, Minecraft, Server, surely, video games, Xbox, Xbox controllers, xbox exclusives, Xbox Series S, Xbox Series X

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as wacky as a pack of llamas on roller skates.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their wisdom and maybe even teach you how to speak dolphin (Disclaimer: results may vary).

So why waste your time with boring old Xbox when you could be hanging out with our dolphin overlords and laughing your way through the best Minecraft server in the universe? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Why Did They Do It Minecraft SMP

alibi, crime, Criminal Psychology, Evidence, interrogation, investigation, Minecraft, Motive, motive analysis, motive assessment, motive deduction, motive examination, motive exploration, motive inquiry, motive reasoning, motive research, motive speculation, motive study, Mystery, smp, suspects

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging exploding chickens, navigating through a maze of lava-filled tunnels, and battling it out with a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the server.

Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a challenge, whether it’s trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of slime blocks or organizing a massive sheep parade through the village. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants its owner unlimited power (or just a really fancy snack).

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties, and the villagers have a tendency to trade emeralds for ridiculous items like enchanted rubber chickens or flying pigs.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and embark on a wild adventure unlike any other, join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the unexpected at every turn. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the server’s wacky kingdom or end up getting pranked by a mischievous group of creepers in top hats. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mines Excavated:	2869
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

YeehawCraft Minecraft Server

bridezilla, casual attire, Country Life, Cousins wedding, Cowboy boots, cowboy boots controversy, dress code, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family event, family expectations, fashion choice., formal wear, Minecraft, rehearsal dinner, Server, wedding attire, wedding attire debate, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, YeehawCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where the bride is a bridezilla, the groomsmen wear clearance shoes, and the dress code for the rehearsal dinner is jeans and a nice top. But wait, there’s more! Show up in cowboy boots and watch the chaos unfold as the cousin and his fiancée judge your footwear choices. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now for a wild ride of wings, drinks, and questionable fashion decisions!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3702
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SchizoSisCarLivingAITA

car living, caregiving, Communication Issues, Emotional Abuse, family conflict, family dynamics, homelessness, INDEPENDENCE, living arrangements, medication adherence, medication management, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, personal boundaries, pill organizer, schizophrenia, schizophrenia symptoms, SchizoSisCarLivingAITA, self-care, sibling relationships

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a wild adventure? Join us and experience the chaos of living with your older sister who has schizophrenia!

Imagine the thrill of constantly reminding your sister to take her medication, only to have her yell at you and tell you to leave her alone. But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as she accuses you of talking behind her back with your mom about her mental illness, all while threatening to live in her car.

But don’t worry, we provide a pill organizer for all players to keep their meds in check and ensure a clean gaming environment. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of living with a mentally unstable sibling!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	351
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Potions Brewed:	57	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

NeighborlyMischief Minecraft SMP

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Oh boy, let me tell you about the wild antics happening on this Minecraft SMP! Our neighbors are always up to some crazy shenanigans. One time, I saw them building a giant roller coaster that launched players into a pool of lava – talk about a thrilling ride! And don’t even get me started on the time they tried to domesticate creepers as pets… let’s just say it didn’t end well for anyone involved. If you want to witness the most bizarre and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, you’ve got to join this server. Who knows what kind of madness will happen next!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	420
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	24
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	42

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BeliefCraft: Santa in the Nether!

BeliefCraft, childhood beliefs, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood naivety, childhood wonder, funny beliefs, funny memories, growing up, hindsight, hindsight humor, learning experiences, looking back, mistaken beliefs, naive beliefs, Nether, ridiculous beliefs, santa, silly beliefs

Remember when you used to believe that if you dug straight down in Minecraft, you would end up in China? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! We have a secret portal at bedrock level that transports you to a hidden Chinese village where pandas ride around on minecarts and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event every full moon where all the mobs break out into a synchronized dance routine to Michael Jackson’s “Thriller.” It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of golden apples. Just be careful of the guardian chicken that protects it – he’s a tough clucker to crack.

So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures in Minecraft you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality when you have a world like this to escape to?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SinaloaCartelCraft Minecraft Server

Bloodshed, border security, cartel violence, Corruption, crime, criminal organizations, cross-border issues, drug cartels, drug trafficking, drug war, international relations, law enforcement, Mexican government, Mexican president, Minecraft, North American relations, political blame, security challenges, Server, Sinaloa, SinaloaCartelCraft, Surge, US

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where even the mexican president is blaming the US for cartel violence! on our server, you can build your own drug empire without any consequences! start your own cartel, smuggle goods across borders, and become the most feared player in the game! who needs politics when you can rule your own virtual world with an iron fist? join now and show the world who’s really in charge!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftyCzarMurderMystery

arrest, arrested, Conspiracy, Corruption, CraftyCzarMurderMystery, crime, high-profile, husband, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder charge, office shootout, oligarch, power, richest woman, russia, scandal, SUSPECT, violence, wealth

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than russia’s richest woman’s husband! our players are always getting into crazy shootouts in the office, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! with more twists and turns than a soap opera, you’ll never be bored on our server. plus, who wouldn’t want to play with a bunch of players who are as rich as russian oligarchs? join now for the most chaotic and thrilling minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Crops Grown:	9674	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Socially Awkward Mosquitoes

anxiety, avoidance, awkward, Behavior, Biting, bugs, fear, humor, hypothetical situation, insects, mosquitoes, Mosquitos, outdoor activities, Pest Control, Phobia, Psychology, public places, social anxiety, Social Interaction, socially, Summertime

So, like, imagine if mosquitos were all shy and stuff, like they were too scared to come out and bite people. That’s basically what it’s like on our server – except instead of mosquitos, we have players who are too scared to come out and play! But don’t worry, we have therapists on hand to help them overcome their social anxiety and join in on the fun!

Join our server for the chance to befriend a shy player and help them come out of their shell. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server – you definitely want to be a part of that drama!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a land filled with talking chickens who give out quests and rewards. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that wacky adventure?

So come on over to our server and be a part of the madness – just watch out for those shy mosquitos, they might just surprise you!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Pixel Scent Trail

PIXEL, scent, Trail

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join The Olfactory Trail of Neurodegenerative Diseases! why, u ask? well let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and their brain EXPLODED from all the fun they were having. true story bro. also, did i mention that our server has flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts? yea, u heard me right. so come join us and experience the insanity for yourself! #bestserverever #rainbowlasersbutt

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

VanguardMC Minecraft Server

Clans, Donations, Economy, Events, minecraft server, Private, Russian, SUPER KIT SETS, Survival, UNIQUE TRADING, vanguardMC

VanguardMC | SURVIVAL | ECONOMY | UNIQUE TRADING | SUPER KIT SETS

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Love Letters Sent:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Void Gems Collected:	22

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Endless Victory Minecraft Server

asset recovery, COMEBACK, convincing opponents, Endless, game changer, Minecraft, never giving up, nullifying losses, outlasting enemies, overcoming adversity, perseverance, resilience, resilience in adversity, Server, strategy, success, triumph, turning the tide, ultimate victory, Unbeatable, Victory, winning

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft and constantly getting defeated by other players? Well, look no further because on our server, you will never truly be defeated! Even when you mess up, we’ll make sure you come out on top, recover all your lost items, and even convince your enemies to join your side! Our players have been through the craziest of crises and still come out victorious. Join us and become a Minecraft legend in no time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
New Chunks Explored:	202137	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7