CraftyMaduro – 1,200 Arrests, 1,000 More! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyAxis Minecraft Server

CraftyAxis, economic forecast, economic sanctions, economic warning., evil axis, financial institutions, financial markets, Geopolitics, global economy, international relations, iran, JP Morgan CEO, market volatility, Minecraft, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, political instability, risk assessment, russia, sanctions, security threats, Server, world affairs

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight an evil axis of JP Morgan CEOs who are trying to take over the world with their economic power!!! we need brave warriors to stop them and save the world from financial doom!!! build your own fortress, team up with other players, and defeat the evil bankers in epic battles!!! plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows because why not??? join now and be a hero in this crazy world of minecraft madness!!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

WarCraftWeapons

arms trade, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, military aid, military intervention, military support, nato, peace negotiations, peace talks, SECURITY, Stoltenberg, Ukraine, War, WarCraftWeapons, weapons

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that we got more weapons than Ukraine, like for real. Stoltenberg himself said that delivering more weapons will help end the war sooner, so imagine how epic our battles are gonna be. join now and be part of the ultimate showdown, where the only way to win is by crafting the craziest weapons and dominating the battlefield. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Animals Bred:	190	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Levian Nexus: Where Minecraft becomes a real ATM for building architects in North America!

Adventure, America, Architects, Atm, ATM10, BM Revelations ii, building, Chat, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, Discord, Explore, ftb revelation, ftb stoneblock 3, Fun, Gaming, Levian, Levian Nexus, Minecraft, Modded, multiplayer, Nexus, north, North America, ONLINE, Project Architect 2, real, Server, smp

Minecraft Server Overview:

We have 5 servers running on the system right now. FTB Revelation is the oldest with the others about 2 months old. The servers share in-game chat with each other and our Discord server, so there’s always someone to talk to even if you’re only interested in a quiet pack like Stoneblock 3. Come in, check things out, say hi. We’re here to play.

Modpacks	Pack version	IP to join
Project Architect 2	v4.2	pa2.levian.nexus
ATM 10	v0.53	atm10.levian.nexus
FTB Stoneblock 3	v1.10.0	stoneblock.levian.nexus
FTB Revelation	v3.6.0	revelation.levian.nexus
BM Revelations ii	v1.2.1	bmrev.levian.nexus

The servers are public, but I do want to encourage you to join our Discord server to keep up to date with happenings. Discord Server

FAQs

Q: How do I join the servers?

A: You can join the servers using the IP addresses provided in the table above.

Q: Are the servers public or private?

A: The servers are public and open to anyone who wants to join.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

The Shiori Novella – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on top of creepers, or team up with your friends to take on the Ender Dragon while riding on the back of a giant chicken. Our server is so wild, even the villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties.

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure chests hidden throughout the map filled with enchanted gear and rare items. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can shoot lasers out of their eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most outrageous adventures of your Minecraft life! Just remember, everything you do on our server is three times more epic than on any other server – so get ready to have a blast!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Veganism Minecraft SMP

animal rights, cruelty free, environmentalism, ethical eating, Minecraft, plant based diet, smp, vegan activism, vegan community, vegan culture, vegan food, vegan health, vegan lifestyle, vegan movement, vegan recipes, veganism, veganism beliefs, veganism benefits, veganism challenges, veganism impact, veganism philosophy, veganism trends

Are you tired of living in a world where meat-eaters reign supreme? Are you a vegan looking for a place to thrive without being judged for your dietary choices? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for all you plant-based warriors!

Join our server and experience a land where cows roam free, pigs are your friends, and chickens are your allies in the fight against the evil meat-eating overlords. Build a vegan utopia where tofu reigns supreme and kale is the currency of choice.

But beware, not everyone on the server is as enlightened as you. There are meat-eaters lurking in the shadows, waiting to sabotage your vegan paradise. Will you be able to defend your tofu towers and quinoa farms from their carnivorous attacks?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and show the world that veganism isn’t just a diet, it’s a way of life. Plus, we have a secret underground carrot club that meets every full moon. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Farms Harvested:	732
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftyRacism Minecraft Server

Asia, College party, CraftyRacism, Crush, cultural appropriation, cultural insensitivity, East Asian, exposing racism, frat party, Fraternity, geisha, microaggressions, Minecraft, party invitation, party outfit, party planning, party theme, racism, racism in college, racist party, Server, social justice, white privilege

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

Imagine a world where every block is made of chocolate, where pigs can fly, and where diamonds rain from the sky. That’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server. And the best part? You get to play as a geisha serving drinks in the Asia room, just like in that finance class story! But don’t worry, you won’t be alone – our frat bros will be there too, dressed as “actors” in other rooms. Who knows what crazy antics they’ll get up to!

So come on down and join us for a party like no other. Who needs boring old frat parties when you can have a Minecraft party with dragons, sushi, and “typical Chinese stuff”? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, you might just find your crush waiting for you in the Asia room, ready to declare his love and ask you to be the best geisha ever. It’s a love story for the ages, set in a Minecraft world full of surprises and laughter. Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Potions Brewed:	168	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ExGFTeleported3hrsAwayLOL

aita, apartment, Breakup, CAR, dick move, distraught, DRIVE, DURATION, ex girlfriend, ExGFTeleported3hrsAwayLOL, family, Fight, Friends, get together, LEAVING, Major, Mixed responses, OBLIGATION, Petty, Save, Uber

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this wild breakup story! Join us for a chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where breaking up in a car on the way to a BBQ is just the beginning of the madness.

Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of driving away from your ex-girlfriend at lightning speed – Build your dream house and fill it with all the memories you want to forget – Make friends who will support your decision to leave a party early, no matter the distance – Explore a world where breaking up in a car is just the tip of the iceberg

So come on, join us and let’s create some outrageous stories together on our Minecraft server! Just remember, there’s no obligation to stay, especially if it’s your car. 😉

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Love Letters Sent:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Towns Built:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Surely Xbox Follows Minecraft Server

console gaming, Controllers, gamer dads, gamer lifestyle, Gaming, gaming accessories, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming humor., gaming industry, gaming technology, gaming trends, humor, Marvel, Minecraft, Server, surely, video games, Xbox, Xbox controllers, xbox exclusives, Xbox Series S, Xbox Series X

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as wacky as a pack of llamas on roller skates.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their wisdom and maybe even teach you how to speak dolphin (Disclaimer: results may vary).

So why waste your time with boring old Xbox when you could be hanging out with our dolphin overlords and laughing your way through the best Minecraft server in the universe? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3228
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	439

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Why Did They Do It Minecraft SMP

alibi, crime, Criminal Psychology, Evidence, interrogation, investigation, Minecraft, Motive, motive analysis, motive assessment, motive deduction, motive examination, motive exploration, motive inquiry, motive reasoning, motive research, motive speculation, motive study, Mystery, smp, suspects

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging exploding chickens, navigating through a maze of lava-filled tunnels, and battling it out with a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the server.

Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a challenge, whether it’s trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of slime blocks or organizing a massive sheep parade through the village. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants its owner unlimited power (or just a really fancy snack).

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties, and the villagers have a tendency to trade emeralds for ridiculous items like enchanted rubber chickens or flying pigs.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and embark on a wild adventure unlike any other, join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the unexpected at every turn. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the server’s wacky kingdom or end up getting pranked by a mischievous group of creepers in top hats. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

YeehawCraft Minecraft Server

bridezilla, casual attire, Country Life, Cousins wedding, Cowboy boots, cowboy boots controversy, dress code, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family event, family expectations, fashion choice., formal wear, Minecraft, rehearsal dinner, Server, wedding attire, wedding attire debate, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, YeehawCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where the bride is a bridezilla, the groomsmen wear clearance shoes, and the dress code for the rehearsal dinner is jeans and a nice top. But wait, there’s more! Show up in cowboy boots and watch the chaos unfold as the cousin and his fiancée judge your footwear choices. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now for a wild ride of wings, drinks, and questionable fashion decisions!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SchizoSisCarLivingAITA

car living, caregiving, Communication Issues, Emotional Abuse, family conflict, family dynamics, homelessness, INDEPENDENCE, living arrangements, medication adherence, medication management, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, personal boundaries, pill organizer, schizophrenia, schizophrenia symptoms, SchizoSisCarLivingAITA, self-care, sibling relationships

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a wild adventure? Join us and experience the chaos of living with your older sister who has schizophrenia!

Imagine the thrill of constantly reminding your sister to take her medication, only to have her yell at you and tell you to leave her alone. But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as she accuses you of talking behind her back with your mom about her mental illness, all while threatening to live in her car.

But don’t worry, we provide a pill organizer for all players to keep their meds in check and ensure a clean gaming environment. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of living with a mentally unstable sibling!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8541

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NeighborlyMischief Minecraft SMP

bizarre behavior, bizarre neighbors, eccentric behavior, eccentric neighbors, Minecraft, NeighborlyMischief, neighbours, odd habits, odd neighbors, peculiar actions, peculiar habits, peculiar neighbors, quirky behavior, quirky habits, quirky neighbors, smp, strange behavior, strange neighbors, unusual activities, unusual habits, unusual neighbors, weird habits, weird neighbors

Oh boy, let me tell you about the wild antics happening on this Minecraft SMP! Our neighbors are always up to some crazy shenanigans. One time, I saw them building a giant roller coaster that launched players into a pool of lava – talk about a thrilling ride! And don’t even get me started on the time they tried to domesticate creepers as pets… let’s just say it didn’t end well for anyone involved. If you want to witness the most bizarre and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, you’ve got to join this server. Who knows what kind of madness will happen next!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BeliefCraft: Santa in the Nether!

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Remember when you used to believe that if you dug straight down in Minecraft, you would end up in China? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! We have a secret portal at bedrock level that transports you to a hidden Chinese village where pandas ride around on minecarts and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event every full moon where all the mobs break out into a synchronized dance routine to Michael Jackson’s “Thriller.” It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of golden apples. Just be careful of the guardian chicken that protects it – he’s a tough clucker to crack.

So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures in Minecraft you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality when you have a world like this to escape to?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SinaloaCartelCraft Minecraft Server

Bloodshed, border security, cartel violence, Corruption, crime, criminal organizations, cross-border issues, drug cartels, drug trafficking, drug war, international relations, law enforcement, Mexican government, Mexican president, Minecraft, North American relations, political blame, security challenges, Server, Sinaloa, SinaloaCartelCraft, Surge, US

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where even the mexican president is blaming the US for cartel violence! on our server, you can build your own drug empire without any consequences! start your own cartel, smuggle goods across borders, and become the most feared player in the game! who needs politics when you can rule your own virtual world with an iron fist? join now and show the world who’s really in charge!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftyCzarMurderMystery

arrest, arrested, Conspiracy, Corruption, CraftyCzarMurderMystery, crime, high-profile, husband, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder charge, office shootout, oligarch, power, richest woman, russia, scandal, SUSPECT, violence, wealth

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than russia’s richest woman’s husband! our players are always getting into crazy shootouts in the office, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! with more twists and turns than a soap opera, you’ll never be bored on our server. plus, who wouldn’t want to play with a bunch of players who are as rich as russian oligarchs? join now for the most chaotic and thrilling minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	5668	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3